Say something wise...

[Triple G]

The Wise one conceals his knowledge.

 

[manicfoot]

"Something pretentious" - Me

 

[Osalot_TH]

All women have an aunt flow, as such all men should have an uncle pub.
Just made it up.

 

[kiyeshi]

violence is never the answer. unless the question is "what is never the answer?". in which case, violence is the answer

Violence isn't the answer, violence is the question. The answer is "yes."

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupid.

your quite...ah...violent there, aintcha?

 

[Jedoro]

violence is never the answer. unless the question is "what is never the answer?". in which case, violence is the answer

Violence isn't the answer, violence is the question. The answer is "yes."

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupid.

your quite...ah...violent there, aintcha?

Well, I don't love violence, but if it's my last resort, I won't hesitate to use it.

 

[Tartarga]

no matter how famous your work becomes it always starts insignificant

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Sometimes, clouds have two sides- a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So, when life seems hard...take a bite out of the silver sandwich!

[sub]If you get the reference you win a prize![/sub]

 

[Sporky111]

It's okay to look at the menu, even if you're on a diet.

Growing is required, growing up is optional

And since we're quoting:

"Yelling should be reserved for the most critical of situations: like when someone drinks milk from out of the carton."
- Tucker (Red vs Blue)

 

[YourCreepyUncle]

If you find sex a pain in the arse- You're doing it wrong.

 

[Spitfire175]

Games are overpriced.

 

[BardSeed]

Government should be the scaffolding of society, not the irremovable pillar.

 

[T-Bone24]

War is fought on battlefields such as this. You decide; you wanna be a winner, or a loser?

When you fail, you succeed in knowing what's wrong.

And of course: The pen is mightier than the sword. Except if you've got some kind of pen-sword... man, that would be awesome.

A war over resources will only waste what is won.

 

[bodyklok]

"At first, exhibit the coyness of a maiden, until the enemy gives you an opening; afterwards emulate the rapidity of a running hare, and it will be too late for the enemy to oppose you."​

[ul]-Sun Tzu[/ul]

war tells not who is right,but who is left

Ah Call of Duty...

Actually it was Bertrand Russell who said that, not COD 4. It's also worth mentioning that he really said:

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

 

[Insanum]

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

Never iron a bomb.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

The truth is merely popular belief.

 

[Agent Larkin]

The first rule of time travel:

Don't do it.

Except to Kill Hitler, because everybody's doing it!

Im afraid there are certain laws that make that impossible.

OT

No matter how tempting never and I mean NEVER touch the live electric wire.

 

[Triple AD]

You can't spell slaughter without laughter

-Gotta love The dark knight

 

[bodyklok]

war tells not who is right,but who is left

Ah Call of Duty...

Actually it was Bertrand Russell who said that, not COD 4. It's also worth mentioning that he really said:

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

I fucking know that, I just remember seeing it in CoD.

Wow, someone has anger management issues.

Anyway, I only said that because I thought you thought that COD4 said that, you didn't specify where you heard it so I think my suspicions weren't unfounded

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

If everyone is special, is anyone special?