Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Roxas1359]

Granted, they are all broken.
I wish I worked for Eggman Enterprises.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. Not for you though, for your worst enemy.

I wish I could drive.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you get busted for driving without a licence.

I wish for a frosty beer.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, after consuming it you suffer the effects of a Hangover forever.

I wish I had a big plate of pancakes.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You get so stuffed you choke.
I wish for the ability to create an ability of creating wishes.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. After being introduced to you she decides she doesn't like you.
I wish for a real wish to be wished outside this thread making it come true.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but it's covered in bad clown meat.

I wish to hear the laments of my enemies women.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but now every man in the world lusts after you.

I wish for less ants.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but the surviving ones are the size of elephants.

I wish to control Australia.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but it's the end of time.
I wish the dinosaurs would come back.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, the old TV show Dinosaurs will come back for one day and for 1 hour.
I wish I had a cooling fan for my laptop.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Granted but it's too effective, flash freezing your laptop
I wish whoever posts next dies of spontaneous combustion

 

[LynxParadox]

granted, but it happens before I grant the wish causing a paradox!

I wish for more excitement!

 

[LynxParadox]

Granted! *bottle of fanta poofs into my hands* Thanks for the soda

I wish for cantaloupes and watermelons!!