Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Your art becomes worth a fortune after your passing.

I wish Carrie Underwood would get fat. "when she walks out to get her mail, it measures on the Richter Scale" fat.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. She lands on your house.

I wish Han Solo was a real person who flew around in a plane above my neighbourhood.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, he can never have a soft spot for you, kid...

I wish Off The Air was on DVD!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. All copies are now rated EC-10, Condemned.

I wish the bluebirds would come back.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. The fierce pecking also comes back.

I wish whenever Bill Belicheck or Tom Brady has a press conference or speak to the media, they have uncontrollable gas.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's silent and deadly... to you, specifically...

I wish I won't activate the trip lasers!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Dogmeat takes care of that.

I wish Dogmeat would FUUUUUCK OOOOOFF!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, Dogmeat dies by glitching through the floor... which somehow kills you out of nowhere...

I wish my enemies would snort the bug powder dust!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. It gives them superpowers.

I wish James Brown and Luciano Pavorotti were both still alive.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they don't get along

I wish I had a city of gold

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's still not the Midas Touch in comparison to straight-up literal shit...

I wish the gun was more fake?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. The bullets are still real.

I wish the broncos season would end with a win.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, a win on losing more than the other teams...

I wish to call Collect!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, a win on losing more than the other teams...

that makes . . . no sense
Plus since they are in the playoffs, ending the season with a win would mean they win the super bowl

Granted. It costs $300/minute.

I wish I was a powerful wizard.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, a win on losing more than the other teams...

that makes . . . no sense

It does when they have the most loses out of all of the playable teams in the season... Do you even negative addition?

OT: Granted, not as powerful as <url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/f/f6/The_great_and_powerful_trixie_by_misterlolrus-d46goi5.png/revision/latest?cb=20130322041249>Trixie, who is also great!

I wish Sunny got [another] black co-star!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. He makes all the other characters very uncomfortable.

I wish I was great at everything I do.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

so great in fact you yourself are jelly at everything you can do! :O

I wish I was El Jefe!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. you are mauled by an angry mob for pretending to be Spanish.

I wish I had either the programming skill, the money, or the ownership of the developers or some combination therein to make would I would consider improvements to my favorite games.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, but you're not satisfied because you can never attain perfection

I wish for the following people to be inducted into the WWE hall of fame:

Owen Hart
Demolition
The Hardy Boyz
Kurt Angle
Sid Justice
The Rock
The Nasty Boys
Bradshaw

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, but only if several wrestlers who don't deserve it also get inducted.

I wish I could have seen John Pinette perform live.