Say something negative about something you love.

[joebthegreat]

Spoiler

I'm Christian and the girl I really like is Mormon. It sucks.

Erm? Mormons are Christian. Or are you retarded as well?[footnote]Moderator edit: Do not insult other users. Read the posting guidelines.[/footnote]

Sorry, I wasn't very specific.
The point is that our fundamental beliefs in the world are different. Imaging mating a dog and a chimp, nothing happens cos they're just far too genetically separated. The same idea is going on between us.

I can totally understand having a different worldview from someone, and how that can create problems. Sorry about that, and good luck in handling it.

And sorry for coming off like a complete ass with my first reply there. I just get REALLY annoyed with how some people use the term "Christian" like it's one very specific religion instead of a very broad description of multiple religions.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Gorillaz: Only half of Plastic Beach was good.

Bioshock: The last third of the game was complete shit.

Mom - she's a bit of a whore... apparently. -_-

Thank you for sharing this with the Internet.

 

[LorChan]

I love high school English classes. It's my favorite part of the day.
But I swear to god, if teachers don't stop interpreting characters and plots for me I'm going to flip one of these days. Cassius was a dickwad, Brutus was gullible, and Caesar wasn't ambitious after all - that's my interpretation, so piss off.
One lovely teacher did quite like an essay I wrote about Atticus Finch, though, regardless of the fact that I basically gave every reason I could find that he wasn't a hero.

 

[CleverCover]

Chocolate is....fattening.

I love this thread...sooo much.

 

[Vrex360]

Mass Effect series:
Mass Effect 2 did not have Ashley or Wrex and they were my favorite characters. Especially Ashley who might as well have dropped into the realm of the forgotten for all the attention she's been getting, which in turn leaves me very bitter.
Also as a side note, having to spend so long defending Ashley on the web and developing bitter resentment towards the fanbase that sometimes I forget why I even liked playing the game in the first place.

Halo:
Campaigns are just gettin' shorter and shorter and it's becoming waaaay too obsessed with the human perspective when the Covenant perspective would make for much more interesting storytelling.

Moviebob:
Great movie reviewer and a funny guy but also at times a massive towering and roaring troll. Gleefully saying stuff to offend people and snarking smugly as though he has a level of intellectual superiority when really he just revealed he has no knowledge whatsoever about he subject matter he is actually attacking.

Getting to have so much spare time on my hands:
It's hard not to feel like a waste of space when your entire monday morning consists of making a peanut butter sandwich and then watching 'Piranha', while everyone else is going to work.

Going to the cinema:
Idiots talking, people trying to sit close to me, long periods of time between when the trailers start and when the movie starts. And then notinh hurts more then when the movie turns out to be crap.

That's all I can think of right now.

 

[Contun]

Minecraft:

Spoiler: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

New Vegas and any future Fallout Installment: Needs some kind of multiplayer assuming they could make it work. Don't even tell me that wouldn't be awesome.

Black Ops: Oho, wait! I don't love Black Ops! The hype machine crushed my dreams! Thanks Treyarch!

The Escapist: This place seems to have gotten a little dull recently... It seems like I've seen every thread out there by now. The community also seems to have declined slightly. Luckily, I've also noticed an increase in moderation; so good job Escapist staff. <3

 

[Pinstar]

The intro/tutorial section of Kingdom Hearts 2 is far too long.

 

[mikespoff]

I really, really hate the old pervert guy on Family Guy, he's the least funny of all characters.

Absolutely.

 

[Creator002]

Rammstein - They didn't give me enough time to get a ticket to the Aussie concert in my area. Some of their songs are just plain awful.

Now, leave me. I have some crying to do.

 

[CleverCover]

Link, Mario, Kirby, DK - Please speak

Are you sure you want that? I mean, really really sure?
It might end up like Metroid's situation.

And not when Ms. Hale did it, either.

 

[mikespoff]

Dragon Age: Origins - really loved the world and the writing, but I wasn't actually crazy about the combat mechanics.
Mass Effect 2: Planet scanning sucked (time).
Steam: You can't schedule downloads.
The Escapist: The shouting "ha" thingee at the start of all the videos. The scribbled "e" is fine but the "ha" is just horrible. I have to mute my headphones or skip forward in every video I watch.
The Dark Knight: Awesome movie, great atmosphere, but just too long. Too much emotional intensity for 2.5 hours. Cut it down to 2 hrs and it'd be perfect.
Pirates of the Carribean: the third movie.
Half Life: Amazing game, but I found the alien planet sections tedious. Some good bits in there, but I enjoyed the bits on Earth more. Really didn't enjoy the final boss battle.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Tron Legacy was blew harder than a prostitute because olivia wilde is one ugly talentless ***** and Jeff Bridges wrinkly notalent old ass needs to hurry up and die

 

[mikespoff]

Big Bang Theory: Sheldon's character can really get annoying. There are moments of comedy gold there, but some episodes he just irritates me.

