Say something wise...

[Crescent Sun]

The first rule of time travel:

Don't do it.

Except to Kill Hitler, because everybody's doing it!

Why kill him, when you can make him look like a fool on Nazi television. Death is once. Hummiliation is forever.

 

[Irridium]

Not sure who said these:
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window"

"Here's Death, twitching my ear. "Live!" Says he, "for I am coming!" (I think Virgo said this one)

L. Ron Hubbard:
"If you want to make money, start your own religion."




Some I came up with:
"Do what you love."
"Everything works itself out eventually."

 

[kiyeshi]

violence is never the answer. unless the question is "what is never the answer?". in which case, violence is the answer

 

[Left4Meds]

Put the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I had his liver with some fava beans and a nice kiante.

Never seen the movie.
Saw it from South Park.

 

[LCP]

In order to die you must first live.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

War is where the young and stupid are told to kill themselves by the old and bitter,

It is not merely where the young and stupid are killed, but the place where the poor are killed for the sake of the rich.

so basically:when the rich wage war,it's the poor who die.

You just spent half a thread discussing what I can say in five words.
BYOB - System of a Down.

There's no I in team, there's no U either.

Learning the past is more comforting that thinking about the future. Fossils don't lie, but how many times has the weather guy fucked you over?!

Children are smarter than adults. Know how I know? 'Cos I've never met a kid with a full time job and children.

Getting angry at Bush for his presidency is like getting angry at a puppet rather than the ventriloquist.

 

[Spektre41]

tolerance leads to a new brand of fascism.

 

[Cavouku]

"If you think you've done something right, try fucking with it some more. If you have done something right, stop fucking with it." - Off the Top of My head

"Watch your thoughts, they become your actions
Watch your actions, they become your traits
Watch your traits, they become your character
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny" - I Can't for the Love of God Remember Who

"Saying you have a problem is annoying. Wanting attention for your problem is petty. Fixing a problem is hard, but you'll be better for it. If you can't, call the goddamn plumber" - Again, Off the Top of My Head, Though My Profanity Is Showing More Than Usual Today.

EDIT: I'll finish off with "There's no "I" in team. There's an "M" and an "E", but you have to share it." - Off Top Head

Oh yeah, and my quote of the week, though I don't know how wise it is; "Nobody can open those chips. Not even anybody." - Nathaniel (sister's friend's little brother)

 

[Firia]

My saying of wisdom;
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

 

[wastedyouth89]

If you play Guitar Hero, LEARN A REAL INSTRUMENT TOO! Otherwise we'll be stuck with a million people who only know what music is and no one who can write new stuff.

 

[Crescent Sun]

*Woe is the person who can't get along with himself, but then again we're all hypocrates.
*Insanity and Reality are both subjective in theory for normality changes.
*I tried talking to myself. It took some coaxing, but I finally responded, "Do you ever stop asking questions?!"
*Refer to yourself in the third-person, because it makes your problems seem distant. Better yet get a split personality to be a fall guy.

All these came from the top of my head. Please tell me if I qouted anyone.

 

[leviathanmisha]

We all need a little fuzz therapy.

Now, tell me where that one is from.

 

[Robert632]

my words of wisdom:companies are greedy.don't get annoyed when there douche's, cos them being greedy is a fact of life.

 

[Boxpopper]

When I was waiting in line at the DMV with my dad, and we were taking note of how scary the people in there were, he said "These people are harmless. The biggest crooks wear coats and ties."

 

[Deleric]

Get a little crazy sometimes. It keeps you from going completely insane.

 

[Jerich0]

a man is a volume, if you know how to read him right.

 

[Teh Ty]

Don't be a n00b.
Don't be 10 and on the internet.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Shit happens.

That's how I live life by.


Anyway, on topic.

Press B to Jump

 

[BuckminsterF]

You will have to brace yourselves for this ? not because it is difficult to understand, but because it is absolutely ridiculous: All we do is draw little arrows on a piece of paper ? that?s all! - Richard Feyman

 

[smithy1234]

Nothing is static, everything is changing.