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I still love to play super mario 64 and goldeneye, although now its with an emulator.
when I first got Deus Ex (and young and stupid) I played the first level for 5 minites, eat somthing and forgot about it for a month thinking it wasent worth playing (that last one was hard to say, only one other person knew that and i got ripped into for it by him ever since.)
when I first got Deus Ex (and young and stupid) I played the first level for 5 minites, eat somthing and forgot about it for a month thinking it wasent worth playing (that last one was hard to say, only one other person knew that and i got ripped into for it by him ever since.)
i consider myself a serious strategy/rpg gamer, although i dont remember if i ever finished more than five of those games
played dreamfall only for underwear scenes
tron is the scariest movie of all time for me, seriously
played dreamfall only for underwear scenes
tron is the scariest movie of all time for me, seriously
I got addicted to quake3 and just played all night until 10 in the morning, but never on day time cause the competition was(is?) nonexistant and I badly needed the sleep. my ISDN bills was in the vicinity of crazyness.
I played EVE online and was handed 100 mil isk by a corrupt GM,dev, although I found the game lacking....
I never regret that I quit WoW but I miss raiding.
Only game I ever finished on the hardest level in one sitting was crysis on DELTA.
I was too scared to play through FEAR...
I played EVE online and was handed 100 mil isk by a corrupt GM,dev, although I found the game lacking....
I never regret that I quit WoW but I miss raiding.
Only game I ever finished on the hardest level in one sitting was crysis on DELTA.
I was too scared to play through FEAR...
I have never played or touched anything remotely connected to the Final Fantasy series.
I bought Fallout 2 and played for an hour. The disk hasn't been touched for 6 months now.
I bought Fallout 2 and played for an hour. The disk hasn't been touched for 6 months now.
I have no idea what Final Fantasy is, what it's about, or how you play it. Apparently it's some sort of JRPG.
I have never owned a Half-Life game, and once my mate bought HL2 I got so bored watching him play it that I decided to spoil the ending for him (Thankyou Lord for your wonderful and divine creation Wikipedia).
I have heard people on the telly praising Halo "to revolutionize gaming forever" but I have yet to hear why it has revolutionized gaming forever.
I once cried on Xbox Live while playing Halo 2 when I was twelve because STUPID MEAN YANKS KEPT CALLING ME NAMES BECAUSE OF MY BRITISH ACCENT...
I reckon that Star Wars: Republic Commando for the Xbox has one of the best A.I. in a game I have ever played.
I belive that Zelda: OoT is a saga and should be compulsuary to play in school, simply to learn about The Great Hero Link, and his Heroic Quest? to save Zelda and Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganandorf, the king of thieves. Yeah, I love that game that much. I worship it.
I think Epona is the best teammate ever to be featured in a game.
I have never even heard of the Konami Code.
I have never played a MGS title.
I have never played a Resi Evil title.
I think GoldenEye is one of the most scariest games ever made.
I prefer Super Mario Sunshine over Super Mario 64, despite what you all say.
And Grand Finale,
I was the only one to accept an offer from EB Games, in which I turned in an Xbox, fifteen games and 500 SEK in order to buy a PSP.
I have never owned a Half-Life game, and once my mate bought HL2 I got so bored watching him play it that I decided to spoil the ending for him (Thankyou Lord for your wonderful and divine creation Wikipedia).
I have heard people on the telly praising Halo "to revolutionize gaming forever" but I have yet to hear why it has revolutionized gaming forever.
I once cried on Xbox Live while playing Halo 2 when I was twelve because STUPID MEAN YANKS KEPT CALLING ME NAMES BECAUSE OF MY BRITISH ACCENT...
I reckon that Star Wars: Republic Commando for the Xbox has one of the best A.I. in a game I have ever played.
I belive that Zelda: OoT is a saga and should be compulsuary to play in school, simply to learn about The Great Hero Link, and his Heroic Quest? to save Zelda and Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganandorf, the king of thieves. Yeah, I love that game that much. I worship it.
I think Epona is the best teammate ever to be featured in a game.
I have never even heard of the Konami Code.
I have never played a MGS title.
I have never played a Resi Evil title.
