Say something that has never been said before

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Please stop having sex with me, Jessica Alba."

 

[Creator002]

"How dare you accuse me of killing a pregnant elephant."

 

[The Rockerfly]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

Don't know if you're serious or not. If yes, cool you've gained a million point in my book, if you're not then you're on the same page as most people

I could say any combination and I guaranty some idiot has said it before. Hell even if I bashed the keys randomly, I wouldn't get anything original

 

[Hashime]

"Please stop having sex with me, Jessica Alba."

Conversely: "Please have sex with me Rosie O'Donnell"

 

[ryan robert daggitt]

Mertoids were the foundation through most ancient civilizations. Some sort of of wisdom rained down to Mark. A man named Mark pooped through fields of octoroon. Poop and octoroon together at last, and in peace.

 

[tombman888]

"I believe that your racecar driving chimpanzee may have flung his feces at random passers playing the flute under an umbrella on mars." .......wow

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Please stop having sex with me, Jessica Alba."

Conversely: "Please have sex with me Rosie O'Donnell"

Maybe it's just because it's almost 2 in the morning here, but I honestly believe that was the funniest thing I will ever read. No sarcasm.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"Send me some more Farmville requests" XD

 

[Hashime]

"Please stop having sex with me, Jessica Alba."

Conversely: "Please have sex with me Rosie O'Donnell"

Maybe it's just because it's almost 2 in the morning here, but I honestly believe that was the funniest thing I will ever read. No sarcasm.

It is 3:44 here, I need to sleep and do calculus, but am procrastinating to the nth degree.
I actually thought she was a dude for most of my childhood.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

The cheese... It wants your babies!

 

[Thurmer]

I think Bobby Kotick is just misunderstood.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"Facebook and Myspace is the most useful inventions to ever touch the minds of human beings."

..And no, I did not say that with a straight face for a millisecond.

 

[Mr. Omega]

I will kill all mosquitoes one day with the power of my hatred for them.

I actually said that once. Take a guess when...-_-

 

[Polaris19]

If I give you anything you want you must do one thing for me:

You must go to the abandoned hut in the middle of the Gobi Desert. There you will find the recipe for the perfect pepperoni pizza. You will bring it back to me, and you will then have your mind erased of all memories of your great journey.

You will also receive a coupon for half of any large pizza when I open my new pizza shop!

 

[Nahhnbah]

"Life is hard young flirglesnitzer, but only through the mind bending drug klarkycaps will you attain the power to make love to the mighty Futznor and save our world!"

 

[fgdfgdgd]

I'll repeat exactally waht i was said to my friend the other day: "I was trying to turn it into a motivator but no matter how many times i tried in any different way it kept on cropping out the Nazis and leaving only Chewbacca riding a giant squrrel."

 

[Custard_Angel]

I love ctrl+alt+del. The artwork is great, the plotlines are handled masterfully and Tim Buckley is a visionary to all gamers. You can never have too many words in a comic strip.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

When the f**k did my life turn into a Tenchi Muyo Episode?