Segways, what happened?

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Vault101

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chowderface said:
Helscreama said:
I live in Australia so maybe it's just my country but is there a country out there that has segways as a big mode of transport or is the segway slowly dying out?
Speaking of Australia, what's your opinion on your best known national monument, the Sydney Opera House? Architectural genius, or the work of some twit who doesn't know what buildings look like?
Id say it looks cool and unique...and its still standing...I mean I dont really take offence at buildings

OT: anyways..I would have thourght that the segway didnt exactally take of was because walking is cheaper and somtimes easyer than looking like a tool
 

Maxtro

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In the city I live in there is a store that rents them, so every now and then I see a group of people riding around.

The problem with the Segway, is that everything they do, a bicycle can do better, for much cheaper.

The only real purpose I can see them having is for jobs where the person has to walk around a lot, but not to quickly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK4G6KoayI&feature=relmfu

(BTW, how do I imbed youtubes?)
 

Ladette

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Maxtro said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK4G6KoayI&feature=relmfu

(BTW, how do I imbed youtubes?)
[ youtube=bHK4G6KoayI&feature=relmfu ]

Put the brackets right up against the text and delete everything to the left of the = sign but the word "youtube".
 

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Furioso said:
Souplex said:
Because Segways were always too expensive and too silly to warrant a purchase.
Then again; so are cars, but those took off somehow...
Well cars served a very important purpose, getting from point A to B a whole lot faster than the normal methods, plus at that time machines like that were amazing wonders of creation, and Ford made them cheap, and, etc etc

Anyways, Segways really serve no necessary purpose
But they're only useful if you live outside of a city.
And before cars suburbs didn't exist, so if you lived outside of a city your options were rural and city. I guess farmers could use them, but otherwise...
If not for cars there would be no suburbs. We'd have an ideal utopian society.
 

MorsePacific

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I think you mainly hear nothing about them because they're such an inefficient method of traveling. And they look dumb.

And their whole balancing act could be done just as easily with a third wheel.
 

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Ultratwinkie said:
1. They were dangerous. Their inventor died when he ran off a hill.
although everything else you said is true, I just have to point out that the inventor is alive, but the guy who invested in it and formed the company died.
 

Endocrom

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Basically stinginess beat out laziness.

Also, not many people can pull off the look. Adam Savage is one of the few.
 

instantbenz

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creator drove off a cliff with one ... i think that sorta laid the groundwork for the remainder of its existence
 

MisterGobbles

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The problem is the price.

I want a Segway. Who the fuck DOESN'T want a Segway? But not many people want to spend twelve thousand plus dollars (half the price of a car) on something that doesn't really have too many practical applications.

So only rich people and facilities like Disney World and airports/malls have them.

Incidentally, my fat ass, rich ass drama teacher has a Segway, and occasionally rides around the school on it. It remains a mystery to me why she doesn't see the irony in the image of this. Fat, lazy, rich ***** who's too lazy to walk.

Also, it wasn't the guy who invented the Segway who died riding off a cliff with it, it was the company owner. Which is still funny as hell, just slightly less ironic.
 

Helscreama

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lol lest epic death EVER

*Gets to afterlife*

"How did you die?"

"Death by segway.."

*walks away with head down*
 

Mcupobob

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When I was in Austin Texas they had segway tours. I saw a whole heard of people on segways circling around the capital building. Fucking funny. Glad it never took off, and well no reason for it to. My legs work fine and I don't have to pay anything to use them.
 

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gbemery said:
didn't the owner of the segway company die while using one? I don't know if that would have anything to do with it I mean I think it's top speed is about 10mph.
He went off a cliff I believe.
 

Layz92

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Helscreama said:
Thats quite funny how do you die riding a segway?
Off a cliff is how you die riding a segway... no joke.

As everyone said they are mostly pointless and they are really only good for amusement purposes. Once the shine wears off you would probably give up. I personally have never seen one in use other than on Mythbusters.
 

captainwolfos

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I personally have never seen a segway in the flesh. Ever. So yeah.

And isn't there a law against using one on the pavement, but they're also not technically classed as 'vehicles' so they can't be used on roads, either? I'm sure I read that somewhere. -Shrug-