Say that the Apocalypse really does happen in 2012...

[GamerPhate]

My Harem.

 

[Plazmatic]

Gordon Freeman.

He doesn't laugh or even speak, but beating the crab-men that will arise in the nukular holocaust is handy.

no its Stephen hawking were talking about now, this is the real world

back story, radiation cured him, he can now walk, and it made him ten times stronger and have the physique of a 20 year old. He is now king of the new free world, in which men can now conduct science in complete unrestraint, he is "THE HAWKING"

ok I know the backstory is fail, but its more realistic than Gordan freeman

 

[Carlston]

I will be the Herald of Sinistar...

Beware he lives.
RUN RUN RUN.

Besides this whole 2012 crap is old. Just cause a hack makes a movie...and some dead race made calenders to that year...they died out way before that. So their end of the world came what in 1675? So they were wrong to begin with anyway...

Just means they made themselves a lot more junk calenders they never got to use. Imagine if your boss forced you to make calenders to the year 7899 and your race is dead by 6500 wouldn't ya feel a bit stupid?

mayans werent the only ones to 2012 for the end, multiple people with no knowledge of eachother picking THE SAME RANDOM-ASS YEAR is something weird isn't it?

two, sinistar is, supposedly, large enoguh to eat earth in one bite and would devour the GOD OF AWESOME on sight, let alone YOU, pathetic mortal. I hunger...


and three: my vote: IJI! she has armor only aliens from far in the future could break! a gun that when taken out of the games context is rediculously overpowered! a pacifist personality! (this is quite messed up though, she goes insane from all the murder if you decide to play it like an action game and kill everything) still, in a post apocalyptic wasteland, she is most qualified.

Hey if Galactus a pink hot pants wearing planet eater would get a the not yet poster boy for terminator 2 on a cosmic surfboard no less as his herald, I think I got a pretty damn good shot for Sinistar. And if he gives me lip I have a stash of sinibombs in storage since 82...

As I see it old Sinistar could just snort whatever is attacking our planet like a line of coke...ya know snorting carbon based life forms you don't crave as much planet. (Why his sudden weight loss) So could be a win win, till his next fix. But the Chinese stuff is always the better buzz and the war they reproduce we'll be fine for a few thousand more years.

Hmm wait if Sinistar was big enough to chow down on earth with one bite...

That means my ship in the game was about the size of two of our moons... damn that was a big mining ship...

Run run run...COWARD!

God I want to play that game again...

 

[neilsaccount]

Artyom, because im enjoying Metro 2033. Although id have to get by the whole language barrier thing

 

[kimba_lion]

either snake.. or kirby..

what thats all i can think of!!

 

[bz316]

Garrus Vakarian.
Firstly, he's badass enough to fight, and friendly enough to not rip my vital organs out at first sight.
Secondly, he's a Turian. I like Turians. A lot.

plus he's got that whole "low-level radiation resistant skin" thing going for him...

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

Duke Nukem or Kratos. You can't go wrong with either of them.

 

[kampori]

soooo 2012? thats the latest deadline for the apocalypse is it? *snip*

I bow before your ability not to be aware of the most recent deadline for the apocalypse. I envy you.

pffft i lose track what with all the doomsday theories, last i heard we were all gonna die of swine flu, which kinda left bird flu feeling sorry for itself, remember that? bird flu? the thing everyone thought they were gonna die of before dying of swine flu became fasionable?

ignore... made crap up.
erm, as for this topic, I'd have to say maybe,,,

Duke Nukem is a no-brainer.
Maybe Wrex from Mass Effect (or Grunt). They're practically giant cockroaches (invincible.. and this time STRONG & BIG)

But anyone that would survive the apocalypse would probs be just as dangerous as the apocalypse itself, so meeting him wouldn't exactly be on the top of my to-do list. (as said by others, Kratos for eg)

 

[kampori]

Pac-man

 

[Kruxxor]

The Guildmaster from Fable 1

However he would've gone crazy and constantly say "You're health is low"

Either him or Navi

 

[AtticusSP]

The Nerevarine.
No one can stop that bad ************.

None video game option, that crazy son of a ***** from Man vs wild on the discovery channel.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Duke Nukem

I'm not sure Duke would have my best interests at heart. As a male I represent competition. Were I instead female I would simply be a notch on the belt waiting to happen.

 

[klakkat]

It's Louis (L4D). Because my luck wouldn't give me Zoey (or she wouldn't like me if it did). Still, he may be an office-worker, but he knows how to handle guns, so we can team up and hopefully not die.

 

[TBR]

I think Bill would survive, because he's so great at surviving and being alive and everything. You know, like in that apocalypse game.

Spoiler

OH WAIT

 

[Darth_Dude]

Kratos.

Even if he DOES die he'd just walk right out of hell.

Yeah, but he'd kill you for health without a second thought.

Not even that, he'll kill you for the hell of it.

 

[ethaninja]

Duke Nukem

Motherfucking ninj'd!! >.<

OT: ok, so now that Duke Nukem is chosen, I would go, me from any of the Fallout games

 

[rekabdarb]

A mage from World of Warcraft. Because, you know, they can conjure water and food.

Jaina baby, she can teleport us around and she's a god damn prodigy

 

[Ldude893]

Duke Nukem forever, except that they canceled that game.

 

[Kyuubi Fanatic]

Yuffie. The only post-apocalyptic game I've ever played is FO3, and I just spent all day stealing shit anyway so... based on my behavior in the simulation having a young, female, accomplished ninja thief would be the perfect survival partner in the days to come.