Say that the Apocalypse really does happen in 2012...

[interspark]

soooo 2012? thats the latest deadline for the apocalypse is it? *snip*

I bow before your ability not to be aware of the most recent deadline for the apocalypse. I envy you.

pffft i lose track what with all the doomsday theories, last i heard we were all gonna die of swine flu, which kinda left bird flu feeling sorry for itself, remember that? bird flu? the thing everyone thought they were gonna die of before dying of swine flu became fasionable?

 

[Rewold]

Fawkes can do everything for me. Auto-aim gatling laser anyone? Warms up food nicely.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

Lilith from B-lands.... badass and i'm planning ahead. ^.^

 

[Billion Backs]

If you survive, it's not a proper apocalypse.

Either everyone unconditionally dies, or it's not a fucking apocalypse! Ask for a refund.

 

[WorthlessSix]

Kratos.

Even if he DOES die he'd just walk right out of hell.

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While I do agree that Kratos would be a pretty badass guy to have around, would you really want to be sitting next to him when he gets bored? You know the kind of boredom where he just has to kill something with his bare hands, rip its guts out and dance in its bile, and you're the only other bile-producing creature on earth.

 

[mortalsatsuma]

Gotta be Duke Nukem. you just cant get better than Duke.

 

[Catalyst6]

Lilith from B-lands.... badass and i'm planning ahead. ^.^

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OT: I'd take the good Dr. Freeman, badass + brilliant = new Jesus

 

[Jesus Phish]

The vault-dweller. No not him... the ORIGINAL vault dweller.

Hey, some of us thought of him!

Spoiler

"wont let me back in the vault after I save your ass? Fine, *BANG* no face for you!"

 

[wasalp]

DR.Freeman...why? Because I thrust his abilitie to save my life and be a great listener

 

[Loves2spooge]

What with Duke Nukem being the only game that's been in development since the Clinton Administration, you clearly shouldn't always bet on Duke. That's right, you'd be dead, because he'd never show up.

I'd like Bayonetta by my side for survival. I mean come on, she beats the shit out of GOD.

 

[bz316]

Tali from ME1 and ME2. Cute Quarian girl who's an expert mechanic, hacker, and shotgun expert? Hell to the yes...

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Santa Christ

Santa Christ! Santa Christ! We all love Santa Christ.
He is Santa and Jesus. God damn, he's Santa Christ.
He atoned for all our sins, but he also likes pancakes.
He saved puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes.
He played bass for Aerosmith! Reads to sick orphans, too.
He goes surfing in space, and makes really good fondue.
He shoots lasers from his eyes, hangs your curtains for free.
He'll fight monsters for fun and hang out with Mr. T.
Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ
You are the best and we love you, Santa Christ.

 

[Leftylol]

Fawkes from FO3, simply because he's tough and intellectual so conversations will never become dull and brain dead and he'll have my back.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Not too sure about characters from games that would be helpful but Ray Mears would be a safe bet.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Sam Fisher...or the L4D1 survivors

 

[Sam17]

Zaeed Massani, just cause he's so damn cool

 

[Carlston]

I will be the Herald of Sinistar...

Beware he lives.
RUN RUN RUN.

Besides this whole 2012 crap is old. Just cause a hack makes a movie...and some dead race made calenders to that year...they died out way before that. So their end of the world came what in 1675? So they were wrong to begin with anyway...

Just means they made themselves a lot more junk calenders they never got to use. Imagine if your boss forced you to make calenders to the year 7899 and your race is dead by 6500 wouldn't ya feel a bit stupid?

 

[mexicola]

Guybrush Threepwood, I would just laugh at him until I die.