School is like starting life with a 12-year jail sentence

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Geo Da Sponge

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captainwillies said:
Geo Da Sponge said:
captainwillies said:
Geo Da Sponge said:
As far as I can tell, this article seems like a very naive view of how the school system can be fixed.
really? to me it seemed like a cynical dystopian where the only "way" is find your own path?


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Firstly, where would you find a sufficient source of teachers who would be versatile, enthusiastic, capable and charismatic enough to teach this new amazing system? Secondly, and rather more importantly, why is it assumed that children will make the most of such a system?
Steiner school? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldorf_education
I fail to see what you're getting at on either point. I quite literally don't understand your response to the first quote, and your answer to the second point doesn't really answer the issue of how such a system could be systematically applied in every area. For a start the entire 'Waldorf education' seems to be based on using the system with children from the very begining of their education through to the end, which is an incredibly impractical idea when considering the constant flow of pupils through the education system at every year.
1st quote translation: you see a naive view of how the school system can be fixed? I never saw any answer to the system beyond "train thy self".

2nd quote rebuttal: clarify this "new amazing system" which is doomed to fail. All I saw was a cynical perspective of current standards?
Okay, now I understand you. My point about it being a naive view on improvement was based on the fact that he spent the entire first half of the article criticising the current education system, so I therefore assumed he had a better idea. I therefore saw the second half of the article as a vague idea of how to improve the education system with no considerations on how to practically put such a plan into place. You seem to have interpreted it as a rant (a very well thought out and explained rant by the way) on it's own which was merely intending to highlight problems with the system.

I should point out that I do agree with the first half of the article talking about 'the six lessons', although I don't think they're all as bad as the author makes out. For example, the idea of having different classes for different levels of ability in a subject means that each class can move at a speed that suits the people in it. Pupils who are better at the subject aren't slowed down by the need for the teacher to repeat topics they already understand, and pupils in the less able classes aren't forced to be out of their depth.
 

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I just don't like how I'm forced to take math...

Isn't it enough I have the "basics" of which I can pay taxes, balance a budget, and measuere how much tile I need for the bathroom?

Why in SHAZAM's name do I have to learn about imaginary f***ing numbers!?! I hate you, i!!! ...and don't get me started on logs...
 

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Novskij said:
With the bold bit thats the exact plan infact, i am gonna try and be an accountant, it is an in demand job and pays well enough. While in my spare time i will train my painting skills, and try to sell them. I see no other ways, but i dont wish to be starving on the streets.

Its pretty much the conclusion i came on and so did my mother.
If you're going into accountancy, skip the degree. You're much better off doing a professional course while getting work experience. You miss the experience of university, but it will give you a better jump start then a degree will and you don't end up having to pay back a ton of uni fees. Also, if you get a job at an accountants/in an accounts department, most larger companies will pay your fees in exchange for working X years after you qualify.

To be able to take the top level of the standard accounting qualification in the UK (Technician level of the AAT) you must either have done the previous 2 sections of the AAT, which takes 1 year if you find somewhere that does it as a full time course or 2 years as evening classes, or an accounting degree.
 

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So I went and read it.

Here is a long list of where he is wrong. Buckle up because this is going to be a long one.
bullshit merchant said:
The first lesson I teach is: "Stay in the class where you belong."
The second lesson I teach kids is to turn on and off like a light switch. I demand that they become totally involved in my lessons
The third lesson I teach you is to surrender your will to a predestined chain of command
The fourth lesson I teach is that only I determine what curriculum you will study. (Rather, I enforce decisions transmitted by the people who pay me.)
In lesson five I teach that your self-respect should depend on an observer's measure of your worth. My kids are constantly evaluated and judged
In lesson six I teach children that they are being watched
This is his big explanation of what is wrong with schools. Whilst people still in schools will recognise them as things they dislike about schools, those in jobs may also realise that they are also things that are enforced much more rigorously in jobs.
Which brings about a really important point that he doesn't seem to address at all...

What is the point of school?
Is the point of school to encourage students to learn, or to train them for the decision to continue learning and gaining employment?
University is about the first, School is about the second.
Now try applying his 6 lessons of school to University. They don't fit. This is because university is a faculty of learning, whereas school is something different.

