Commandment 1
The lord looked apon the masses and said "No talking, i am god of video games, and i will strike-eth down apon anyone who says-eth 'pick up that uzi, it's much better then a chainsaw'."
Commandment 2
Nothing is better then thine chainsaw, with exception of thine bruce willis with a katana-eth (reference: pulp fiction)
Commandment 3
And the lord did say, if thine video gamer doth play-eth thine xbox, and is now playing a ps3, when he asks-eth for the reload button, don't tell-eth him 'square'
Commandment 4
Though shalt never scream, shout, talk, or be annoying in any other manner that may affect the pwn-eth of yon gamer
Commandment 5
Thou shalt always compliment yon gamer, and if thou is a lady, make-eth a sandwich-eth
And Commandment 6
Thou shalt not flame-eth me for the mild sexism-eth in the last commandment
And thine was not flamed, and it was good