Say something that has never been said before

[DuctTapeJedi]

Something never said before... Hmm....

"I have a 132 IQ, and I totally support Sarah Palin."

 

[Atticus89]

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just dooming your civilization while carving an orange."

 

[Nagisa94]

"Sir I really have no idea how that jello raped your wife, and no, you cannot press charges against it."

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Why is that caterpillar stealing my sushi? I was saving that for my long trip back to Wyoming riding on a hydrogen-powered camel. Now, somebody fetch my my kazoo, I must use it to rescue that T-rex from a nuclear disaster in Atlantis!

 

[loc978]

Luke, I am your father.

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wait...
well, at least James Earl Jones never said that... on camera...

 

[Omega Pirate]

"Creepers are blue, fluffy, and smell like kittens."

 

[Macheteswordgun]

I be titty fucking bitches in the ass. Yeah. Owned.

 

[subject_87]

No zebra will ever wrest control of Helm's Deep from the Minecraft fanboys that control it.

 

[BioHazardMan]

Country music is a great and influential genre.

 

[UberLemonBoy]

"Porn is bad"
wow...that feels weird

 

[automatron]

This new game's okay.
I mean it's fun, sure, but nothing revolutionary

- Peter Molyneux