I think GoldenEye is one of the most scariest games ever made.
I prefer Super Mario Sunshine over Super Mario 64, despite what you all say.
And Grand Finale,
I was the only one to accept an offer from EB Games, in which I turned in an Xbox, fifteen games and 500 SEK in order to buy a PSP.
I don't like Metroid. Any of them. I've tried. Oh, Vishnu, how I've tried. But I can't stand those games.
-I never played World of Warcraft, and I never will.
-I play old games more often than I play the new ones.
-I play games better when I'm dunk (usually not RTS games though).
-I have a personal vendetta against MMORPGs, I don't like paying for a game more than once.
-I'm more of a single player game fan.
-I love PC Gaming, but I stink with computers.
-I'm a die-hard Westwood Studios fan, but have never played a Petroglyph game (although I own Universe at War).
-I think Halo is the most overrated franchise ever created, yet I still played it.
-I love Quake 4, and played it 3 times within a month.
-I recently purchased Hellgate: London.... and have since began playing Diablo 2 again, instead.
-I thought the Half Life 2 story was utter garbage.
-I'm a super FPS fan... yet I suck at binding my keys, and am slow at reacting
-I'm afraid to play Crysis (See above point)
-If I plan on replaying a sequel to any game franchise, I feel I have to play the previous games first, in proper order.
-I named my computer CABAL
-Kane Lives!
-I play old games more often than I play the new ones.
-I play games better when I'm dunk (usually not RTS games though).
-I have a personal vendetta against MMORPGs, I don't like paying for a game more than once.
-I'm more of a single player game fan.
-I love PC Gaming, but I stink with computers.
-I'm a die-hard Westwood Studios fan, but have never played a Petroglyph game (although I own Universe at War).
-I think Halo is the most overrated franchise ever created, yet I still played it.
-I love Quake 4, and played it 3 times within a month.
-I recently purchased Hellgate: London.... and have since began playing Diablo 2 again, instead.
-I thought the Half Life 2 story was utter garbage.
-I'm a super FPS fan... yet I suck at binding my keys, and am slow at reacting
-I'm afraid to play Crysis (See above point)
-If I plan on replaying a sequel to any game franchise, I feel I have to play the previous games first, in proper order.
-I named my computer CABAL
-Kane Lives!
I'm scared of survival horror games (I'm 19).
I don't like hard games.
I LOVE RPG's, but I HATE Oblivion.
I strongly dislike FPS's.
In The Sims, I would make households based on the girls I had crushes on.
I have never beaten a game by Blizzard.
I haven't played WoW, but I want to.
I don't like hard games.
I LOVE RPG's, but I HATE Oblivion.
I strongly dislike FPS's.
In The Sims, I would make households based on the girls I had crushes on.
I have never beaten a game by Blizzard.
I haven't played WoW, but I want to.
I love the Legacy of Kain series mostly because Kain doesn't give me the gay vibe. That and he is a fucking god among game characters.
I am a pathetic Koei Fan since Dynasty Warriors 3 and actually like the plot.
I think Oda Nobunaga in the Samurai Warriors series is fucking cool.
I have an annoying phobia of zombies but I love making levels on Timesplitters: Future Perfect so I can de-animate them with extreme prejudice. Even to the point of having way too much practice with headshots on that game. Like decaping with 38 revolver with no problem.
I have killed over 100k enemies on my Timesplitters save.
I once had over 1k hours on Vagrant story before I was robbed. They took the PS2, but I lamented losing the memory card with that save.
The constant supply of deadites on Evil Dead: Fist Full of Boomstick weirds me out.
In tying with my zombie phobia, I got rid of Dead Rising because the tiny text was going to distract me too much while I was basically going to play one of my nightmares.
I had Legend of Zelda for NES down to a science and could have all the hearts and secrets with the game beaten in thirty minutes from the word Go. However, I couldn't ever figure out how to get into the fucking castle level 8 on the second game.
I only played the SNES Legend of Zelda in passing and have no interest in any of the other games.
I haven't played Okami because I can't wrap my mind around killing things with a paintbrush.
I actually liked Marvel Nemesis because I could toss that prick Daredevil off buildings because he is a fucking lawyer.
