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S_K

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Epic post for an epic thread alert:

I've never played through a final fantasy game yet wasted my time on multiple pokemon games, not to mention hacked the crap out of those games once boredom set in and started selling things like rare shiny mews for example.

I fail to see how the newer mario games with their often preschool like character vocabulary are so popular.

I have pulled off the 'Diago' parry but now barely play fighting games and think mvc2 was nothing but a broken fanboy fest

I mastered Fatal Fury 1 before I even touched street fighter

unless you?ve played a game more then me, chances are I would be 'that guy' in a gaming party.

I still have my friends copy of shaqfu somewhere, completed it with all characters and even found glitches

I never played a zelda game until the wii came out. I've finished twilight princess but even now I don't fully see what the big deal with ocarina of time is.

I tried playing the first metroid and it bored me to death

I despise lag and consider it the reason for most of my losses online

I find anyone who uses the term ?e-sport? in a serious sense laughable

I took part in a final fantasy online bet to see which mithra could get the most free stuff in terms of ingame currency value. I came 3rd out of 4 people (the winner doing so because he married his victim!) as well as partied in a team of nothing but Mithras. I acted more respectfully then normal since I assembled since I was the last person joining they were girl friends who knew each other, only for them to later confess all but one of them were men! Since then I have the belief that items in rpgs = power not skill and girl characters in rpgs (real or not as long as they?re willing to use their charms) have it easy.

I've barely played halo and the appeal to me seems to be it can do all the things PC shooters have been able to do for years already!

Face hugger encounters in games turn me to a suicide bomber, should I happen to be carrying something explosive in my hand at the time.

I'm one of the few people to play through batman forever on the genesis and the broken as hell arcade version *cringes*

I think the DOA games are 90% fanservice and 10% gameplay

I think fighting games played with joysticks makes you look stupid, the industry switched to pads for a reason!

I was furious on metal gear solid 2 the first time vamp kills you know who, then so confused by the last boss I didn?t even know if I was supposed to kill him or bide more time for snake to show up

I have cried laughing at a drunken friend being chased by a Pyro Monkey in TimeSplitters 2

I originally played through Parodius 1 and 2 oblivious to all the sexual innuendos

I did a count of how many games I?ve played out of curiosity, so far the count is just over 300
 

Master Kuja

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I have a few to contribute as my first post on these forums.

1: I hate the Halo series.
2: I've never enjoyed any of Valve's games, with Portal being the only exception.
3: I've played a DBZ game.
4: I found Bioshock to be practically flawless, really, it was like Painkiller, the story was forgetable and was made perfect by the variety of ways you could kill tonnes of dudes.
5: I've finished every Final Fantasy to date, bar 11, I refuse to buy it.
 

rocky1007

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I hate Mario! I thought all Super Mario games sucked. I don't like platformers except Psychonauts. But I really want Mario killed by being stuck in a SuperNova that is thrown in a blackhole with Paris Hilton.
 

Majick

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I've never played a single Square Enix game.
I've never played Gears of War.
I've never played God of War.
I hate Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
I illegally downloaded and installed copies of Halo: Combat Evolved on to the computers in my school, then linked them together and played LAN.
 

lee99

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im new ^^
i signed in to reply to this post
-i downloaded stalker demo did not understand why people like it
it was horrible
-only played halo on pc was an average fps no more
-i suck as tf2 sniper
-i play stupid songs on voice chats alot ^^
-i was really good at cs (really good) and my clan banned me cuz they taught i was cheating which i wasant i hate all cs since then never baught it.
-i really fucking liked blues brother game for pc. it was really good shutup D:
-I DO NOT LIKE MAPLESTORY.
-i dont usualy buy games just download ^^
-i played mgs3 for 5 min never touched it again hated it
 

slaygore

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I returned GTA 4 on the same day I bought it.

Never played any zelda or mario games(except super mario rpg)

I think MGS games are stupid.

I want to kill my friends for making me play ssbb.
 

Alpha001

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RebelRising said:
I really want to try World of Warcraft (overall, is it worth it?).
What you should do is play the 10 Day trial, Google World of Warcraft Free Trial and click on the first link.

If not, play a private server for a while, then buy the game
 

Nock

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I have no skill at first-person shooters, fighting games, or strategy games - and they bring me nothing but frustration - but still continue to buy and play them anyway.

In high school, I once paid a classmate five dollars to clone his Mew in Pokemon Red.

I wept when my Pokemon Silver cartridge stopped saving.

The only incentive I have to purchase a new console is to play Disgaea 3.

I played Final Fantasy XI for all of two hours six months ago, but I still haven't canceled my account. They'd delete my mithra.

I kind of like Age of Conan.
 

The Rusk

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- I've never played Half-Life. Played Half-Life 2, Episode One & Two thanks to the Orange Box.

- I hated Team Fortress 2.

- I don't know what Chrono Trigger is.

and when I was a kid I dropped my shiny charizard in a puddle and cried.
 

DGKT93

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ive never played god of war. i bought it and it didnt work, then i bought a new copy and that didnt work either! i sorta gave up after that! lol!
 

Fallensky7

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After my Final Fantasy 7 Save corrupted, i couldnt play console games for 6 months.

Legend of Dragoon is my favorite game.

Couldnt get past Wraithwall's tomb in FF12

I cant beat God of War 2 no matter how hard i try.

A lone tear rolled down my face when Aris died.

I played Destraga before i ever touched street fighter/tekken ect...

I hate Smash Bros. Brawl

I cant play guitar hero

I still play Diablo

I beat the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time masters edition.

Ive never played Crono Trigger

I still think Perfect Dark for the N64 is the gretest FPS ever made.

I didnt know what Tomb Radier was until about a year ago.

Used to play Mario Cart 64 with my mom.

more to come...........(deep breath)..... that felt good
 

slaygore

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DGKT93 said:
...how can u not play guitar hero?
No fingers or toes? Although if that's the case I have no idea how you can play any game or do anything at all.

I had a crush on maria in star ocean 3
 

Kovash86

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lee99 said:
im new ^^
i signed in to reply to this post
-i downloaded stalker demo did not understand why people like it
it was horrible
-only played halo on pc was an average fps no more
-i suck as tf2 sniper
-i play stupid songs on voice chats alot ^^
-i was really good at cs (really good) and my clan banned me cuz they taught i was cheating which i wasant i hate all cs since then never baught it.
-i really fucking liked blues brother game for pc. it was really good shutup D:
-I DO NOT LIKE MAPLESTORY.
-i dont usualy buy games just download ^^
-i played mgs3 for 5 min never touched it again hated it
Oh yeah I played Maple story also, it was ok took too long to level and you could never tell when something was going to eat your face, the only real way was to use a ranged attack once, if you hit you might stand a chance, if not you will be waking up in town real soon.

EDIT : oh yeah I owned pokemon cards also, had almost the entire first set until some little douchbags walked of with the 3 most valuable cards in the set.
 

kenji8055

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Not good for a first post...

Was the first person i know to buy bulletwitch *sobs*

Have watched FFX pron

and have never played

Shenmue (sorry for spelling)
System shock 1 or 2
counter strike
world of warcraft