Say something wise...

[reaper_2k9]

It is said ,"it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all." No I dont agree love I would rather not know what love feels like. It tears you apart and I would rather never feel that again.

 

[nepheleim]

Try to understand that you, in life, are a midget in a tree. A really short guy a really long way up just trying to make it from branch to branch, and not fall on his head.

 

[demotivational fail]

Remember, after you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

 

[Schizzy]

Everyone want the freedom of choice without the responsibility that comes with it.

 

[AkJay]

You take the good, you take the bad, put them together and there you have, the facts of life.

 

[ElephantGuts]

The key to victory is not to eliminate the enemy's ability to fight, but to eliminate their will to fight.

 

[Emperorpeng]

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.

 

[MajoraPersona]

If you have a beard, a noticable hat, and the ability to see the future, stay away from Rome.

I learnt that one the hard way. Three times.

 

[Drakmorg]

Peace will never be achieved as long as diversity exists, because killing folks is easy, empathizing is a pain in the ass.

 

[hailmagus]

Say something that sounds articulite, philosophical and generally wise. Something that covers the way you see the world or politics or life in general, that you would be happy to see yourself quoted as saying. You may say it in a way that is sarcastic or humorous, you can say it in a way that just seems deep.

Or you can scratch the whole idea and say something snarky and mocking.

Edit: Apparently my original intention was misunderstood, I meant for people to say something unique and original (or at least not verbatum quotes), however I find myself enjoying the quotes so I guess it's not all bad.

Here, this is one that I've always loved and is even on my Live bio-

"If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we'd all have a bowl of granola!"

Very astute, I know.

 

[Rawker]

the road to stupidity is paved with good intentions.

 

[Jedoro]

violence is never the answer. unless the question is "what is never the answer?". in which case, violence is the answer

Violence isn't the answer, violence is the question. The answer is "yes."

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupid.

 

[Jaranja]

If something is hard to do there's no point doing it.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

People without sunshine get rained on and die of mental pneumonia.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.

* As quoted in the Kalama Sutra,

 

[JohanGasMask]

...Your mum...

 

[Srkkl]

Say something that sounds articulite, philosophical and generally wise. Something that covers the way you see the world or politics or life in general, that you would be happy to see yourself quoted as saying. You may say it in a way that is sarcastic or humorous, you can say it in a way that just seems deep.

Or you can scratch the whole idea and say something snarky and mocking.

Edit: Apparently my original intention was misunderstood, I meant for people to say something unique and original (or at least not verbatum quotes), however I find myself enjoying the quotes so I guess it's not all bad.

I think it's smart if you want to get laid...

"Wont you be mine on this night, when the ocean looks beautiful in the moonlight. Only with you can I share this view, the only thing more lovely is you." By Me.

I don't care if you use this on a girl, and if it doesn't work, then your screwed buddy.

 

[lizards]

being wise is knowing when to shut up and listen

 

[cocoadog]

that's what you get you get my axe of capitalism right in your face.

 

[lizards]

War is where the young and stupid are told to kill themselves by the old and bitter,

It is not merely where the young and stupid are killed, but the place where the poor are killed for the sake of the rich.

so basically:when the rich wage war,it's the poor who die.

You just spent half a thread discussing what I can say in five words.
BYOB - System of a Down.

There's no I in team, there's no U either.

Learning the past is more comforting that thinking about the future. Fossils don't lie, but how many times has the weather guy fucked you over?!

Children are smarter than adults. Know how I know? 'Cos I've never met a kid with a full time job and children.

Getting angry at Bush for his presidency is like getting angry at a puppet rather than the ventriloquist.

their is a me though if you switch it around