Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

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atv_chic_18

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For Rent: A box of Nintendo 64 games varying from Zelda to 007 Golden Eye. The games are in perfect condition except for the constant blurs on the screens when you play.
 

NeoAC

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For sale: Some stuff I found in my couch. There's like a half a pack of Juicy Fruit, 77 cents, a rubber band, a slightly damaged drinking straw, and my dad's drivers license. Starting bid: 77 cents.
 

jebussaves88

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New Topic: Television adverts for objects from games

The Left 4 Dead Safehouse Door: Zombie Proof! Tank Proof! It keeps out everything but gnarly old war veterans, biker dudes and black guys!
 

MasterSqueak

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The Imperial-Brand Lasgun, garunteed to cause slight annoyance to unarmored opponents and light up dark rooms.

Note: The Lasgun should never be used in live combat situations. Doing so can cause death, injury, and thermonuclear catsplosions to occur to the user.
 

the Tadman

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The gravity gun! Can't reach high objects? No worries for the gravity gun is here! Want to throw bricks at you're neighbor, but don't have the physical strength to do so? Have no fear, the gravity gun is here!
 

ajb924

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Are you sick of people breaking into your house? Well be annoyed no longer and buy your Big Daddy Security System today!
Note: Big Daddy may or may not kill tresspassers on sight
 

atv_chic_18

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The best Halloween costume ever can be completed today! For a small price of 499.99 dollars tax not included you can buy your very own replica prop of the Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts. Actual characters not included.
 

ajb924

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[must resist urge to buy keyblade...]
Are you a fan of code monkey's? If so buy your very own Dave action figure! He has puking action and can take his pants off! Also there's a button on his back that flips up his head so you can hide your stash.
Note: Dave action figure doubles as a bong!
 

atv_chic_18

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ajb924 said:
[must resist urge to buy keyblade...]
Are you a fan of code monkey's? If so buy your very own Dave action figure! He has puking action and can take his pants off! Also there's a button on his back that flips up his head so you can hide your stash.
Note: Dave action figure doubles as a bong!
((I know right? I made a good sales pitch. The real question now becomes who doesn't want a keyblade? LOL ))
 

ajb924

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(((And me desperatly trying to beat chain of memories is probably helping...)))

Are you a fan of One Piece? Well if so we have the perfect thing for you! For a mere 699.99 you could own your very own straw hat! Look just like Luffy with this fantastic headgear!
 

the Tadman

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GLaDOS: The new security system that protects you're home, no problem!
Warning! GLaDOS might go insane thus killing you and you're loved ones. No money back.
 

ravensshade

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why take enough with an ordinary sandwich when you can have a sandvich!
buy it now for the cheap price of 1000 euro!
 

the Tadman

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ravensshade said:
why take enough with an ordinary sandwich when you can have a sandvich!
buy it now for the cheap price of 1000 euro!
You should have said that it never runs out :D
 

ajb924

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Sick of your neighbors, well buy Sasha! It's the heavy's weapon from TF2. It costs $400,000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds! You could have this gun for the small price of $999.99 dollers
Note: Does not indlude custom bullets