Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[i never thought so]

I realy don't care what you do because I'm getting fired.

 

[jebussaves88]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.66728

Wow, thanks. I love everything that you've done.

 

[jackanderson]

C'mon. Spare a bit of time for Ol' Gil? Eh? Please? No don't hang up!

 

[the Tadman]

If you don't buy something i'l kill you're family and then sh*t on they're corpses!

 

[Debatra]

New Topic: Game Epilogues From the "Deleted Scenes" Section

(while pacing)"Would you kindly-" *stubs his toe* "Shit!"

"....Oops.

 

[wewontdie11]

"Boy that sure was a kooky dream, what's for breakfast mom?"

 

[jebussaves88]

"Wake me, when you need me"

"Oh no wait, Chief, I found it. Be home in ten minutes".

 

[i never thought so]

And you wake up to find it was all a dream.

 

[dymond2K9]

you awaken drunk next to two naken women, "What the hell kinda night did i have!"

 

[Deathsong17]

Hello and welcome to Fart Man: Yes This Is A Real Game!







That was really lame, wasn't it :0.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

And now, everything is perfect and there is no way they could make a sequel out of this whatsoever.

 

[jebussaves88]

"Live with me, if you want to come".

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Hi, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE?

 

[revolverwolf]

And then the main character fell in love with unimportant NPC number 3.

And you wake up to find it was all a dream.

I really wish that was from the deleted scenes section. I recently played a game with this very twist at the end.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Alyx: phew, glad all that's over. Now that we saved the world, say "yes" if you want to have nerdy sex with me.
Gordon: ...
...
...
...

 

[dymond2K9]

New topic?

Things you wont hear on the news

Next on bbc news, im going to punch a zebra, who cares no-one's watching

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Well, it's my last show and we're live so f*ck the news, let's order KFC, put on a Pendulum album and have a party.

 

[jebussaves88]

"Raiden? That was all you in a Snake costume? Then where's SNAAAAAAAAKE?!"

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Hi, and welcome to Naked News At Ten on Playboy One. I'm Trevor McDonald.

 

[Whiskyjakk]

Actually, nothing much happened today ...