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Littaly

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smallharmlesskitten said:
jim_doki said:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?
*Grabs Explosive harpoon*

FUCK THAT. Lets go Sea Elephanting.
That seriously cracked me up ^^

And the world needs to know about the blobfish!

And while we're on the subject, it hurts me to know that Natalie Portman is in peta :(
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Neosage said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Neosage said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Spleeni said:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,


AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?
followed by: Lets kill it!
And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?
Shotguns, dynamite, grenades, swords and explosive harpoons. We kill animals like MEN here.
Fapping works aswell.
...DO NOT get those confused. *fapfap-BOOM-nofap* *shudders*
 

Neosage

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Neosage said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Neosage said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Spleeni said:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,


AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?
followed by: Lets kill it!
And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?
Shotguns, dynamite, grenades, swords and explosive harpoons. We kill animals like MEN here.
Fapping works aswell.
...DO NOT get those confused. *fapfap-BOOM-nofap* *shudders*
Yeah, I suppose I shoulda warned you.
 

Mariena

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I don't care if they're called Fuzzy Kittens With Cute Furry Ears instead of Fish. They're still ugly. They still smell. They still taste bad.
 

1337mokro

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I don´t care if they call them sea humans, I´ll still eat em.
Hell I´d go catch them myself if no one else wanted to.
 

1337mokro

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Wait after seeing that site, I am going out fishing, I don´t care if the ice is 3 feet thick, I am going to kill me some sea kittens.

What the hell are we MEN or pussy cats? I don´t care if I traumatize fish by killing of all their relatives, in fact if I have killed all their relatives I think the most merciful thing to do is reunite them in my stomach.
 

undyingdh777

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I feel compelled to eat sea kittens and chips tonight.
Seriously, whoever though that was a good idea needs to be backhanded. Felines don't like being in the water, and now it's so much more amusing to watch old cartoons where cats try to kill the pet fish.
 

Fire Daemon

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TheDeadman said:
Fire Daemon said:
The fish are thrown back alive. Thats the whole point of throwing them back... so they can live a little longer. Sure, it would suck having a hook stuck in your Jaw but I fail to understand how you see catching a fish and killing it is better than catching a fish and letting it go.
Because you're hurting it without any sense.
I mean, you wouldn't like it if I would come to your house, cut your arm off and than walk away and you can't do anything.
I wouldn't like that all but I would rather get rid of an arm then become someone's dinner. Besides, a more correct analogy would be "if someone put a hook through my mouth". Faced with either death or a hook I would go for the hook any day as I will be able to live my life as normal, without an arm I would have to adapt.

Killing an animal because it has felt some pain is a stupid thing to think. By that logic we should eat people who fall over so that they don't suffer from the pain of a cut knee. Disliking fishing where the animal lives I can understand but placing that as worse than an incident where the fish dies is absurd.

While I'm not saying that fishing and throwing something back is on the good karma side, as at the end of the day you are hurting something for your own amusement (I admit I have gone fishing, although I feel the enjoyment is not in the catch), I just don't understand how you can say that killing a fish is better than letting it live after having a hook in it's mouth.

I just think that animals are better than humans.
Do you mind if I ask why? I see this a lot and no one bothers to explain their logic behind it.
 

Zephirius

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Haha this is hilarious. I made my own Sea Kitten, a salmon with a 'stache 'n goatee, mohawk, princess dress and lipstick. Oh yeah, and litterbox, ball of yarn and, best yet, A BOWL OF WATER. In the fracking ocean. Wow. Yeah. Hilarious is right.

To get a bit more on-topic, which mental hospital did this PETA escape from?
 

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Sennz0r said:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.
Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.
 

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nathan-dts said:
Sennz0r said:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.
Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.
OI, no, bad we want no anger in here except towards the sea kittens ...apart from Mr saturn I mean Mr blobfish because he is the most awesome sea kitten of them all.
 

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nathan-dts said:
Sennz0r said:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.
Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.
Hello! I am an Australian and I'm going to be defending America today!

O.K. Let's see:

1) Inbreeding is a joke that doesn't happen in America, just like it doesn't happen in most countries. Even if it did generalizing the entire nation as inbreds is an idiotic and offensive view.

1-A) You might think "Why should I care, America is offensive to me, many Americans have disrespected me, fuck them". This is again a generalization. Condemning a nation based upon the fact that it has it's fair share of idiots is idiotic itself, showing that you have not entirely thought out your opinion or you would realize that there are many decent American people.

2) I will admit that there are many "over-patriotic" Americans but you must realize that there are way over the top patriots in every country. Americans are just a bit louder, and as they have a more numerous population there are likely to be more of these types of people. Also a sense of pride in your country is admirable, maybe a bit annoying but still you should not dismiss a country based upon the people who love it.

3) Overpopulation is a problem, but looking at it like some huge insult is both idiotic and confusing. Why do you hate a country because so many people live there?

4) PETA is American, but it has members in a lot of countries, and to say that this idea is entirely theirs is wrong. It is an entirely stupid idea, but then again it is not an entirely American idea so hating a culture because they have members of a world wide organization is wrong.

5) America is probably fucked. But to say that they have no future is again wrong. It might not be as "glorious" or whatever some would call it but they will still continue to exist as a nation, and to most likely at some point in the distant future work again to strive, as all nations do. A concept known as "no future" doesn't exist outside some form of continent devastating disaster, which is unlikely to happen.

I just don't like it when people hate groups of people based upon the actions of a few.

If you were extremely specific then i might agree with you but as what you wrote stands, you are wrong.
 

Sennz0r

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nathan-dts said:
Sennz0r said:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.
Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.
Dude, I'm Dutch.
 

TheDeadman

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Fire Daemon said:
TheDeadman said:
Killing an animal because it has felt some pain is a stupid thing to think.
Yes it is.
But I think it would be ok to kill the fish to survive, than hurting it for fun.
Not hurting it, killing it, than throwing it away.


Fire Daemon said:
TheDeadman said:
I just think that animals are better than humans.
Do you mind if I ask why? I see this a lot and no one bothers to explain their logic behind it.
Well humans have started wars, killed each other because of nothing and destroyed the planet (which is not just our planet. We share it wich other creatures, which we have to take care of)
Animals would never do that. Sure animals kill to, but they do it too survive. Humanity is killing millions (even more I guess) of other animals, most of them suffer and die in horrible pain. This effects our planet. All those animals we kill, the toxic waste we throw away and the oil we take out of the earth effects our environment. And we don't even care.
If you're going to say, that we have to, no we don't. There are other ways to live and to support our citys with power without killing the earth. But we don't use them, because it's expensive.

And I ask you to watch Earthlngs.
Maybe than you'll understand what we do to the animals.

(I don't know if i'm aloowed to post the link, but...)
http://veg-tv.info/Earthlings
 

Russian_Assassin

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"Sea Kitten" in Russian means "Seal" (the animal) ^^.

Why the fuck would we want to call fish sea kittens? That would make cats partially cannibals o_O
 

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Anyone else who think the "Sea kitten facts" are a little.... Odd?

A University of Edinburgh study found that sea kittens can remember information that they learned up to 11 months earlier, which makes them cuter and smarter than the president of the United States!

Eeeh...
 

kommando367

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i'll get my fishing rod (i'll get to test my new anti-PETA lure, its made to detonate whenever a peta member comes near it, killing them and blowing several fish to the top of the water in the process)