Say something wise...

[Echo_419]

Women shop. Men buy things.

And you are five seconds closer to death than you were five seconds ago.

 

[Mister Ash]

If at first you don't succeed - fuck it and go for a beer.


*after someone has done something stupid or painful* if you want my advice, you won't do that again.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

We are all of us, doomed. The only thing that remains to be seen, is the manner in which we meet that doom.

 

[wordsmith]

"When life kicks you in the arse, turn around and kick it harder

... Either that or show it the sawn-off 12 bore you're keeping in the boot"

 

[thatsepic]

you are dying from the moment you are born - me

 

[similar.squirrel]

Don't eat the yellow snow. Chances are somebody has urinated in it, and research indicates that the majority of the human population does not find urine palatable.

 

[Shotgunbunny]

Oh that's easy! Here's one:
Know your enemy...know yourself...and your victory is never in danger.

 

[Emperor_42]

May your organs fail before your dreams fail you

 

[Sigel]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, that is why today is called a present.
See all of life's answers can be found in Kung-Fu Panda.

 

[The_Jock]

Teamwork- You do the work, I'll make the team.

 

[Micklet]

Dont take life too seriosly...noone gets out alive anyway.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove any doubt.

I am wise as i know that i do not know

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

Life is an interval between meals

What is mind? doesnt matter. What is matter? Never mind.

 

[Whoolpurse]

Well, an old woman once told me, when i was about 15(I was quite bitter and angry at everything), "You should throw away the anger, it'll eat you up and you'll just get worse" in that special manner old people can to look wise, Needless to say two years after without really taking notice of those words my life really went downhill. That's when I remembered those words, threw it away and had a much better life since then.

 

[ben---neb]

Even the best of men are only ever men at best.

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is discriminated against.

 

[Sonicron]

Those who spend their days dwelling on the past more often than not lose sight of what lies ahead.

-EDIT- On a lighter note, my favorite quote from Garfield:
Sleeping makes me hungry. Eating makes me tired. Life is good.

 

[6PrinceofDarkness6]

Always remember,

Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Shit happens.

Or if you live in Albion: Manure Occureth.

On topic, my dad says this alot. "It's better to take it and not need it than to need it and not have brought it"

We like camping, so that's where that one comes from.

Another good one from Karl Marx. "Sell a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business oppertunity"

 

[Lullabye]

I put the STD in STUD, now all i need is u.

and

cogito, ergo, sum

 

[Lullabye]

Shit happens.

Or if you live in Albion: Manure Occureth.

On topic, my dad says this alot. "It's better to take it and not need it than to need it and not have brought it"

We like camping, so that's where that one comes from.

Another good one from Karl Marx. "Sell a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity"

light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Joshimodo]

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off right now.

 

[the1ultimate]

Everything is possible. Or possibly not.

But then all general statements are false.