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ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
We have paddles? Since when have we had paddles? I thought we used baseball bats to greet new people? Why was I never told of this!
There were meetings.

Top secret meetings.

With Blackjack.

and hookers.
Why didn't you invite me to these meetings? I thought we had a deal Daystaaarrrr!
FINE, I'll make my own newbie "Greeting" club!

With Poker

And Prostitutes
I tried to get you involved, but I was warned not to reveal the secret.

With paddles.
Wait, this can't be right. I thought our devices for "Kindly" stopping a secret from spreading were golf clubs? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT THEY CHANGED THEM TO PADDLES!!!!!

I am so angry! I need my poker and prostitutes!
There is no poker or prostitutes. They were deemed inferior to Blackjack and hookers and were cut to save money.

You must not have been at the meeting.
 

2fish

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Welcome new one. If you dig under the forum rules you find the true rules. I will list a few big ones for you.
1. Do not touch the other side
2. Do not eat the flesh of other members
3. Do not take faces
4. Do not disobey the word of the Inquisition.

Daystar Clarion said:
What? Another one?

But I just...

*sigh*

Fine. I'll get the paddles.

Again.
Don't get ahead of yourself; we need to be sure this one is not a witch. Get Rosco we need a duck.


-2fish
High Lord Master Shooter person High Inquisitor.


Ever watchful
=I=
 

Joepow

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Welcome, and no matter what the others say ,stay away from the scary thread.

They just want to feed off your nightmares.
 

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JasonBurnout16 said:
Ah Geez I've been on this forum a while and never had an initiation so didn't know about the Red Button!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Yeaaaah, same here. Curiosity killed the cat and all that, I suppose.

Oh and welcome, new guy. Enjoy your stay.
 

Torrasque

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Welcome newbie :D
The only bit of advice I have for you is to use the forum search bar whenever you make a topic. There is a reasonably good chance that someone has already created a thread about exactly what you want to talk about. Repeat threads are not that annoying persay, but I know we are all sick to death of "what is up with MLP:FiM?" threads...
 

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Jonluw said:
mParadox said:
Jonluw said:
As for the room on the 3rd floor...
You mean the one with the dog?
We've left that be. It didn't pose an immideate threat, and it's not technically a part of our duties.
*gasp* You're trying to curb curiosity! D:

The one with the dog? Wasn't there a Kraken? o_O
[sup][sub]Well, Cerby isn't technically a dog, she's a different species and all, but most people who see her's gonna think of her as a dog so it's easier to jus- I really shouldn't be telling you this.[/sub][/sup]
Yes. The one with the Kraken. That's the one I meant. Silly me. There are no other rooms on the 3rd floor after all.
What about the bathroom and the spare change and broom closets? Those are on the third floor.

Torrasque said:
Welcome newbie :D
The only bit of advice I have for you is to use the forum search bar whenever you make a topic. There is a reasonably good chance that someone has already created a thread about exactly what you want to talk about. Repeat threads are not that annoying persay, but I know we are all sick to death of "what is up with MLP:FiM?" threads...
Don't forget Skyrim threads, even though those have kind of died down.

BLAAAAAAAAARG!(that's how I say hi sometimes) If you get lost or confused, please make sure to brother/ask a more experienced member for help.

And I do suggest finding a room that's not in the attic because there's no heat up here.
 

Nouw

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Welcome to the Escapist! *Waves.*

This thread should come in handy. It's the thread of all threads [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides] Enjoy your stay here and don't forget to read the rules :)
 

Berithil

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Welcome to the Escapist. Just be sure to visit the Scary Thread (aka the thread that never dies) and try to refrain from posting MLP topics, for you will get royally chewed out (if your interested, we've got the user group).

Although, seeing as your a long time lurker you probably have heard this stuff a thousand times, but still.....