I totally seen that coming. *Does karate chop a few times*Insanum said:
Wow I think I'm stalking you tonight
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Wow I think I'm stalking you tonight
I thought this was done recently...
Anyway, mine is, as it was then, this:
Carla:Oh, please. What about all the women you've slept with? Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from Radiology, your ex-wife...
Cox: Will you please get off my ex-wife?!?
Carla: I will if you will...
Cox: Dammit! Gosh now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you...
Anyway, mine is, as it was then, this:
Carla:Oh, please. What about all the women you've slept with? Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from Radiology, your ex-wife...
Cox: Will you please get off my ex-wife?!?
Carla: I will if you will...
Cox: Dammit! Gosh now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you...
(While speaking about Jordan's surname)
Elliot: Don't you like Cox?
Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
The Todd: Greatest conversation ever.
(At Turk and Carla's wedding)
The Todd: Your Spanish pick-up line doesn't work.
Carla's brother: Oh yeah, let me hear it, maybe you're saying it wrong.
The Todd: "Tengo herpes genital, para ti" (I've got genital herpes, for you)
Carla's brother: Nah, you got it, keep on trying.
Actually, anything that involves The Todd is pure gold...
Elliot: Don't you like Cox?
Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
The Todd: Greatest conversation ever.
(At Turk and Carla's wedding)
The Todd: Your Spanish pick-up line doesn't work.
Carla's brother: Oh yeah, let me hear it, maybe you're saying it wrong.
The Todd: "Tengo herpes genital, para ti" (I've got genital herpes, for you)
Carla's brother: Nah, you got it, keep on trying.
Actually, anything that involves The Todd is pure gold...
Oh every line is a quote, one from the top of my head.
"Everything comes down to poo."
oh another, and certainly a recent subject
"Abort the babies!" (Baloon babies)
"Everything comes down to poo."
oh another, and certainly a recent subject
"Abort the babies!" (Baloon babies)
(at Turk and Carla's wedding)
Dr. Kelso- Aaaaaah Dr. Turkleton
Turk- Actualy sir, its "Turk"
Dr. Kelso- That's your first name
Turk- You think my name is "Turk Turkleton"
Dr. Kelso- And Mrs. Turkleton.... The Turkletons
Dr. Kelso- Aaaaaah Dr. Turkleton
Turk- Actualy sir, its "Turk"
Dr. Kelso- That's your first name
Turk- You think my name is "Turk Turkleton"
Dr. Kelso- And Mrs. Turkleton.... The Turkletons
Turk- Hey J.D. check out this hat I found
J.D.- That hat is ridiculous (in his head) and I must have it
J.D.- That hat is ridiculous (in his head) and I must have it
*making out*
"Wait, stop stop stop."
"Huh? What's the matter?"
"J.D, where are your hands...?"
*Sigh* "In your pants....."
"Wait, stop stop stop."
"Huh? What's the matter?"
"J.D, where are your hands...?"
*Sigh* "In your pants....."
Dr. Cox
"I've... had... enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them."
"I've... had... enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them."
Boy these wool pants are hot there giving my weasel heat stroke- Bob Kelso
I know I got it wrong but that's the gist.
"Bumper Buddies!"
I know I got it wrong but that's the gist.
"Bumper Buddies!"
haha, just saw that one today.Cpt_Oblivious said:
I'm religious, but I couldn't help but laugh on the episode when
Laverne died.
Laverne: "God works all things for good" - Romans 8:28.
Dr. Cox: "Bull Honky" - Perry Cox. 6'1. Buck eighty-five after lunch.
*Turk giving exam to patient*
Turk 'I'm about to apply some pressure now sir'
*Fart*
'Nothing to worry about, thats perfectly natural.'
Patient 'That was you.'
Turk 'Still, its perfectly natural.'
Turk 'I'm about to apply some pressure now sir'
*Fart*
'Nothing to worry about, thats perfectly natural.'
Patient 'That was you.'
Turk 'Still, its perfectly natural.'