Santa doesn't exist!

[Tdc2182]

Around third grade my mom went on a website where you write about your kid and pretend to be Santa. It was rather specific, and that kept me going all the way to 5th grade.

 

[Tomany2]

hehhh... i stopped believing when i was 6, found a lego gift in the back room, didn't say a word, than found it from "santa" under the tree on christmas

 

[Gahars]

That's preposterous. Who delivers the presents? Jesus? And if he doesn't exist, who's been keeping the elves' employment up so high that they are never seen.

Obvious troll is obvious, obviously.

 

[pulse2]

Dude, dont be an asshole, Santa is just something for the kids. Its just a fun myth tied in for christmas and your acting like this is some sinister plot or government conspiracy, chill out dude. But what really irks me is that you have the audacity to label all of us as clueless children when u had it in mind to tell us something that was completely obvious to all of us.

Erm, yeah, you do realise it wasn't meant to be taken seriously :/. I only posted the first half to have a bit of a laugh, most of the people replying got the joke and replied with something witty Don't take it as a personal attack. If I really wanted to spoil christmas for people, I would have started with my little sister, she's siz, she believes in Santa and I am determined to make it seem like he's real for her. I have no vandetta against Santa, I am not anti-santa, lol.

When you think about its terrifying.
"Son a big man in a suit will sneak into our house, give you things then fly away on a magic deer"
Why are we not terrifed of him!
Oh right presents.

Its kind of ironic that parents say Santa is coming tonight, yet if they heard something in the middle of the night moving around downstairs, they automatically assume its not Santa and call the police :O

Just now.

You fucker.

But yeah, it didn't come upon me as a sudden epiphany, it just set in somewhere between the age of 10 and 12. Maturity, both physical and emotional, isn't as spontaneous for everyone

Lol, my evils > I think for some it was directly spoilt and others like myself, it just somehow didn't click.


I was told my an antie that Santa has a magical Ferrari when I told her I didn't believe in it any more, at the time I was too young to argue against that, I was under the impression Ferraris were the fastest things on earth

Then I learnt about the Bugatti Veyron.

 

[Woodsey]

My mum still pretends he exists even though I'm 18, I have to keep up a charade that I still believe that he exists, bizarrely. Also y'know he wears red because of coca cola, who branded him that way.

I think that's actually a myth - although they popularised the red and white outfit (but not invented it).

 

[ViaticalTarsier]

Never believed in santa as my parents where of the opinion "why lie to your kids". I never felt like I was missing out because I was just as happy to get my toys and could care less who they came from.

 

[brainslurper]

You're lying! Liar!
Santa does exist ;~;
If you don't have a chimney, he comes through the gas pipes, or the plumbing ;~;

yeah like that one time when i was going to the bathroom... and then...

 

[Setsuri21]

You, sir, are full of lies. and Poultry.

 

[Just_in_time]

My sister told me when I was about 7. I havn't had any christmas spirit since...

really?......what about the easter bunny, or the halloween dog?

Halloween Dog? I can't say that I have ever heard of this...

someone has never watched fairly odd parents

 

[pulse2]

My sister told me when I was about 7. I havn't had any christmas spirit since...

really?......what about the easter bunny, or the halloween dog?

Halloween Dog? I can't say that I have ever heard of this...

someone has never watched fairly odd parents

Dear oh dear, deprived children

It's impossible to not know of Fairly odd parents :O

 

[Vohn_exel]

You're lying! Liar!
Santa does exist ;~;
If you don't have a chimney, he comes through the gas pipes, or the plumbing ;~;

I think he just had a key to our house. Though I'm pretty sure he saved ours for last most years

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I figured it out from a calvin and hobbes book... yes.

I asked my dad and he reassured this revelation, then I went into a mind-numbmingly depresseed fit where all I would eat for days was fruitcake.

Exactly what went down.

 

[higgs20]

LIES!

 

[Slaanax]

Santa is real and he is actually son of Satan and lost a game of Curling to an angel so he had to give out gifts to the children for losing. That's at least what the movie Santa's Slay taught me.

 

[AlternatePFG]

Woke up in the middle of the night, saw my Dad putting presents under the tree, he didn't even bother making up a story or something.

 

[DazBurger]

Can't remember ever really believing in Santa :/
.. Nor elfs, God or the Tooth fairy for that matter... Guess I never got really in to it.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Dude, dont be an asshole, Santa is just something for the kids. Its just a fun myth tied in for christmas and your acting like this is some sinister plot or government conspiracy, chill out dude. But what really irks me is that you have the audacity to label all of us as clueless children when u had it in mind to tell us something that was completely obvious to all of us.

Erm, yeah, you do realise it wasn't meant to be taken seriously :/. I only posted the first half to have a bit of a laugh, most of the people replying got the joke and replied with something witty Don't take it as a personal attack. If I really wanted to spoil christmas for people, I would have started with my little sister, she's siz, she believes in Santa and I am determined to make it seem like he's real for her. I have no vandetta against Santa, I am not anti-santa, lol.

Oh, sorry buddy, I jumped to conclusions there. Its a habit. No hard feelings?

 

[pyrosaw]

Then...the man in the alley wasn't?......Oh god....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[pulse2]

Dude, dont be an asshole, Santa is just something for the kids. Its just a fun myth tied in for christmas and your acting like this is some sinister plot or government conspiracy, chill out dude. But what really irks me is that you have the audacity to label all of us as clueless children when u had it in mind to tell us something that was completely obvious to all of us.

Erm, yeah, you do realise it wasn't meant to be taken seriously :/. I only posted the first half to have a bit of a laugh, most of the people replying got the joke and replied with something witty Don't take it as a personal attack. If I really wanted to spoil christmas for people, I would have started with my little sister, she's siz, she believes in Santa and I am determined to make it seem like he's real for her. I have no vandetta against Santa, I am not anti-santa, lol.

Oh, sorry buddy, I jumped to conclusions there. Its a habit. No hard feelings?

No hard feelings

I love the feeling of christmas and while the concept of Santa was spoilt for me because my parents didn't put in enough effort to ensure that magic remained, I'm hoping I can do that very thing for my kids. Not because of the idea of Santa in particular, but just so that they understand that Christmas is both about giving and how much you appreciate family and friends.

I may have outgrown Santa lol, but I haven't lost the latter ^^

 

[CaptainKoala]

I was about 7 or 8. And it was Easter and I found a receipt from Wal-Mart that listed everything I found in my Easter basket. Then I put 2 and 2 together. If the Easter bunny didn't exist then neither did Santa.