Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[Vor@Tan]

scrap-metal needed!
no brains required
want a job?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Spoiler: Change topic?

Maybe we should move from the hardware one? If you wanna stick with the other...ignore this post.

Things that a trucker would never say.

You'll never get a more exciting sleep off the road!

 

[Vor@Tan]

want to look in ma freeeeeeezzzeeeeeeerr

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I don't care what anyone thinks okay the Jonas Brothers are a good band!...

And Nick is sooooooo good looking...

 

[ZeeClone]

On the power down the back straight, 3rd gear through the hairpin, back on the power, late brake for turn 4

etc

 

[jebussaves88]

Yeah Ok, change of topic. But just to make it clearer to people browsing.

Things a trucker would never say

Of course, I'm just doing this until I finish my novel...

 

[revolverwolf]

Don't worry. I've done this loads of times on Need for Speed.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

When I'm not travelling about, I often find pleasure in reading the Bible and listening to classical music. Whilst contemplating philosophy I learned at Oxford University. And smoking a pipe.

 

[jebussaves88]

What am I hauling? A tonne of mahogony, 200 industrial woodsaws, and seven Middle Eastern men disguised as dead hookers.

 

[ravensshade]

yeah i usually drive with my feet

 

[Letsrock456]

Seriously, at the time, i Really did think that there was another lane, it was just a bit grassy...
(How do you do italics? xD)

 

[Dr.Calvyn]

"Honestly officer i thought that these things drive themselves!

How am i supposed to tell apart autocruise from autopilot?"

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Hi, I'm James May.

 

[Vor@Tan]

this truck is eco-friendly!! - just ignore all the blood splatters

 

[dymond2K9]

"what do you mean have i passed my test, of course i have, they came out HIV positive."


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Things a pilot would never say

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Hey, I'm the captain of this... Wait, what is this thing again?

 

[terribleyetfun]

okay this is your captain speaking we have officially reached cursing altitude and can start on our journey to wherever the hell I feel like going.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

This is your captain speaking, hey...what does that flashing button mean?!

 

[dymond2K9]

Oh shit....... Sorry folkes nearly hit a eagle, carry on...