Sacariest animal to you.

[Cama Zots]

I HATE spiders and I HATE insects.
I was biking today, had my mouth open, and a wasp flew in and stung me on the roof of my mouth.
Last time I open my mouth on a bike ride EVER.

You have no idea how bad it hurt.

Jesus man, are you all right? Thank god you weren't allergic. That is a huge fear of mine (the getting stung in the mouth thing).

Like I said before. You have NO idea how bad it hurt.
I never screamed so loud in my life. And I was afraid to move my tongue around to inspect the damage so I was screaming "help, help. A bee stung me in the mouth" at passers by. But since I wasn't moving my tongue around (and since nothing opens up the sinuses like being stung in the mouth) it sounded more like a retarded person screaming "galp, galp! I waaaz hung en by bouth," I was also wearing a bicycle helmet since it happened on my bike and mucus was pouring out of my nose, everyone around me thought I was batshit fucking retarded. On retrospect it was rather funny, but try telling me that at the time.

 

[bob-2000]

Pretty much any spider bigger than my thumbnail.

same here, especially Brown Recluses. They're really rare, but they can disintegrate you skin!!!
otherwise, i hate alligators.

 

[Harold Donchee]

Hippos. Only animal to ever try and kill me.

But certain abnormal & scary looking spiders freak me out.

Spoiler: Camel Spider?

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[spoiler=How about this thing?!][img src=http://bp1.blogger.com/_ORrPGTrHgjQ/Re1lTPI2GiI/AAAAAAAAAOk/iivzIuVOdxQ/s320/Scorpion+Spider.JPG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Or this!?][img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/2365067045_5338b4744b.jpg][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Maybe this?][img src=http://www.camelspider.org/Beard%20cutter.jpg][/spoiler]

Eeeep. Why do these things even exist?

And so that I can sleep tonight, something cute.
[spoiler=Baby polar bear!][img src=http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7974417160/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/03/Baby_Polar_Bear--thumb.jpg][/spoiler][/QUOTE]


Wow. I had to pull my legs back from under the desk and sit on my feet after looking at those.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Spoiler: See for yourself

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Candiru

This one billion times.

 

[DAMG]

Hippos. Only animal to ever try and kill me.

But certain abnormal & scary looking spiders freak me out.

Spoiler: Camel Spider?

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=How about this thing?!][img src=http://bp1.blogger.com/_ORrPGTrHgjQ/Re1lTPI2GiI/AAAAAAAAAOk/iivzIuVOdxQ/s320/Scorpion+Spider.JPG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Or this!?][img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/2365067045_5338b4744b.jpg][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Maybe this?][img src=http://www.camelspider.org/Beard%20cutter.jpg][/spoiler]

Eeeep. Why do these things even exist?

And so that I can sleep tonight, something cute.
[spoiler=Baby polar bear!][img src=http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7974417160/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/03/Baby_Polar_Bear--thumb.jpg][/spoiler][/QUOTE]

Hahaha, hippos are my favorite animal, so cute.

I fucking hate monkeys, especially chimpanzees; they're like abnormal humans, creepy. They're strong too, not cool; I'm scared of a monkey future where I'll take my family to the zoo only to have them forcibly raped by a crazy monkey. The other thing that absolutely makes my skin crawl is that second pic you posted, the house centipede. Because they dent my pride by making me yelp in the faggiest of ways, I must kill them. After doing so, I'm paranoid for hours; they're really fast, and they have a painful bite.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Wow. I had to pull my legs back from under the desk and sit on my feet after looking at those.

Sorry! Luckily most of them are found in weird places like caves or deserts. You should be safe.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Hahaha, hippos are my favorite animal, so cute.

I fucking hate monkeys, especially chimpanzees; they're like abnormal humans, creepy. They're strong too, not cool; I'm scared of a monkey future where I'll take my family to the zoo only to have them forcibly raped by a crazy monkey. The other thing that absolutely makes my skin crawl is that second pic you posted, the house centipede. Because they dent my pride by making me yelp in the faggiest of ways, I must kill them. After doing so, I'm paranoid for hours; they're really fast, and they have a painful bite.

They're cute until THEY TRY AND KILL YOU! Seriously, they're really territorial. The lions left us alone, but not the hippos. D:

I don't really care for monkeys either. Just saw one on G4 humping a cat. That's just uncalled for!

Centipedes creep me out a bit too, I don't like how they move. Ick.

 

[army-88]

Whales. Thats right, I know its pretty messed up but they're many, many times bigger than me & their mouths are massive & that just frightens me immensely.

Also those tiny dogs that dont look evil but they just turn on you at the slightest provocation... [shudders]

 

[Radav]

MY WIFE!

no not really, I don't even have a wife, probably spiders, most big insects really.

 

[Ajaysallthat]

The Camel spider

Fresh from motherfucking skull island
Its one spider eating another!
Fucking awesome huh?

 

[Ajaysallthat]

Hippos. Only animal to ever try and kill me.

But certain abnormal & scary looking spiders freak me out.

Spoiler: Camel Spider?

[/spoiler]

[spoiler=How about this thing?!][img src=http://bp1.blogger.com/_ORrPGTrHgjQ/Re1lTPI2GiI/AAAAAAAAAOk/iivzIuVOdxQ/s320/Scorpion+Spider.JPG][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Or this!?][img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2233/2365067045_5338b4744b.jpg][/spoiler]

[spoiler=Maybe this?][img src=http://www.camelspider.org/Beard%20cutter.jpg][/spoiler]

Eeeep. Why do these things even exist?

And so that I can sleep tonight, something cute.
[spoiler=Baby polar bear!][img src=http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7974417160/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/03/Baby_Polar_Bear--thumb.jpg][/spoiler][/QUOTE]
I agree why the hell did evolution make these motherfuckers so scary?

 

[-=Spy=-]

Parasites. God I hate them.

 

[wwjdftw]

the cheetah. "Look at that son-of-a-***** haul ass. He just ate that little rat thing! Damn Nature you scary!"
Family guy reference aside the human is the scariest animal ever. We are the most intwlligent and have an easy access to guns and alot of other weapons.

fixed

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/9.htm

Whatever the f**k that centipede thing is in this video.

I always root for the scorpions.

For me, I'd have to say horseshoe crabs.


It manages to avoid the "oh, look at the cute little hermit crab hiding in a shell" appeal by looking like a cross between a facehugger and a cockroach.

 

[linchowlewy]

Cthulhu, in all serious though swarms of big vicious ants. scare the shit out of me for some reason.

 

[Blue22]

Spiders, ugh, terrifiying creatures.

 

[the protaginist]

Bears. Angry bears.

To quote Mike Birbiglia,

You can keep your strange fears, i'll go with the ones that are all over the place and can eat me.

 

[UtopiaV1]

You should all be most scared of mosquito's, they spread so much disease that they have killed more people in human history than all other animals combined...