Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[NeoAC]

Get a new Unlimited Talk plan from Liberty Wireless! Just $99.99 a month! Includes Caller ID so you can avoid talking to your annoying cousin! And our phones are guaranteed to be bulletproof! Sign up today!

 

[ajb924]

Buy Navi! You know you want the annoying thing, It will follow you everywhere saying hey and listen! I will give you 100 bucks ti take it off my hands!

 

[Clarkarius]

Hi I'm Barry Scott and today i'm selling 'Stick grenade' Just throw and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! And the Spartan's gone!

 

[jebussaves88]

Gun-Swords: Because you're an indecisive berk in a tiny leather coat whose too busy to commit to melee weapons or guns.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Get a new Unlimited Talk plan from Liberty Wireless! Just $99.99 a month! Includes Caller ID so you can avoid talking to your annoying cousin! And our phones are guaranteed to be bulletproof! Sign up today!

((LMAO! This wins! I am willing to bet people would actually try this! ))

 

[atv_chic_18]

Unable to cure your addiction to the fun loving game series that is Resident Evil? Don't feel bad, you're not the only one. We have created the perfect tool to help you calm the addiction. We bring to you Monopoly: Resident Evil! All for just 29.99!

Note: Game does not come with actual guns, or actual copy of the T-Virus.

 

[jebussaves88]

Just Cause- The board game! Comes with 40ft-35ft playing board. Fun for all the family, so long as you don't forget where you put your piece.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

The Sonic The Hedgehog Ring! Get 100 of these to get another life!
Note: Getting 100 of these does not give you yourself another life, but it does give us a shitload of money, so do it anyway.

 

[ajb924]

The Mario Mushrooms!
They make you "big"!

 

[jebussaves88]

The Mario Mushrooms!
They make you "big"!

This wins.

New Topic: Bad things to say at Michael Jackson's eulogy

Well I did tell him, he'd been looking a bit pale recently...

 

[dymond2K9]

Scientists report that michael jackson died falling over a pram.
Scientists said. "Dont blame it on the buggie"

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Michael Jackson loved the world's youth. Literally.

 

[atv_chic_18]

So yeah, we like brought all of the people that recently participated in the recent Guinesses Book attempt. We got them all to do the thriller performance for all of you. And while they do that, ignore me... I'll just be doing the moonwalk.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

His last words were '...eh, eh...'

 

[jebussaves88]

"But I'm sure Michael would be pleased that even in death, he can entertain the worlds youth all around the world... with his new show "Michael Jackson Puppet Pals". As his dear brother, I will be his puppeteer for the first season.

 

[NeoAC]

"Man, Farrah Fawcett must have been ticked. She even gets upstaged at dying."

"OK, I just have to try this.......See! I knew it! It comes right off! Now for his nose...."

 

[ajb924]

To me, he died when he turned white!

 

[jackanderson]

Paramedics tried to resusitate him on site, but then they remembered that you can't help resusitate someone who's 90% plastic.

That was sick and I hate myself for it.

 

[Clarkarius]

New Topic: Unlikely things to be said on Mock Week

I don't have an example I just thought it was more appropriate then the above topic.