Another aspect of this trite he somehow managed to get published is that it is all negative. In a good piece, even describing something you despise, you always put in a few points for the opposite argument, this creates a balanced and therefore valid argument.

Does he mention the way it teaches us social principles? The way it allows us to form friendships? The way it teaches us discipline? A broad introduction to the principles of life? The way it forms a national daycare so post-pregnancy women can find their feet in the working world again?
No. Because in the light of those it would cast his argument out to the shadows of lunacy where it belongs.

But the most frustrating ommision: no suggestion of an alternative. Or even what he would want from one.
This, I imagine, is to prevent his viewpoint from being countered. Because once he has you on his side with the facets of education, he does not wish to lose you by suggesting any alternative, because all would have worse repercussions.

So a victory for sophistry. But the education I learned in school gave me a good enough viewpoint to see through it. A man who can allegedly "win awards" by "teaching school" has fooled enough people into eating up this stuff, and it sickens me.
Because it falls down both as a persuasive piece, or an informative article.

If you still agree with him, quote me, say why.
There's so much here to disagree on, I'm sure I've missed some of it out.
 

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Haha, when I was 14 my bandmates and I used to refer to school as prison.
When we were 14.

What does that suggest about that sentence in the article?
 

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I'm not going to read that, because you don't get rapped in school(generally) and frankly, you get punched and kicked and fucked up in prison... Shit now that I think about it the only difference is you get to go home at night.
 

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Flying Dagger said:
So I went and read it.

Here is a long list of where he is wrong. Buckle up because this is going to be a long one.
bullshit merchant said:
The first lesson I teach is: "Stay in the class where you belong."
The second lesson I teach kids is to turn on and off like a light switch. I demand that they become totally involved in my lessons
The third lesson I teach you is to surrender your will to a predestined chain of command
The fourth lesson I teach is that only I determine what curriculum you will study. (Rather, I enforce decisions transmitted by the people who pay me.)
In lesson five I teach that your self-respect should depend on an observer's measure of your worth. My kids are constantly evaluated and judged
In lesson six I teach children that they are being watched
This is his big explanation of what is wrong with schools. Whilst people still in schools will recognise them as things they dislike about schools, those in jobs may also realise that they are also things that are enforced much more rigorously in jobs.
Which brings about a really important point that he doesn't seem to address at all...

What is the point of school?
Is the point of school to encourage students to learn, or to train them for the decision to continue learning and gaining employment?
University is about the first, School is about the second.
Now try applying his 6 lessons of school to University. They don't fit. This is because university is a faculty of learning, whereas school is something different.

Another aspect of this trite he somehow managed to get published is that it is all negative. In a good piece, even describing something you despise, you always put in a few points for the opposite argument, this creates a balanced and therefore valid argument.

Does he mention the way it teaches us social principles? The way it allows us to form friendships? The way it teaches us discipline? A broad introduction to the principles of life? The way it forms a national daycare so post-pregnancy women can find their feet in the working world again?
No. Because in the light of those it would cast his argument out to the shadows of lunacy where it belongs.

But the most frustrating ommision: no suggestion of an alternative. Or even what he would want from one.
This, I imagine, is to prevent his viewpoint from being countered. Because once he has you on his side with the facets of education, he does not wish to lose you by suggesting any alternative, because all would have worse repercussions.

So a victory for sophistry. But the education I learned in school gave me a good enough viewpoint to see through it. A man who can allegedly "win awards" by "teaching school" has fooled enough people into eating up this stuff, and it sickens me.
Because it falls down both as a persuasive piece, or an informative article.

If you still agree with him, quote me, say why.
There's so much here to disagree on, I'm sure I've missed some of it out.
Well firstly I would point out one thing you said:
Another aspect of this trite he somehow managed to get published is that it is all negative. In a good piece, even describing something you despise, you always put in a few points for the opposite argument, this creates a balanced and therefore valid argument.
I didn't see where you put in any points in favour of his argument. Therefore your argument is invalid by your own logic.

