Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)
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Lonely, repressed psychotic 33 year old seeks 14 year old girl to fulfil his sexual fantasies.
Hurry, potential spots get snapped up fast.
Hurry, potential spots get snapped up fast.
Hunky man. Is ripped. Has huge muscles. Loves sports. But is sensitive. Sweet. Gentle. Will kill a man to save the girl of his dreams.
I'm married. Just thought you may want to hear my life story.
I'm married. Just thought you may want to hear my life story.
BMW Z Series, 2003, silver, comes with log book and years tax and MOT. WLTM similar for lewd sexual acts in my garage.
22 year old 6ft tall male. Seeking woman to ask her if she is paying too much for her car insurance.
I feel it's time for a new topic? I love this thread too much to let it die!
"Lines You Wouldn't Hear On A Soap Opera"
"Albert Square? I've heard nothing but bad things. I'll live somewhere else thanks."
"Lines You Wouldn't Hear On A Soap Opera"
"Albert Square? I've heard nothing but bad things. I'll live somewhere else thanks."
"But why do you have to be an evil step mom with a gun and a secret love involving going to the psychic every Monday, Tuesday and Friday?"
For those who might miss it due to not being in bold... New Topic: Lines you wouldn't hear in a soap opera
"They're still picking Harold out of the sharks innards mate"
"They're still picking Harold out of the sharks innards mate"
*Large buzzing sound while someone moves his lips* *Buzz sound stops* "...and that's how Abraham Lincoln met my mom!"
'Wait a sec; after you moved here, you've been in six different relationships, have married twice, been jilted once, accussed of murder and watched in horror as your first,second and fourth son die in your arms, your only daughter commit suicide and Half your friends die in a plane crash; and you think I need counciling!?'
"Terrorists are plotting to blow up the The Queen Vic.
My wife and daughter are having a lesbian affair.
And one of my closest friends could be a serial killer.
My name is Jack Bauer...
And this...
Is what 24 has become."
My wife and daughter are having a lesbian affair.
And one of my closest friends could be a serial killer.
My name is Jack Bauer...
And this...
Is what 24 has become."
"So your mom is my mom's sister who is also my aunt? What?!"
"Yarrr!" *whips out sword* "We be pirates matey! Yo ho, ho and a bottle of rum... AND REALLY BAD EGGS!"
"FIRSTTTT!"
"Hasn't this storyline already been done by Days of Our Lives?"
"Yarrr!" *whips out sword* "We be pirates matey! Yo ho, ho and a bottle of rum... AND REALLY BAD EGGS!"
"FIRSTTTT!"
"Hasn't this storyline already been done by Days of Our Lives?"
'It's true! I'm not your son I'm an adavnced morphing super galatic time traveling android sent form the future to stop you from ruining are TV schedules!'
'I'm back, you may think I died when I was shot in the head and cremated but I'd told you I'd be back'
'Did we not already celebrate Christmas 3 times this year?'
'I knew I should i've moved after the third murder on this street...'
'I'm back, you may think I died when I was shot in the head and cremated but I'd told you I'd be back'
'Did we not already celebrate Christmas 3 times this year?'
'I knew I should i've moved after the third murder on this street...'