 

[II2none]

JUST A REMINDER to all:
This forum is about talking about things that you LIKE and SAYING SOMETHING BAD about it. I saying this because 1) some of you are doing it wrong.And 2) everything is satirical and you will look stupid getting offended at anything that is posted for the sole purpose of this forum.

YES I LIKE ALL OF THESE!

My race: when the movies starts shut the fuck up

Halo 3: just because you're getting your ass kicked on multiplayer doesnt excuse you to act like a 2 year old and turn off your consoles.

Left 4 dead 2: see halo 3 description

Sonic: Just punch the pink ***** and find a new "love interest" to annoy you on yur 40th anniversary

DBZ: STOP TALKING AND START FIGHTING!

DBZ kai: if you're gonna go back on air at least offer something for newcomers AND old veterans.

SSBB: If enemies in space embassy are stronger than the com at level 9 something is wrong.

Kingdom Hearts: after 1, 1 1/2 and 2 and birth by sleep, Who gives a shit? Make 3 already!

Dogs: What part of "NO!" and a slap on the nose don't you understand?

Family Guy: There's a fine line between random and funny and you're flirting with it.

Eminem:love the way you lie = FAIL!

Itunes: You're still here? I can download all your songs for FREE. When I see $0.00 then we will talk.

Avatar The Last Airbender: A 12 year old kid gettin a 15 year old girl?
Desperate Katara
"But he's the ava-"
Nope you're desperate.

Facebook: Give me profile music option.

Snow: you were a blessing in high school, in college your the vain of my existence.

Godzilla 98 remake: STOP RUNNING SO DAMN MUCH AND FIGHT

Godzila 90's: thank GOD for GODZILLA 2000 design.

Gamestop: Actually make sure your games work before I purchase a used one.

Sonic unleashed chip's "catchphrase": No matter how many times you say "Want some chocolate" It's not gonna catch on.

Assasins creed:zzzzzzzzzz...OH WERE FIGHTING NOW? (1 min and a half later) zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Shadow the hedgehog: Saying Damn and hell does not make you cool.

PROTOYPE: Hey you ever heard of spiderman 2/3 and hulk ultimate destruction? Well you fight just like them except not as original.

CLOVERFIELD: appreciate the 2 hour motion sickness.

Marcus Fenix: GRRRRRRR, GRRRAAAWWW, DAMN IT C'MON!

MEude you gotta chew your food.

Power Puff Girls: Wow, sugar spice and everything nice hit your anatomies hard.

 

[Zanderman227]

Halo Reach - Yeah, your campaign was delicious, but I have to admit it; you killed the franchise. I'd love to still be playing Halo 3 right now, but after seeing how bad Reach's multiplayer was, everyone has moved onto Black Ops. Which kind of sucks. Modern Warfare Uno was still better.

 

[II2none]

Gorillaz: Only half of Plastic Beach was good.

Bioshock: The last third of the game was complete shit.

Mom - she's a bit of a whore... apparently. -_-

Thank you for sharing this with the Internet.

@apod

you must hate your mom

@ mazzjammin22
Lol and I agree, you can faintly hear the sex addicts and rapist saying "score" in unison.

 

[A random person]

Mass Effect-Takes time to get going, buildings for side missions are suspiciously samey, and driving around can be a chore.
Tales series-By its very nature, takes patience to get to the good part.
Fire Emblem-Even though I wouldn't have it without it, perma-death means resetting a good bit.
Deus Ex-Ending area is kinda dull, some skills are useless, endings didn't seem to live up to the overall experience, fucking robo-spiders, bad voice acting for Hong Kong and, even moreso, France.
Phoenix Wright-Solutions can be obtuse. Also, fucking Moe the Clown.

 

[II2none]

Dear anime and manga writers, please stop having your characters mate with the following things:
1)cousins
2)pre-pubescent children
3)space creatures with tentacles
4)sea-creatures with tentacles
5)mythical japan creatures with tentacles
6)seriously dudes, we're all tired of the tentacles...

I seem to be reading and watching a different type of anime and manga then you.

It's satirical have you forgotten the point of the thread already?

 

[mikespoff]

Mass Effect: driving the Mako around on crappy angular landscapes.

 

[FollowUp]

Legend of Mana is not that good of a game.
The story has a total disconnect, and is divided into chunks, with a lot of stuff that's never explained.
Every boss is fine on Nightmare, except the Jewel Beast, which is impossible.
The male main character looks like a girl.