Say something wise...

[RagnorakTres]

Live now, for tomorrow does not exist yet and yesterday is gone.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

A jar of peanut butter is never COMPLETELY empty.

unless it's a friday night at GG's house, I'll be dammed if I actually cook. it's premade sushi and pizza for life

and some more advice, simple but it works AIM FOR THE HEAD

 

[Embright]

If God lived on Earth, people would break his windows.

 

[Aedrial]

The people should not fear the government, the government should fear the people

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Always carry a crowbar.
-Gordon Freeman (deceased)
Sugar is a measure of fun, idiocy, and a way to get through Geography lessons. Use in emergencies.
-Anonymous
When a waffle means business, don't throw it.

 

[000Ronald]

Choosing a side doesn't make you the good guy or the bad guy, it just means you've chosen a side, perhaps the wrong one.

Apologies Abound

 

[Leesee]

Never talk about evolution with someone who strongly believes in creation it won't turn out well.

 

[FrostyV3]

The first rule of time travel:

Don't do it.

Except to Kill Hitler, because everybody's doing it!

Dear God Man! Have the lessons of Command and Conquer been lost already?
If you kill Hitler, Stalin will rise to power, and etc etc.
~Frosty.

 

[Instant K4rma]

It doesnt matter where you come from; what metters is where youre going.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Do what you can, whatever you can't, you can't do anything about, so don't sweat it and move on.

Didn't steal it from anything I know of, but not claiming to be originator of the concept.

Stolen:
Use sunscreen.

 

[Zack Sykes]

when science fails us we turn to god
when god fails us we turn to science

 

[Dys]

The key difference between the sexes is this; Women are willing to forgive, but men are able to forget.

 

[Disaster Button]

Madness is doing the same thing, and expecting the outcome to be different

The people should not fear the government, the government should fear the people

V for Vendetta?

 

[delet]

Sun burns are painful, and keep me up at night...

 

[Zack Sykes]

big things come in small packeges
so they will break in the mail

 

[theultimateend]

Say something that sounds articulite, philosophical and generally wise. Something that covers the way you see the world or politics or life in general, that you would be happy to see yourself quoted as saying. You may say it in a way that is sarcastic or humorous, you can say it in a way that just seems deep.

Or you can scratch the whole idea and say something snarky and mocking.

Edit: Apparently my original intention was misunderstood, I meant for people to say something unique and original (or at least not verbatum quotes), however I find myself enjoying the quotes so I guess it's not all bad.

"Every Rule in Life has One Exception." - Me

It's my universal rule of everything. The nice thing is it pretty much explains the entirety of human knowledge relative to the entirety of the universe in a single sentence.

Maybe by the morning someone will have deciphered what that is .

 

[Micklet]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I prefer this version:

The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm gets to live.

 

[Kasawd]

If I claim my statement to be wise, surely it is not.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

War never changes, it's still a show-off contest of which government can kill more people.