Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)
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That topic makes no sense. Next topic: Ghandi? What does that even mean?
New Topic: Bad things to say over the tannoy in a supermarket
Which box of Sugar Puffs is he in?
New Topic: Bad things to say over the tannoy in a supermarket
Which box of Sugar Puffs is he in?
So... How are you then? Yeah, you, the man by the oranges. Yup. Tell me about it. *long pause* Well, I think you should try and spend more time with her and get to know her better.
OYH!! YOU BY THE FRUIT! STOP FEELING UP THE MELONS!
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spillage in alse 5. repeat there is a man peeing in alse 5.
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*kesssck* good evening ladies and gentlemen, tonight i'll be your announcer and there is a special on brains! would all retarded zombies head for the locked exits to receve your free sample. good night MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *ksssssssckk*
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spillage in alse 5. repeat there is a man peeing in alse 5.
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*kesssck* good evening ladies and gentlemen, tonight i'll be your announcer and there is a special on brains! would all retarded zombies head for the locked exits to receve your free sample. good night MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *ksssssssckk*
"Attention shoppers today we will be clo... what are you doing in here. Why do you have that knife? Look just put it down and we'll NOOOOOO-" *kshhhhchh*
Staff announcement, could a member of staff please address Mr Flame. He's located in car accessories and is looking for a fire blanket. Please could a member of staff introduce Mr Water to Mr Flame before he upsets Mr Oil and Mr Other Flammable Liquids.
Hey everyone in the supermarket: You're all F****** B******** Go suck some... *Gets pulled off by the staff*