But now to actually dissect your argument properly. You think that enforcing conformity in schools is a good thing, but as I understand it he's more making a point about the petty rule enforcement that you can get in schools when a teacher doesn't want his authority undermined. Of course, who can blame them? They are only human and no one wants to be cheeked by a fifteen year old. This can extend into the learning environment; I remember back when I was doing GCSE geography, I was separated from my friends in class because we would question the teacher.

Skipping down to where you mention things that school does teach you that are helpful, all of the things you mention would naturally be part of any system where children are educated together. It is not some massive success on the part of the education system that they can make children form friendships by putting them together in large groups.

Earlier I was also annoyed by the lack of a presented alternative in the article. I have since realised that that's not the purpose of the article anyway, and to say that all of his points are invalid simply because there is no overall solution presented at the end of the article is patently absurd. Additionally, reading some of his other work I can see that his proposed solution is to make education more flexible with students and how they work. Let (and help) the child teach themselves instead of forcing teaching upon them.
 

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Wow, just wow.

Here's how I see it, life is what you make of it. The writer of that article chooses to see life in a very cynical, depressing way. I, however, choose to see life as a chance to have a good time. So, for me, school was about making friends, learning new ideas and ways of thinking, and helping me mature and grow.

I can't imagine going through life with that "Mr. Gatto," seriously, that would suck. If he changed his perspective a little bit, he probably would've been a much better teacher, but from the sounds of that article, it seemed like he hated his job, and was ruining children's lives while doing it.

Simply put, school is only a 12 year jail sentence if you see it as one.
 

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Frankly, I never really felt jailed until I reached college. The four years I have thus far put into this university have been more of a time sink (stolen from Yahtzee) than anything else. In a year-and-a-half I'll be moving out to D.C. with a friend of mine and from there we will go onto our respective careers.

Now, I've learned a lot from college OUTSIDE of class, and about 10% of what I'll use INSIDE of class. But high school and middle school and elementary school I feel are truly what most kids need. By the time they hit 18, they should have a good idea of what to do. If not, maybe there were some problems with parenting along the way. I hate to say it, but it's true. We really shouldn't blame schools too much, they do what they have to do.
 

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Geo Da Sponge said:
Well firstly I would point out one thing you said:
Another aspect of this trite he somehow managed to get published is that it is all negative. In a good piece, even describing something you despise, you always put in a few points for the opposite argument, this creates a balanced and therefore valid argument.
I didn't see where you put in any points in favour of his argument. Therefore your argument is invalid by your own logic.

But now to actually dissect your argument properly. You think that enforcing conformity in schools is a good thing, but as I understand it he's more making a point about the petty rule enforcement that you can get in schools when a teacher doesn't want his authority undermined. Of course, who can blame them? They are only human and no one wants to be cheeked by a fifteen year old. This can extend into the learning environment; I remember back when I was doing GCSE geography, I was separated from my friends in class because we would question the teacher.

Skipping down to where you mention things that school does teach you that are helpful, all of the things you mention would naturally be part of any system where children are educated together. It is not some massive success on the part of the education system that they can make children form friendships by putting them together in large groups.

Earlier I was also annoyed by the lack of a presented alternative in the article. I have since realised that that's not the purpose of the article anyway, and to say that all of his points are invalid simply because there is no overall solution presented at the end of the article is patently absurd. Additionally, reading some of his other work I can see that his proposed solution is to make education more flexible with students and how they work. Let (and help) the child teach themselves instead of forcing teaching upon them.
I am glad you pointed out my lack of support for his article. This is because I am writing a reply on a forum, as opposed to an article or blog post. Furthermore, as I stated before, I disagreed with nigh on everything he wrote, and the closest I could have put to an agreement would have been to comment that the choice of font could have been worse.

My point about conformity is that schools do a good job at preparing you for real life. of the 12 years at school, I'd say the first 6 of them are just to teach you the basics. The basics being reading, writing, the ground rules of science later on and then introductions to the applications of them.
He claims
It only takes about 50 contact hours to transmit basic literacy and math skills well enough that kids can be self-teachers from then on. The cry for "basic skills" practice is a smokescreen behind which schools pre-empt the time of children for twelve years and teach them the six lessons I've just taught you.
An adult may be taught these lessons in 50 contact hours, but most young children will not be.
And in order to understand the work at secondary school, you must have more then "basic literary skills" for any subject, let alone the study of English.

