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Magnatek

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For heroes, mortality is an illusion.
[small]How's that for wise?[/small]
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Bofus Teefus said:
Hmmm...
*straightens fez, scratches chin*
A bad dream is a dream nonetheless.
buddy jesus is merely smiling satan.

is that buddy jesus,you know,your avatar?
 

wikicated

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James Yorke:
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Robert A. Heinlein:
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


hmm wisdomquotes.com

there is no "i" in team but there is a "we" in weapon.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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wikicated said:
James Yorke:
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Robert A. Heinlein:
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


hmm wisdomquotes.com

there is no "i" in team but there is a "we" in weapon.
any reason most of those are feminism based?
 

Bofus Teefus

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TheNumber1Zero said:
Bofus Teefus said:
Hmmm...
*straightens fez, scratches chin*
A bad dream is a dream nonetheless.
buddy jesus is merely smiling satan.

is that buddy jesus,you know,your avatar?
Well no...it's Buddy Christ. How about this one-

Flip not your pancakes until the down side is golden brown...
 

Lordpils

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Bofus Teefus said:
Flip not your pancakes until the down side is golden brown...
If I think about that long enough I could come up with some deep and profound meaning to it.
 

Twilightruler

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It takes many nails to fill a crib, but one screw to fill it.
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired.
A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
 

Bofus Teefus

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Lordpils said:
Bofus Teefus said:
Flip not your pancakes until the down side is golden brown...
If I think about that long enough I could come up with some deep and profound meaning to it.
That's because not only is it deep, but also quite profound.

...PM me if you come up with something...that way I can explain it when I get "the look."
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Twilightruler said:
It takes many nails to fill a crib, but one screw to fill it.
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired.
A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
a man who gets in car gets to do these thngs to others.

-it's better to have loved and lost then to have crabs.
 

CoverYourHead

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One of my own.

It is stupid and arrogant to think we could possibly comprehend what happens after we die, but everyone does. Aren't we a fun bunch?
 

wikicated

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TheNumber1Zero said:
wikicated said:
James Yorke:
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Robert A. Heinlein:
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


hmm wisdomquotes.com

there is no "i" in team but there is a "we" in weapon.
any reason most of those are feminism based?
feminist base?d i just find them truthfull :D
 

Steve Dark

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I'll strike out and be a little crazy and say some of my own words of wisdom rather than quote someone elses. :p (As far as I know that is, with 6 Billion people on the planet it's inevitable someone else somewhere has said them first.)

"It's not what cards you're dealt, nor how you play them. It's WHY you play them that matters."

"I have yet to see an answer that is more interesting than it's question."

"Those who sit in silence and do nothing as a fire burns are just as bad as those who started the fire."

And... Crap, I'm sure I had more of these. Curse my bad memory!

Edit: "The best plans are the vaguest. The more open to interpretation a plan is the more that has to happen before something has technically gone wrong."
 

TheNumber1Zero

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wikicated said:
TheNumber1Zero said:
wikicated said:
James Yorke:
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Robert A. Heinlein:
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


hmm wisdomquotes.com

there is no "i" in team but there is a "we" in weapon.
any reason most of those are feminism based?
feminist base?d i just find them truthfull :D
yes,well I asked not why you picked them,but why they mostly lean towards the women>men basis.for laughs?or because you belive that women>men?meh,it matters not.
 

Lord Thodin

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My Personal Motto:
Que Sera sera, se la vie.
(K sur-ah sur-ah, say-la-V)

Translated it Means:
Whatever will be will be, such is life.

If you dont like that I also have:
Only in a time when we feel that there is no more to learn, no more to be taught, no more to discover, no more to uncover; thats when we know civilization is at its end. - by ME!
 

Lordpils

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Bofus Teefus said:
Lordpils said:
Bofus Teefus said:
Flip not your pancakes until the down side is golden brown...
If I think about that long enough I could come up with some deep and profound meaning to it.
That's because not only is it deep, but also quite profound.

...PM me if you come up with something...that way I can explain it when I get "the look."
When they do give you "the look" do the frustated "I can't believe you don't get it" sigh and do a facepalm then give them the answer I sent you.
 

wikicated

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TheNumber1Zero said:
wikicated said:
TheNumber1Zero said:
wikicated said:
James Yorke:
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Robert A. Heinlein:
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


hmm wisdomquotes.com

there is no "i" in team but there is a "we" in weapon.
any reason most of those are feminism based?
feminist base?d i just find them truthfull :D
yes,well I asked not why you picked them,but why they mostly lean towards the women>men basis.for laughs?or because you belive that women>men?meh,it matters not.
if it matter not then why you ask in the first place but mostly i just picked randomly from the site mentioned and i was to lazy to navigate away from the page i was on so u get 2/4 of the quoutes being feminisistic

Albert Einstein:
I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern without any superhuman authority behind it.


Mark Twain:
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.