Scotland is pissed

[JoshGod]

shit
i might have to change my next holiday
to shhcotland

 

[Voodoomancer]

To quote a famous person:

" Me bottle o' scrumpeh'! " -Demoman

 

[blue heartless]

Sooner or later, someone's going to make some sort of Irish joke, I can sense it

It's Scotland. They're SCOTTISH.

 

[DracoSuave]

The first prime minister of Canada was drunk all the time.

I mean Scottish.

 

[Grand_Pamplemousse]

In the poorest areas in Russia the average life expectancy is around 45-50.

Too much alcohol, too many drugs.

A life expectancy that low is worse than...

than...

Bronze age times (in Sweden at least )

 

[Snork Maiden]

OT: Whoa, that's a lot of alchol. Us Finns are regarded as something of a nation in perpetual state of drunkeness, but even we consume 'only' about 10.5 liters of pure alcohol/person/year. That is going to create some serious health problems over there, if the trend continues.

I think the horrible horrible diet already has gone some way to creating serious health problems. If anything sickness induced from alcohol will only alleviate some of these problems.

 

[H3r3tic]

I hear the Aussie's are harder drinkers than even the Irish (and therefore Scottish too), I'm giving up national pride in my (not actually) fiddle-dee-dee, drunk as a mother-fu*ker, wife punching stereotype in divulging that information.

 

[Kushin]

You sir, just won the internet.

Hopefully this study is plastered everywhere, lest it get wasted. I mean what's the point of distilling all this information and not making sure it's hammered down everyone's throats.

Well done.

I read the thread and I though that I'll keep to the spirit of things!.

[sub]That's the last call..I promise![/sub]

You sir, are brilliant. Maybe that avatar of yours is giving you strange witty powers? It is almost hypnotic.

OT: DAYYUM! So much booze.... And there's me with my fully grown 5'6" frame only drinking like... a litre of cider max a month. The scottish have to have had days like 'Ah, sorry Morag, I cannae stay home or ah'll be sober fah work tomorra"

PS - Sorry, that much booze is too much for me to handle maturely.

 

[T-Bone24]

My whole family's Scottish, my Uncle is immune to hangovers, and now so is his son. Scottish genes for the win!

 

[AWAR]

Alcoholism is the result of unemployment,boredom and personal issues.Before banning alcohol (which will happen at some point inevitably) we must solve these problems.

 

[Wigglyman]

Hopefully this study is plastered everywhere, lest it get wasted. I mean what's the point of distilling all this information and not making sure it's hammered down everyone's throats.

I take my hat off to this post.

 

[wilted_orchid]

I didn't realize alcohol was so damn cheap in Scotland. Time to plan a vacation. And a rented cargo van.

Yup, at the local supermarket a four pack of lager is 88p. I kid you not. I can't imagine what it must taste of, and I've never seen anybody but the homeless drinking it, but nonetheless it's available.

 

[Lusty]

Scottish people drink to much eh? What next, bear discovered shitting in woods?

 

[Zersy]

Sooner or later, someone's going to make some sort of Irish joke, I can sense it

Didn't Ireland Beat the Scots to this like 100 years ago ?

 

[TheZapper]

This is hardly news, everyone knew that Scotland was like this already.

What's next? A new study finds that the English drink a lot of tea?

 

[EliteFreq]

This just boosted Frankie boyle's credibility ten-fold.

 

[Dwarfman]

You know why the celtic and gallic tribes of the world are pissed right?

Cause if we weren't shitfaced we would have taken over the whole goddamn world!!!!

Cheers my Brothers and Sisters! Save a wee dram for Dwarfman!!!!

 

[Agrael]

Well, we Estonians are currently second place in alcohol consumpti-.... that ain't a good thing, huh ?

 

[Plank of Wood]

This just boosted Frankie boyle's credibility ten-fold.

I take your Frankie Boyle and raise you a news headline: