Say something that has never been said before

[Joseph Valdez]

Write something that you think has never been said before ever in history. A series of words that have never been uttered untill now, I'll start:

"Please stop punching my kangaroo, he's trying to read a book on teeth cleaning"

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Spoiler: Baloooooooooodldldldldl.

EDIT:

"No, I really think that was an elephant I just pulled out of my nose."

Reminds me of Total Recall.

 

[Sindaine]

"No, I really think that was an elephant I just pulled out of my nose."

 

[Aerodynamic]

pancake noise.


fuck yeah.

 

[Free Thinker]

"My cyborg monkey ninja is the messiah of the new world!"

 

[Blemontea]

"try flipping your shoes into the black hole will hopping in place with my pet dirt."

 

[CaptainKoala]

"Is there a farmer sniffing my head?"
Super duper uber duber bonus points to anyone who can tell me what that is from.

 

[sirkai007]

Yoko Ono didn't ruin the Beatles.

 

[Bon_Clay]

"Great idea for a thread OP!"

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Man, today I feel like researching the facts behind my opinion, before I blindly give it to those who could care less."

 

[Dango]

"Do you want to tango in the pale moonlight under the stars to the soothing sounds of my favorite J-pop tracks?"

 

[Kriptonite]

Yoko Ono didn't ruin the Beatles.

You're right, The Beatles ruined The Beatles.

I'd have to go with...
"If I were a deceased cat on Tuesday, then I'd obviously be a hemophiliac tarantula on Venus, duh."

 

[Lust]

"Hey, has anyone ever told you that you don't look like anyone?"

 

[Elric Randall]

The Magical History Bore is waxing monotonously

waxing monotonously


Yeah it's a strange creation

a sleepy classroom nation

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

 

[Broken Boy]

Sidecar is a random object for zebra's they love the colors.

Ummm... Yeeeaaa thats the best I got.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

The trick I think is to staple one's hand to a pig. Then you're unique - until everybody else does.

 

[flippicat]

And as such, our journey came to an end after Mr. Fluffles the bunny had wondrously escaped from the hands of the foul alchemist Beelzebob, and then proceeded to turn into a prince and kiss my best friend. That was only the beginning of the odd days.

 

[Konaerix]

"There appears to be uranium inside my grape, I knew I shouldn't have trusted that Rino."

 

[Mandarth]

4chan is a wholesome place of information that I would gladly leave my children alone with.