Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jebussaves88]

"And tonights clear winner is the audience, you guys have been great!"

 

[ajb924]

In recent news, Michal Jackson will not be cremated or buried. Since he is mostly plastic he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change.

Damn, sorry didn't notice new page, can't think of anything to say on that so i'll just leave this...

 

[atv_chic_18]

In recent news, Michal Jackson will not be cremated or buried. Since he is mostly plastic he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change.

Damn, sorry didn't notice new page, can't think of anything to say on that so i'll just leave this...

(( Oh wow, that is quite humorous in a sort of wrong way at the same time. Legos.. Lawls... ))

 

[sky14kemea]

Dara O'Briain cant be with us tonight, so please welcome our guest host, Eddie Izzard

O.O
my bad...

 

[NeoAC]

"And I really REALLY need those Miley Cyrus tickets, so if you want $500, sent a pair to NeoAC..."

 

[atv_chic_18]

"And atv_chic_18 finds out that she actually may not be an atv_chic, but she may be a vampire. She discovers this after her Irish and English genes allow her to still be fair skinned after she is literally fried from a day out in the sun. Interesting. "

 

[jebussaves88]

...and now a minutes silence for the victims...

 

[runedeadthA]

And now for our special guest: Billy the dancing bear!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

And we've just passed the watershed, so you can all go fuck yourself.

 

[hannarr]

Are you paying too much for your car insura- Oh wait, this is the console one isn't it.

^THIS THIS THIS THIS^

 

[atv_chic_18]

We interrupt you with a special breaking news bulletin... Tom Cruise is outside jumping on a trampoline in the middle of a steak house on Sunset Blvd. Is he possessed or really and truly bored? Nobody knows. Ryan Seacrest will have your answer tonight at 7.

 

[Insanum]

"Well fuck this, I can get more on 8 out of 10 cats"

 

[NeoAC]

"Hi, Billy Mays here, and now I'm cheating death thanks to the power of GreenGlo! Just a little of that green color, and I'm back selling products for another 100 years!"

 

[Neonbob]

"Hi, Billy Mays here, and now I'm cheating death thanks to the power of GreenGlo! Just a little of that green color, and I'm back selling products for another 100 years!"

I do believe you win for life!

"Neonbob has given up his crusade to nuke the ocean-based mammals we all know as whales. He is going to become a humanitarian, and help the poor people all over the world."

 

[NeoAC]

I do believe you win for life!

Hurrah! I won something! Finally I have something to put next to my trophy from "Everybody Gets a Trophy" Day!

 

[jackanderson]

New Topic?:"Unlikely Descriptions To Find On A Dating Site."

I'll come up with some later.

 

[jebussaves88]

Albino Hemaphradite. Seeks similar.

 

[Clarkarius]

9ft tall male, likes the colour blue, intrests include the Emperor, bolters and the Ultramarines; dislikes include all manner of aliens, chaos and imperial gaurd on specail occasions.

Seeking a date who likes power armour and shares his views on life and of the emperor; an ideal date beng one with a Battle sister.

Not available on weekdays, crusades, battles, and battle training days.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

6ft tall male, 22 years old, huge fan of pokemon. Seeks woman with Pikachu trading card to complete his collection.