Say something wise...

[Kurokami]

No

=D

 

[Crescent Sun]

If you can do it ahead of time. DO IT
If you can't do it before time. INVENT A TIME MACHINE... and give me the patent

 

[MortisLegio]

In Hoc Signo, Vinces

 

[Akai Shizuku]

There are no atheists in a plane crash.

( ^ got this from another Escapist, don't remember his name though)

 

[Lightningfires]

Wives & girlfriends may come and go, But porn is forever!

 

[Lord Thodin]

If the sun stopped shining, and the world stopped turning by what means would you keep us warm other than the loving embrace?

 

[Captain Lag]

When god gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD

 

[Lordpils]

There are no atheists in a plane crash.

( ^ got this from another Escapist, don't remember his name though)

Translation: When you're life is on the line, you'll believe in god.

I've been certain of my death in recent events, even thought I was dying from the blood draining from my skull, with glass in my head and god didn't even cross my mind.

It's just like the saying "There are no atheists in foxholes", it's untrue and it's based on false pretenses.

 

[vacuumbrand]

Never piss into the wind.

 

[Misaek]

"Dogs look up to us,cats look down on us,but pigs see us as equals"

-Winston Churchill

 

[grimsprice]

The first rule of time travel:

Don't do it.

Except to Kill Hitler, because everybody's doing it!

its a state secret... but thats where the troops on d-day came from. all time travelers bent on killing hitler. the allies main offensive was coming up from italy. GO TIME TRAVELING ARMY!!!

OT: one may live life, or understand it. he who lives in it, cannot see it. he who understands it, stands afar and watches on.

 

[Crescent Sun]

Don't learn your friends names, but give them labels. So you know exactly who to call during any situation.
I know exactly which friends I want to keep for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.

 

[Zack Sykes]

dont ask stupid questions, google them

 

[monalith]

cluster bombs are incredibly accurate their guaranteed to hit the ground-USAF

 

[TankCopter]

Wax on, wax off.

 

[SharPhoe]

A jar of peanut butter is never COMPLETELY empty.

 

[monalith]

also everyone can get along with each other if they just calm the fuck down

 

[Meanderings]

Vocalising wisdom may sow seeds in others, but who will harvest those when they bear fruit?

 

[Zack Sykes]

Vocalising wisdom may sow seeds in others, but who will harvest those when they bear fruit?

the grim reaper