I actually thought up backstories for my Def Jam: Fight for New York characters.
During a crappy week of working at Burger King, God of War's Pandora Box treadmill of Doom room was the final straw needed to cause an outburst from me that broke a bone in my hand. I still beat the game with a broken hand and went to work for two days without treating the break before I was dragged reluctantly to a hospital.
I made saves right before the sex games in Both God of War games so I could hear women get off. Fortunately my fiancee' likes the noises too.
The Painkiller skit from Yahtzee's review of The Witcher went over my head for 15 minutes because I didn't realize that Painkiller was an actual game. I thought that somebody has pussified Kain so I went looking for a new Legacy of Kain game. Mind you, I got the jokes and laughed my ass off, but I didn't realize there was a game called Painkiller before I checked the review thread and felt like a fucking moron.
The unbalance between monsters and humanoids in Disgaea and Disgaea 2 actually bothers me outside of the game. If you don't know what I am talking about, humanoids get weapon skills and thus boost their stats by using a certain weapon. Monsters don't get such a skill and can get Easily left behind if you put reasonable effort into your humanoids. Don't even get me started on tower stacking for felonies...
I was pissed that I couldn't unlock Demon Hulk as a skin in the Hulk Ultimate Destruction game.
I find Final Fantasy games to be pretentious annoyances except for Tactics because they gave me options to make my own party and have monsters.
Also, as a person who pretends to be a writer, I hate I mean HATE the fact that there are over 12 games called FINAL Fantasy. Final means end and it bothers the shit out of me that it just keeps going.
I have a save in Conan just so I can kill pirates at my pathetic leisure.
GTA: San Andreas helped keep my sanity when I worked at Burger King because I would constantly shoot up fast food places and execute customers (Sometimes creepily violent) in the game.
My son has made me watch so much Inuyasha that I think it would be sweet to play as Sesshoumaru in a Dynasty Warriors like game and kick tons of ass.
I came up with a nasty strength poison on Oblivion just to torture guards.
I constantly torture the vampire noble in Oblivion because I haven't done the last quest for him so he can't die. I just barge into his room and nuke him for a couple hours for cheap laughs.
I chase beggars in Oblivion and cast Fear on them constantly to see them run.
I felt bad for the Orc Chic Knight in Oblivion when I realized that she got herself killed in the big Maurader/Black Bow Bandit cave after calling me her friend for helping her.
There is plenty more but I feel I have stabbed myself enough for now.
I am a pathetic Koei Fan since Dynasty Warriors 3 and actually like the plot.
I think Oda Nobunaga in the Samurai Warriors series is fucking cool.
I have an annoying phobia of zombies but I love making levels on Timesplitters: Future Perfect so I can de-animate them with extreme prejudice. Even to the point of having way too much practice with headshots on that game. Like decaping with 38 revolver with no problem.
I have killed over 100k enemies on my Timesplitters save.
I once had over 1k hours on Vagrant story before I was robbed. They took the PS2, but I lamented losing the memory card with that save.
The constant supply of deadites on Evil Dead: Fist Full of Boomstick weirds me out.
In tying with my zombie phobia, I got rid of Dead Rising because the tiny text was going to distract me too much while I was basically going to play one of my nightmares.
I had Legend of Zelda for NES down to a science and could have all the hearts and secrets with the game beaten in thirty minutes from the word Go. However, I couldn't ever figure out how to get into the fucking castle level 8 on the second game.
I only played the SNES Legend of Zelda in passing and have no interest in any of the other games.
I haven't played Okami because I can't wrap my mind around killing things with a paintbrush.
I actually liked Marvel Nemesis because I could toss that prick Daredevil off buildings because he is a fucking lawyer.
I actually thought up backstories for my Def Jam: Fight for New York characters.
During a crappy week of working at Burger King, God of War's Pandora Box treadmill of Doom room was the final straw needed to cause an outburst from me that broke a bone in my hand. I still beat the game with a broken hand and went to work for two days without treating the break before I was dragged reluctantly to a hospital.
I made saves right before the sex games in Both God of War games so I could hear women get off. Fortunately my fiancee' likes the noises too.
