Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jebussaves88]

I think this ones gone as far as it will.

New topic: Things a Hollywood Celeb news correspondant would never say

And here comes Brangalina, being of course the fusion of what was left after Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were involved in a high speed plane crash. It's wearing a purple YvesSaintLauren with matching crash helmet and rollerblades.

 

[revolverwolf]

And here comes Jesus in his Smart car with flames down the sides. Absolutely great.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Now we introduce to you... The man of the hour.. The man who only knows two speeds, walk and kill... Chuck 'Roundhouse' Norris! How do you feel about being introduced as the man of the hour to a group of cloned monkeys?

 

[Neonbob]

I am ashamed...my life is a hollow shell filled with meaningless pictures of airheaded nutjobs...
*shoots self*

 

[atv_chic_18]

Ah it's Britney Spears vs Lindsay Lohan... Samantha Ronson vs Avril Lavigne... Tom Cruise vs Amy Winehouse... Welcome to the Annual "You Stole My Spotlight" show

 

[jebussaves88]

Hello, I'm David Frost, coming to you live from the red carpet at the Academy Awards! I'm high as a badger and naked as the day I was born. Ah wait, here comes MC Hammer.

 

[atv_chic_18]

We have this new show on A&E called "Hammertime" involving MC Hammer. It was voted Peoples Choice, and was nominated for several other awards.

 

[jebussaves88]

And we have breaking news... Britney Spears is building a Snail hospital for the victims of gardening.

 

[atv_chic_18]

In today's news Ashton Kutcher got bored enough to Punk himself.

 

[jebussaves88]

And it was of course, no surprise to anyone that Mr Boll's latest offering picked up 12 Oscars last night, rivalling that of Titanic, Return of the King, and of course, Ben-Hur

 

[the Tadman]

"Hi i'm Justin, recently it has been reported that MC Hammer cannot be touched, quote: "Can't touch this!". But a few moments after he said it someone indeed touched him. MC Hammer is going on a murderious rampage right now. Back to you Tom."

New topic: escapist threads that could never be succesful.

"Spambox"
lol srry therz no spam forum so i liek post 1 here kk?

 

[jebussaves88]

"Which console is best? PS3 or Gaybox Fagsixty?"

 

[revolverwolf]

"LOLcats! Post ur own awsum pictures!"

 

[atv_chic_18]

Poll: Chuck Norris or Jean Claude Van Damme?

 

[jebussaves88]

"Poll: Top 100 Worst Human beings Final- Hitler (Fuhrer of Nazi Germany) VS Rick Waller (Who is fat)"

 

[gunbladejoe]

meh I could care less about most of that stuff.

 

[MasterSqueak]

"Moo"

 

[jackanderson]

"Why I Believe The BNP Should Rule The World"

 

[atv_chic_18]

"Why I think Michael Jackson Had So Many Nose Jobs."

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why child molestation is the way to go