Saying hello.

[ch0pstixZ]

Hello fellow Escapist lovers. I went to finally sign up today, only to find out I signed up over 4 years ago. So I will be getting the account active. I look foward to discussions on all things Games and tech!

Regards

P.S. If this was not the right section I apologise.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

No. You're good!
Welcome aboard Choppy!

 

[Jonluw]

Aah, a new user.
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules, or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

And to complete your entering into our ranks:
Click these buttons. It's an initiation ritual.

You'll get a couple of badges to show for it, making you a true member of the community.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.

 

[ch0pstixZ]

Aah, a new user.
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules, or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

And to complete your entering into our ranks:
Click these buttons. It's an initiation ritual.

You'll get a couple of badges to show for it, making you a true member of the community.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.

24 hours, I'v been thru fucking worse. amidoinitrite?

 

[Jonluw]

Aah, a new user.
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules, or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

And to complete your entering into our ranks:
Click these buttons. It's an initiation ritual.

You'll get a couple of badges to show for it, making you a true member of the community.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.

24 hours, I'v been thru fucking worse. amidoinitrite?

You've been through worse than 24 hours of spinning Biebers?

I'd hate to know what horrors you've seen...

 

[ch0pstixZ]

Aah, a new user.
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules, or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

And to complete your entering into our ranks:
Click these buttons. It's an initiation ritual.

You'll get a couple of badges to show for it, making you a true member of the community.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.

24 hours, I'v been thru fucking worse. amidoinitrite?

You've been through worse than 24 hours of spinning Biebers?

I'd hate to know what horrors you've seen...

I am a very damaged man.

 

[mParadox]

I am a very damaged man.

Please, do tell.

And welcome to the Forums. Be nice, don't swear too much other your throat will become sore and don't wander off into the basement without having a mod as your illustrious guide.

Cheers!

 

[ch0pstixZ]

I am a very damaged man.

Please, do tell.

And welcome to the Forums. Be nice, don't swear too much other your throat will become sore and don't wander off into the basement without having a mod as your illustrious guide.

Cheers!

All you need to know is it involves midget clowns, and a rather large rabbit.

 

[Jonluw]

I am a very damaged man.

Please, do tell.

And welcome to the Forums. Be nice, don't swear too much other your throat will become sore and don't wander off into the basement without having a mod as your illustrious guide.

Cheers!

Oh so you can just stroll down to the basement so long as one of your widdle mods holds your quivering hands now?
I don't think so.

The Neos are here to protect the entrance to the basement no matter what. Mods be damned.
I have sworn by the code to protect users from the horrors that dwell within, and even if it means the fury of Nasrin herself will rain down on me, I will not step down.

 

[Hazy992]

Aah, a new user.
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules, or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

And to complete your entering into our ranks:
Click these buttons. It's an initiation ritual.

You'll get a couple of badges to show for it, making you a true member of the community.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.

You seriously need to make a thread explaining the initiation ritual.

OT: Welcome to the Escapist

 

[mParadox]

Oh so you can just stroll down to the basement so long as one of your widdle mods holds your quivering hands now?
I don't think so.

The Neos are here to protect the entrance to the basement no matter what. Mods be damned.
I have sworn by the code to protect users from the horrors that dwell within, and even if it means the fury of Nasrin herself will rain down on me, I will not step down.

Actually, I just waltz into the basement. Not curiously a bad place. Just gets way too much public attention. Just like that room on the 3rd floor.

 

[ch0pstixZ]

Thanks for the well wishes, sucks that all my previous visits won't count towards badges. Iv seen every ZP, Escape to the Movies, and Big Picture video at least twice. Could we help a brother out?

 

[Jonluw]

Oh so you can just stroll down to the basement so long as one of your widdle mods holds your quivering hands now?
I don't think so.

The Neos are here to protect the entrance to the basement no matter what. Mods be damned.
I have sworn by the code to protect users from the horrors that dwell within, and even if it means the fury of Nasrin herself will rain down on me, I will not step down.

Actually, I just waltz into the basement. Not curiously a bad place. Just gets way too much public attention. Just like that room on the 3rd floor.

Of course any moron can stumble into the basement if they're unlucky.
We are here to keep its location a secret, and dissuade people from willingly entering.
Damage control, basically.

As for the room on the 3rd floor...
You mean the one with the dog?
We've left that be. It didn't pose an immideate threat, and it's not technically a part of our duties.

 

[mParadox]

All you need to know is it involves midget clowns, and a rather large rabbit.

I thought Clown was gone for the day. >_>

As for the room on the 3rd floor...
You mean the one with the dog?
We've left that be. It didn't pose an immideate threat, and it's not technically a part of our duties.

*gasp* You're trying to curb curiosity! D:

The one with the dog? Wasn't there a Kraken?

 

[Jonluw]

As for the room on the 3rd floor...
You mean the one with the dog?
We've left that be. It didn't pose an immideate threat, and it's not technically a part of our duties.

*gasp* You're trying to curb curiosity! D:

The one with the dog? Wasn't there a Kraken?

[sup][sub]Well, Cerby isn't technically a dog, she's a different species and all, but most people who see her's gonna think of her as a dog so it's easier to jus- I really shouldn't be telling you this.[/sub][/sup]
Yes. The one with the Kraken. That's the one I meant. Silly me. There are no other rooms on the 3rd floor after all.

 

[FamoFunk]

Hello old new user! Hope you stick around this time!

 

[Jonluw]

Thanks for the well wishes, sucks that all my previous visits won't count towards badges. Iv seen every ZP, Escape to the Movies, and Big Picture video at least twice. Could we help a brother out?

Not much to do about that.

One way to get a new badge though is to click the spinning button already and complete your initiation ritual.

 

[ch0pstixZ]

Thanks for the well wishes, sucks that all my previous visits won't count towards badges. Iv seen every ZP, Escape to the Movies, and Big Picture video at least twice. Could we help a brother out?

Not much to do about that.

One way to get a new badge though is to click the spinning button already and complete your initiation ritual.

I did click the spinning one? My page did a full 360 rotation.

 

[Jonluw]

Thanks for the well wishes, sucks that all my previous visits won't count towards badges. Iv seen every ZP, Escape to the Movies, and Big Picture video at least twice. Could we help a brother out?

Not much to do about that.

One way to get a new badge though is to click the spinning button already and complete your initiation ritual.

I did click the spinning one? My page did a full 360 rotation.

Strange.
You don't have the badge...
And did your screen just rotate once?

Edit: What the...
They've changed the function of the spinning button!
Noooooooooooooo!

 

[Kae]

Hello Mr. Person, I'm here to tell you that I believe every single user should visit a thread called the scary thread at least once, you're bound to have a great spooky time, if I may recommend it myself, wait until night time and turn all the lights off leaving you're monitor as the only source of light! Have some happy nightmares!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread
^Here's a link to the thread BTW.