Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[Gorrister]

Today on Ballamory, Josie Jump gets an unexpected shock, when she discovers PC Plum has given her HIV.

 

[messy]

"Who knows what this is kids?" ... "that's right a minority. Now Brother Jon is going to outline why white people are superior to the tune of London Bridge is burning down"

 

[MatParker116]

New Topic:

Unlikely things to hear on a Consumer Show

"Hi I'm Bill Gates"

 

[fanklok]

Only 23 people died testing this product

 

[jackanderson]

Here is our next product for you today... a best of Shania Twain CD!

It's too hard for me to come up with stuff that wasn't featured on last night's show. Damn I'm unoriginal.

 

[messy]

"this deals so good it's practically criminal, and to hammer that fact home we have OJ Simpson here with us"

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Heh, y'know, bleaching this soiled toilet reminds me of that take on a little joke called "The Aristocrats"...

 

[jebussaves88]

When we took our product out into the field, we were surprised how few potential consumers cared that it contained my urine

 

[jackanderson]

"I'm the re animated corpse of Albert Einstien and I'm here to tell you that Atomic Bomb prices have crashed through the floor! Yes! You too can own one of these miracles of science for the princely sum of £19.99!"

 

[jackanderson]

This appears to be moving nowhere and I just came up with a topic that I'll forget come tomorrow. So I'm a hypocrite? Sue me.

New Topic
Things You Wouldn't See/Hear In Professional Wrestling

 

[FalconOne]

Parodies.

Failing that, an admittance that the WWE is, in fact, fake.

 

[Clarkarius]

[Can we just stick to a single topic for a while? Seriously its changing after only around ten posts. Also could we avoid doing topics that have been on Mock the week as it can be hard to come up with material and not end up quoting from the show].

Drop the Anvil!!!

And here are next weeks results, seriously who cares its all fake anyway...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jebussaves88]

[Can we just stick to a single topic for a while? Seriously its changing after only around ten posts. Also could we avoid doing topics that have been on Mock the week as it can be hard to come up with material and not end up quoting from the show].

Drop the Anvil!!!

And here are next weeks results, seriously who cares its all fake anyway...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed. Can you leave the topic changing to other people for a bit Mr Anderson? I was enjoying the consumer one.

On topic...

And in the blue corner... Sandra Bullocks other testacle!

 

[jackanderson]

Can you leave the topic changing to other people for a bit Mr Anderson?

OK. Done and done. You're the... err... sort of boss.

On topic,

Paul McCartney's in one corner, John Lennon's in the other. Let the Battle of the Beatles Royale commence!

 

[StarbucksLover]

And Michelle is on top of Eve...If only that was me...

 

[jebussaves88]

He's a fighter right? SO why is he doing a soliloquey?

 

[revolverwolf]

And a lovely pirouette there by Triple H.

Wait. They aren't allowed to do that.

And here's something I never thought I'd see. An unbribed ref.

 

[StarbucksLover]

And Maria...Hey, is she wearing a Wonderbra? I thought they looked a bit bigger than usual...and I actually said that out loud.

 

[jebussaves88]

And as we watch the fighters line up for the cage match, I'd just like to say that I've had each and every one of them...