Rule 34 that you NEVER want to see

[OmniscientOstrich]

Me, my family and anyone else I happen to know socially.

Pretty much that. Otherwise, I couldn't care less about what people get off to.

 

[Dracowrath]

A few years ago I would have mentioned one of my favorite cartoons as a young child, but Encyclopedia Dramatica beat this thread to it and showed it to me. Over the years I've managed to erase most of the image from my mind, but the idea of it remains and haunts me.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Nazi Zombies
Hitler
Cojoined Twins
Corpses
Me (Yeah, like anyone would make porn of me...)

 

[ssgt splatter]

Toy Story porn.
I know it probably exists, but I never ever want to see it, because if I did, it would literally ruin many of my childhood memories/feelings...

Muahahahaha....

Spoiler

OT: Well, up until they actually did make porn of it, there was the whole 'get out of playing The Game Free card by saying that The Game didn't exist because there wasn't porn of it...

Oh that just scares me. O_O

 

[Daveman]

Thomas the tank engine. That would make me violently sick.

Seen it. No I still don't know how they reared up off the tracks like that either.

Ah, the internet, where men are men and children are FBI. Where absolutely nothing is sacred. Where you know that no matter how vile or vomit-inducing something you find is, someone is getting off to it.

This we find in perhaps the most famous rule of this lawless landscape, Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. Yes, children's shows, video-games, inaminate objects, the internet has seen the emergence of some extremely specific fetishes for it's sadder, lonelier inhabitants. So if it were in your power, what would you spare (even if you know it's been done already) from this horrible fate?

Me? Minecraft porn...*shudders*.

Seen it.

If I was you i would be more concerned about rule 46.

http://ohinternet.com/File:Rulesoftheinternet.jpg

OT: Ponies. Need i say more

Seen it. I cried blood.

That lazy town style they come up with. They argue it's not child porn but it is. That's disgusting.

edit: Sorry I miss read the title. Something I don't want to see as rule 34 is teachers at my school, especially the principal. If that exists, kill me now.

Seen it. Totally taking your side on the child thing.

I saw an article in the paper the other day about a postman pat sex tape. I cried. I couldn't read it.

Seen it. My friends are bastards.

Anything involving people shitting on other peoples chests. That would be nasty.

An actual fetish, non-cartoon and cartoon, seen it.

Spoiler: What the internet calls it

Skat Porn

Toy Story porn.
I know it probably exists, but I never ever want to see it, because if I did, it would literally ruin many of my childhood memories/feelings...

It exists by the bucket load.

Lilo & Stitch
(Anything Disney really...)

I have the unfortunate event of my computer getting rather sick. It puked cartoon porn sites at me for 2 days before I managed to get it better again.

Disney is the internets favourite, they have sites dedicated to just Disney.

Anything involving Muppets....just creepy on so many levels. D:

Exists.

Pretty much ANY children shows espically if the characters in the shows are kids (*shudder*). Yes I know there are probably alot of it in the internet therefore I had avoid alot of it.

Maggie, Simpson. Yeah. I hate 4chan.


It all exists. If it has even aired on tv it exists. Christ I stumbled upon Fosters Home hentai.

If you love it, some bastards has ruined it. Even Ponies.

Dude... stop watching it!

 

[TheBoulder]

OT: Rosie O'Donnell. If there's Rule 34 of Rosie, it's proof that God is dead.

I have a mainstream movie for you:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109758/

Or simply google her name and the movie title "Exit to Eden"

You'll never forgive me.

Why would you do that? What reason do you have to put me through that hell? I think I need some shotgun mouthwash.

 

[TheBoulder]

Stan Lee leaning out of a giant vagina saying "Excelsior", I love it.

Send me a link to that picture. Do it! DO IT FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

 

[Dango]

Zero Punctuation, which I really hope doesn't already exist.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Snip

I don't mean to, bastard internet friends and tinyurl links. Some with a taste for hentai that know I don't share said taste.

Zero Punctuation, which I really hope doesn't already exist.

Huh not seen it actually.

Gabe Newell.

(Worst part is, you'd grow old waiting for the third video.)

Seen it.

Nazi Zombies
Hitler
Cojoined Twins
Corpses
Me (Yeah, like anyone would make porn of me...)

Exists.
Exists.
Exists cartoon and not.
Exists cartoon and not.
Give me a minute.

Mutants,
Oh wait...
Amputees,
Oh wait...
Demons,
Oh wait...
Any animal,
Oh wait...
Planets,
Oh wait...

Oh, I know. Weaponry. I haven't seen that yet.

Before you ask, yes I've been on /b/ and /d/
It was a dare, don't judge me.

Seriously you found the planet stuff but no weapons? I've seen fucking toast fucking it was hilarious but still!

 

[Altorin]

ursula from little mermaid tentacle hentai

 

[SilentCom]

I'm going to go ahead and say all of it.

This for sure. People who spend their time creating and viewing such material have too much lonely time and should probably get off the computer and do something more with their life.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I don't want to see porn of anything I love. I prefer my pornography to not be based on anything I know, that just makes it awkward whenever I see it.

I try my best to keep my franchises pure, though I must say, Google's safesearch is a load of bollocks.

"Oh I'll just get myself a picture of Shinji in the hospital be... What's Misato doing there I don't remember-NOPE!"

Don't get me started on trying to get a good picture Kaworu. Safe search is on moderate, meaning on the FIRST PAGE we will have him with a mouthful of Shinji's pride.

Calumon: I hate blindfolds, what don't you want me to see?

Jack: ...Something big, pink and for girls.

Calumon: Eurgh! >.<

I have no idea what gender Calumon is... Boy at a guess.

 

[StarCecil]

Have any of you seen that movie Congo?

 

[Azaradel]

Zero Punctuation, which I really hope doesn't already exist.

Huh not seen it actually.

Oh, it exists. I assure you.

 

[Magicmad5511]

Thomas the tank engine. That would make me violently sick.

Same but just because it is the only piece of innocence left in my head.

 

[StarCecil]

Some rule 34 are actually hilarious...too bad once i clicked a link that lead me directly to a non bullshit child porn archive, didn't think twice about it and called the police.

No, you have it backwards. The police are supposed to call YOU.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Jim Sterling/Yahtzee. Blarg.

 

[zehydra]

I don't want to see Sesame Street rule 34, but not because I'll be scarred for life or something, I've seen just about everything when it comes to rule 34. I don't want to see it because it doesn't turn me on, which is the point of porn, after all.

Some people make it for the humor, which is probably where stuff like Thomas the Tank Engine rule 34 comes from.