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LobsterFeng

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Well hello.
Like it's been said, be nice to others, read the forum rules, stay out of the basement, and yes his name is Steve Butts.

Kaleion said:
Hello Mr. Person, I'm here to tell you that I believe every single user should visit a thread called the scary thread at least once, you're bound to have a great spooky time, if I may recommend it myself, wait until night time and turn all the lights off leaving you're monitor as the only source of light! Have some happy nightmares!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread
^Here's a link to the thread BTW.
I'll agree with that. It's something we all must do.
 

Phlakes

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ch0pstixZ said:
Jonluw said:
Aah, a new user.
Welcome.
Make sure to read the forum rules, or your stay will certainly be a short one.

Oh, and a lot of people don't realize that you're allowed to swear as much as you fucking like here, provided you're not swearing at some cunting twat you've gotten yourself into a flamewar with.

And if you want to reply to a specific post, remember to press the 'quote' button. This makes that person receive a message saying they've been quoted.

And to complete your entering into our ranks:
Click these buttons. It's an initiation ritual.


You'll get a couple of badges to show for it, making you a true member of the community.

And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.
24 hours, I'v been thru fucking worse. amidoinitrite?
Press it again and it should go back to normal, might take a while, though. And welcome I guess.
 

Brutal Peanut

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Hola Cherry Cola! Welcome back to the forums. Have fun and stuff...and junk..or whatever.. *cough*
 

ToastiestZombie

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Hello mate! Seems like me and you are going to get along just fine, juussstt fine.

Ok, three things you need to do before venturing into the wide world that is the Escapist.
1)Get to know who the mods are, because if you get on the good side of them then the benefits will just reap in.
2)Go to the Scary Thread, read through at least 10 pages. It's something we've all done.
3)Search around, see what sub forum you like. You could be a forum gamer, user reviewer, role player, debater and so much more.

Also, stay out of the basement, it's filthy in zer.
 

ToastiestZombie

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TizzytheTormentor said:
And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.
What the hell is the basement anyway? sound like a silly in-joke.[/quote]

It's not a silly in joke. It's a serious in joke. Because mate, the basement is where all your nightmares come true and you shall see things you really do not want to see. Also, an unnoffical rule is to NEVER ask about the basement. It's a thing that we all need to try to warn people off, not find out info about it.
 

Trippy Turtle

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Welcome to the escapist. It feels weird saying this to an account older then mine.
TizzytheTormentor said:
And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.

What the hell is the basement anyway? sound like a silly in-joke.
It is. Though the mellow leprechauns like to think they found it.
 

WhyBotherToTry

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Welcome to the Escapist, hope you enjoy your time here. Also out of curiosity, What happened when you clicked the spinning button? When I did it nothing happened.
 

JasonBurnout16

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Ah Geez I've been on this forum a while and never had an initiation so didn't know about the Red Button!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 

ToastiestZombie

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WhyBotherToTry said:
Welcome to the Escapist, hope you enjoy your time here. Also out of curiosity, What happened when you clicked the spinning button? When I did it nothing happened.
When you click the spinny button the whole page does a slow, 360 degree spin. It all depends on what browser your using, it works with me in chrome but I'm not sure if it'll work in others.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!
 
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ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!
There were meetings.

Top secret meetings.

With Blackjack.

and hookers.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Daystar Clarion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!
There were meetings.

Top secret meetings.

With Blackjack.

and hookers.
Why didn't you invite me to these meetings? I thought we had a deal Daystaaarrrr!
FINE, I'll make my own newbie "Greeting" club!

With Poker

And Prostitutes
 
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ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!
There were meetings.

Top secret meetings.

With Blackjack.

and hookers.
Why didn't you invite me to these meetings? I thought we had a deal Daystaaarrrr!
FINE, I'll make my own newbie "Greeting" club!

With Poker

And Prostitutes
I tried to get you involved, but I was warned not to reveal the secret.

With paddles.
 

ToastiestZombie

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TizzytheTormentor said:
ToastiestZombie said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
And remember to stay out of the basement. It's a vile place.
What the hell is the basement anyway? sound like a silly in-joke.
It's not a silly in joke. It's a serious in joke. Because mate, the basement is where all your nightmares come true and you shall see things you really do not want to see. Also, an unnoffical rule is to NEVER ask about the basement. It's a thing that we all need to try to warn people off, not find out info about it.
Ok...I'll be sure to uh... keep that in mind (backs away slowly)[/quote]

Don't back away! The stairs are just there! Your gonna fall in the.....
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread#7156970

Damn, you've fallen into the basement!

Also, you should really learn how to quote correctly :p
 

ToastiestZombie

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Daystar Clarion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!
There were meetings.

Top secret meetings.

With Blackjack.

and hookers.
Why didn't you invite me to these meetings? I thought we had a deal Daystaaarrrr!
FINE, I'll make my own newbie "Greeting" club!

With Poker

And Prostitutes
I tried to get you involved, but I was warned not to reveal the secret.

With paddles.
Wait, this can't be right. I thought our devices for "Kindly" stopping a secret from spreading were golf clubs? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THEY CHANGED THEM TO PADDLES!!!!!

I am so angry! I need my poker and prostitutes!
 

ToastiestZombie

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TopazFusion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
What the hell is the basement anyway? sound like a silly in-joke.
When you become one of the Neo'd, you'll understand (or so I'm told. I'm not there yet either)
You quoted me, I know all about the basement, well not really but I'm guessing. You should of quoted "Tizzy the Tormenter", he/she messed up in their quote.