Of the 6 years spent in secondary education (again I may be missing something because I am from England) The argument mainly focuses around whether or not there should be a national curriculum.
He addresses this:
The current debate about whether we should have a national curriculum is phony; we already have one
And continues to talk about his six rule point.

A point he bases his entire argument on.

Six rules that society teaches because it needs them. Not to imprison or unduly force conformity on, but because these things will help you in later life.

My response about the positives of skills was made in the belief that the only semblence of an alternative given is having everyone home-schooled, an idea that he himself realises is economicly ridiculous. But if such an opinion was somehow viable, these would be benefits lost by switching to it.

It's easy to complain about something without sporting an alternative.
I could say "eating sucks" write an article on how terrible it is that the good food tastes bad, and the bad food tastes good. How that losing three hours a day to eat is using up billions of man hours every day, but that those who go without suffer.
You'd treat me like a lunatic. Because I'm not presenting a rational alternative.
If I was to finish by saying "Well, keep everyone on a drip that we fill up, so we can be constantly on the go, enjoy all of our free time, and never have the inconvenience of having to eat food we don't like, and also be free from obesity"...
Well you'd still treat me like a lunatic, but at least you would know where I stand on the matter, and why.

You missed out a couple of ad-hominem name callings and a couple sentence structures that simply go nowhere too. I'm not perfect yet, and don't put enough work into forum posts to be.
But in yours, you managed to miss addressing the single most important part of my reply.
The Six step plan. The crooked foundation that ultimately brings the entire building down.

Increased flexibility in schools is a pipe dream. People appreciate the ability to measure one school against another too much for it to be changed. The only way this can be done is if all schools teach the same.
But furthermore, schools aren't a place for learning. It would be a waste of time to do so. They are for allowing people to find out what they enjoy most, and then college and university are the places where you begin to, and ultimately end up being able to specialise to any amount you desire.
It's for laying out the basic skills, rules and a soft introduction into how the world will treat you.

What reason is there to have it any other way?
 
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Well if there weren't so many damn kids in public schools we wouldn't have to number the damn kids now would we?

I go to a small, expensive, extremely liberal private school, so I don't have to deal with numbers or homerooms or uniforms, for that matter. My school also has less then five hundred total students, and it goes all the way from pre-k to 12th grade.

Maybe I just don't understand the pain of the public school system, but I think the article is exaggerating. If we didn't have discipline we'd all be unlikable assholes by now. That said, the public school system may not have the best methods of discipline (I don't know either way), but homeschooling is not an acceptable alternative, because the ability to speak to other humans defines our interactions with them, and in the end how we interact with other people is how we interact with ourselves, so growing kids need to be exposed to people constantly, if only to learn about themselves.

That said, I think that in our education system their needs to put far more of an emphasis on being able to come up with new ideas from old ones rather then being able to just repeat the old ones.
 

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Novskij said:
tricky_tree said:
When you think about it, school teaches you a lot more than maths, English, French, ICT, science etc. At that age school is where you have the majority of your social interactions, you learn responsibility and deadlines (homework), you may have your first fight, the list goes on.
I hated school right up untill I sat my final exams, luckily I still did very well and got into a good university.
Deadlines and responsibility for the future job.

Fuck that.

Responsibility for family and friends is what counts.
Responsibility is not just applicable to one area of life. Learning to stick to deadlines is a valuable skill, used for both work and family.
 

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what's wrong with school. i have just finished college earlier today and after 12-3 years of school i have to say...i'm missing it already, and i seem to be the only one
 

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Interesting article, and I say that I'd have to agree. School is like a prison, and it sucks and I don't like it etc. etc. etc.
 

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School was a breeze. Every one liked me and I stuck up for the "losers" of my school. I hardly had to even work on school work because classes were just easy. I was an honor student without trying.