Scariest animal smaller than your foot?

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GodsAndFishes said:
Spiders, oh gods spiders.
I hate wasps/bees/etc but I don't have a full on phobia for those (although is it a phobia when they can actually do damage?)
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Spiders are the most awesomest and beautiful of all creatures.


That one is just so cute and cuddlable.
 
Mozza444

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Well my feet are pretty damn big...
so a tiger?

Fire ants? C'mon guys.. This dude makes fire ants his *****.

I introduce.. The Bullet ant.

http://www.vincelewis.net/ant.html


EDIT: I'd also like to emphisise.. "This ant has the reputation of being the holder of the worlds worst most painful sting"
 
Xrysthos

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The good thing about animals that are smaller than my foot is that I can crush them with it. Don't have much love for spiders, but they won't make me leave the room in fear. Allergic to wasps though, so I guess that would have to be it.

I was going to say that I have really big feet, followed by the name of a large and scary animal, but someone else did it, and it wasn't nearly as funny as I'd thought, so I decided against it.
 
Mozza444

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Tarantula Hawk.

Yes thats right, its a wasp that main food source is tarantulas.


[sub]Sorry for double post[/sub]
 
Burningsok

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bees or spiders hmmmm, both suck. One of them stings while the other, if the right kind, can kill ya.
 
Fetzenfisch

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Ticks . Stil get the Creeps when i remember the first time it looked like a friggin spider is stickin in my belly.
Ok after a Camping Trip in a infested Forest , i kinda got used to pull out those buggers. But still, they're disgusting lil beasts.
 
Ekonk

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Siafu! Although an entire swarm of them is significantly larger than your foot.
 
Azaradel

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Spiders. Spiders. A thousand times spiders.

Specifically evil motherfuckers like this one:

<spoiler=The Golden Silk Orb-Weaver or Banana Spider>
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Giant_Wood_Spider_%28Nephila_pilipes%29_W_IMG_2806.jpg
The small ones aren't babies... they're males.

Granted, I am a big pussy when it comes to spiders, because I am so terrified of them I can't even stomp them to death. I can't touch the screen if there's a picture of a spider on it. Just no. Nononononono. You won't find me touching one of those things with a 5 foot pole. Not a chance in hell.

<spoiler=This is my nightmare come true>http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a0/THOSE_ARE_MY_SHOES_SPIDER.jpg

I am so glad I live in a country were the spiders don't get particularly big (though they're still terrifying)
 
Capt. Crankypants

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fix-the-spade said:
Sydney Funnel Web Spider

A Spider roughly two inches long, drawn to warm dry environments (like your house), extremely aggressive, will willingly attack creatures many thousand times it own size (like you), locking fangs that cannot be shaken out (that's right you gotta reach down and pull), a tendency to strike repeatedly (that thing in your hand? still wants to bite you), a disproportionatly hard carapace that can resist serious crushing forces (like your foot), fangs long and powerful enough to pierce human nails, oh and the small matter of a venom specifically evolved to kill primates (that's you again) so toxic that it can potentially kill within 15minutes of being bitten. Should you be given antivenom you will most likely survive, but the bite itself has chance of developing into a necrotising sore that could lead to the amputation of the bodypart.

Worth noting nobody's been killed by one of these things since 1981, but still.
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You're not even in Australia champ, how could you be worried about this? :p

As for the scariest? well, yeah, I'd say either a coneshell or box jellyfish, failing that, fire ants. Or Gary Coleman. (I jest)
 
AvsJoe

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It's really tough not to go with the wolf spider. Usually between 1 and 30 cm and the star of many nightmares (including yours). Go look him up and you'll see what I mean.
 
Tiny116

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Ok so it's not technically an animal, but it's alive an reproduces and thats good enough for me!
It's ebola by the way

Having this fucker in my system would scare me shitless!
 
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