Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[tomtom94]

"I only watch animes dubbed into English...I find Japanese people squeaky and annoying."

(Might be a good idea to rename this thread to something like "The Definitive Thread" cause there are an awful lot of copies popping up from people with <100 posts)

 

[Clarkarius]

"I can't believe you mourned the death of a computer sprite!"

"So in the next series of Pokemon Pikachu gets shot in the face."

 

[SteakHeart]

Cue Bleach theme.

Show a picture of a clorox bottle lasting 30 mins.

Cue credits.

 

[Clarkarius]

New Topic: Unlikely entries for the Escapist's 'Stonking Great Game Contest'

[The last topic seemed to be waining...]

Tales of Mediocrity: A Zero Punctuation JRPG

 

[jackanderson]

(Shit. Ninja'd.)

First! Be the very first to comment on a Zero Punctuation video the second it comes up! With multiplayer, multiple endings, QTEs and Acheviment points!

 

[messy]

QTE the game; QTE events every few seconds, no story, no charecters just "press x not to die" popping up every thiry seconds

Or one where the main character is peter molyneux and you have to build up as much hype as possible about the up and coming Fable 3; The natal years

 

[tomtom94]

Black Imps Covered In White Liquid: The Zero Punctuation Eroge

 

[Elduderino]

A new Mario game in which he spends ages battling to rescue the princess only to find she hasn't been kidnapped. She's just run off with Luigi.

 

[Elduderino]

Or, a game which actually comes with a force feedback codpiece.

 

[metagaia]

Mirror's Dot: The 1D version of Mirror's edge.

 

[jackanderson]

Less a game, more a console.

The Playbox Wii with a controller made of fruit that will revolutionize the gaming industry!

 

[jackanderson]

Zero Punctuation: The Typing Simulator

There's no punctuation in these text pieces! Put them back in place against the clock. Over 45 levels of grammatical fun!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Zero Punctuation: The Hentai.

 

[NeoAC]

The ZP analogy generator! Enter in whatever you want to criticize and get at least 5 similes referring to one's meat hammer!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

The ZP analogy generator! Enter in whatever you want to criticize and get at least 5 similes referring to one's meat hammer!

Actually, I think I'd play that.

 

[jebussaves88]

Zero Punctuation Vs Capcom 3

 

[Chaoswolf75]

Zero Punctuation VS George bush and the 4 Taliban warlords.

 

[messy]

ZP; I love Yahtzee so much he's practically a God

Oh it was Unlikely

 

[jackanderson]

Zero Punctuation. Avoid the absolutely atrocious games for as long as possible. Collect Portal icons for extra lives!

New Topic
Summer Blockbusters That Would Never Get Off The Drawing Board

(Sorry in advance if I've done something wrong, I felt the last topic was slowly dying)

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Transformers: Lets stop fighting and talk this out!