The Painkiller skit from Yahtzee's review of The Witcher went over my head for 15 minutes because I didn't realize that Painkiller was an actual game. I thought that somebody has pussified Kain so I went looking for a new Legacy of Kain game. Mind you, I got the jokes and laughed my ass off, but I didn't realize there was a game called Painkiller before I checked the review thread and felt like a fucking moron.
The unbalance between monsters and humanoids in Disgaea and Disgaea 2 actually bothers me outside of the game. If you don't know what I am talking about, humanoids get weapon skills and thus boost their stats by using a certain weapon. Monsters don't get such a skill and can get Easily left behind if you put reasonable effort into your humanoids. Don't even get me started on tower stacking for felonies...
I was pissed that I couldn't unlock Demon Hulk as a skin in the Hulk Ultimate Destruction game.
I find Final Fantasy games to be pretentious annoyances except for Tactics because they gave me options to make my own party and have monsters.
Also, as a person who pretends to be a writer, I hate I mean HATE the fact that there are over 12 games called FINAL Fantasy. Final means end and it bothers the shit out of me that it just keeps going.
I have a save in Conan just so I can kill pirates at my pathetic leisure.
GTA: San Andreas helped keep my sanity when I worked at Burger King because I would constantly shoot up fast food places and execute customers (Sometimes creepily violent) in the game.
My son has made me watch so much Inuyasha that I think it would be sweet to play as Sesshoumaru in a Dynasty Warriors like game and kick tons of ass.
I came up with a nasty strength poison on Oblivion just to torture guards.
I constantly torture the vampire noble in Oblivion because I haven't done the last quest for him so he can't die. I just barge into his room and nuke him for a couple hours for cheap laughs.
I chase beggars in Oblivion and cast Fear on them constantly to see them run.
I felt bad for the Orc Chic Knight in Oblivion when I realized that she got herself killed in the big Maurader/Black Bow Bandit cave after calling me her friend for helping her.
There is plenty more but I feel I have stabbed myself enough for now.
i owned and beat the pokemon snapshot game for the 64, and by beat i got all the extra optional secrets.
i've played both dead or alive volleyball games, and i actually enjoyed the rumble roses games, actually the gameplay was alotta fun.
i've played both dead or alive volleyball games, and i actually enjoyed the rumble roses games, actually the gameplay was alotta fun.
I genuinely enjoyed Fire Warrior the first time through.
I was so scared during the first level of Timesplitters 2 on Normal mode I was sweating.
My computer explodes when I try to run anything faster than Pac-Man.
The only MMORPG I've ever played is RUNESCAPE and I really LIKE IT. I know that it pales in comparison to WoW or Everquest, but it introduces people to the genre. People I don't peg as gamers have talked about it at school.
I have no zarking idea how to sign up for Xbox Live. I swear, it looks impossible from where I'm standing. I really need help with this.
I was so scared during the first level of Timesplitters 2 on Normal mode I was sweating.
My computer explodes when I try to run anything faster than Pac-Man.
The only MMORPG I've ever played is RUNESCAPE and I really LIKE IT. I know that it pales in comparison to WoW or Everquest, but it introduces people to the genre. People I don't peg as gamers have talked about it at school.
I have no zarking idea how to sign up for Xbox Live. I swear, it looks impossible from where I'm standing. I really need help with this.
Whenever a game has a good/evil plot fork, I always feel guilty doing the evil stuff, don't do it properly, and then end up still going down the good path even though I was only doing evil things to see what happens down the evil path. I feel bad about killing peasants, even though they don't even have personalities half the time.SaneIntolerant said:
Oh, and whenever I play a Myst game, I always think 'I will not go to the hint site' and hold out for about half an hour before going 'I'll never work this out! I need the hint site!'
What about platformers and RPGs?
Ninja Gaiden wasn't a puzzle, and certainly wasn't casual.
NOTE: I'm talking about NES Ninja Gaiden, but the other will arguably fit as well.
- J
Ninja Gaiden wasn't a puzzle, and certainly wasn't casual.
NOTE: I'm talking about NES Ninja Gaiden, but the other will arguably fit as well.
- J