Scrubs Quotes

[megalomania]

Turk- Sir, this says analgies not anal-gies the pills go in your mouth

analgesic not anal-gesic

 

[Zand88]

".. Hooch is crazy!"

"Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her!"

 

[Amethyst Wind]

What's wrong with you? - Billy (Colin Farrell)
I'm dead. - Jerry, the walking corpse
How long? - Billy
4 years. - Jerry
Boy that's tough. - Billy

 

[Torque669]

"I can only give one hug a year and I hugged my son 9 months ago"

 

[sms_117b]

The Todd (thinking) "Wait, you haven't been listening to what he's saying at all! Just take his last word and high five on it!"
Turk "...I dunno, it just all seems a little unfair."
The Todd "Unfair five."
Turk: "Thanks, man. You always know the right things to say."
The Todd: "I work hard on those"

 

[DarkRyter]

"Because I don't love you like he does"

 

[AngloDoom]

"Driiiiill fork! It can drill and fooork...mostly fork."

 

[DinosaurSnack]

JD "That Keith is horrible scratchings of the native raccoon which is currently residing in my underwear drawer until animal services can get him out"

 

[goofiegirl2002]

SNEAK HUG!!!

 

[Delicious]

Karla: JD! I can't believe you didn't break up with her!
JD: I know! The whole time I was sleeping with her I was thinking of Turk!

 

[TopHatTim]

Knife Wrench! Practical and safe

also for children

 

[SprodeMaster]

You've been to college for 4 years and medical school for another 4... so it's safe to assume you are at least 8 years old

 

[TopHatTim]

SNEAK HUG!!!

And that just proved my point-dr.cox