Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[Zombie_Fish]

I'm Barack O'Bama, and I'm on fire currently. Please put it out.

 

[atv_chic_18]

"I'm Barack Obama and Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on me. I can moonwalk and tie my shoes at the same time!"

 

[LilGherkin]

"Launch code, 018934348392358309353290... Really? How long does this thing keep going, fire the missile already."

 

[dymond2K9]

hello im barak obama.... ok i feel weird with this glass wall infront of me, just because im black doesent mean im going to shoot somebody!

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Now, if you could all just sign this Declaration of Surrenderpendance...

 

[jebussaves88]

Nah, I'm just kidding. My name's actually Barry.

 

[andrewb_1]

You will obey! Exterminate!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Okay, I have decided to restyle the white house for racial equality. It is now the half black half white house.

 

[atv_chic_18]

"I'm Barack Obama and I think we should steal everyone's oil and money."

 

[Captainguy42]

The Prime Minister of Israel, The Leader of Hamos, and I will solve the crisis in middle east with a 3-point shoot out.

 

[jebussaves88]

New Topic: First line in a video game that would never happen

And that... was the twelfth time I died.

 

[jackanderson]

Congratulations! Your Winner!

 

[the Tadman]

The End

 

[ravensshade]

in an rpg::
this is the story of brave old men fighting against the tyranny

 

[Zombie_Fish]

You bought this game? LOL!

 

[DaBozz]

New Topic: First line in a video game that would never happen

And that... was the twelfth time I died.

Congrats your playing Nentendo's "oh sod this we made enough money from you suckers"

 

[ravensshade]

this game won't be playable until the first patch comes out

 

[jebussaves88]

Actually Niko, it gets a bit rough around here. Maybe you should go back. And give me a call sometime, I lost your number.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

And now we are going to introduce the characters, with no description, history, scenario and world and expect you to work it out for yourself!

 

[jebussaves88]

It's a tough road, so I'd actually probably best give you all the guns in the world. And to think, Command wanted me to give you a six shooter and a crowbar. What are they like?