There is no poker or prostitutes. They were deemed inferior to Blackjack and hookers and were cut to save money.ToastiestZombie said:Wait, this can't be right. I thought our devices for "Kindly" stopping a secret from spreading were golf clubs? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THEY CHANGED THEM TO PADDLES!!!!!Daystar Clarion said:I tried to get you involved, but I was warned not to reveal the secret.ToastiestZombie said:Why didn't you invite me to these meetings? I thought we had a deal Daystaaarrrr!Daystar Clarion said:There were meetings.ToastiestZombie said:We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!Daystar Clarion said:What? Another one?
But I just...
*sigh*
Fine. I'll get the paddles.
Again.
Top secret meetings.
With Blackjack.
and hookers.
FINE, I'll make my own newbie "Greeting" club!
With Poker
And Prostitutes
With paddles.
I am so angry! I need my poker and prostitutes!
You must not have been at the meeting.