Self of Opposite Gender

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CloggedDonkey

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A sexy-time! No, wait, a sexy-time is right, it wold be the one chance in my life to get laid. That, and meeting someone with my name (hurray names that are both genders!), with the same interests and hobbies, and the same taste in music would be so awesome that the universe might explode. Or I might just need to change my pants before anyone looks at my crotch. It could go either way.

Serenegoose said:
cursedseishi said:
You forgot pouring liquid nitrogen over the bomb to freeze its triggering device so you can safely (for the most part) remove it.
High mortality rate = UNNECESSARY PAPERWORK.

Oh gods. I really, really shouldn't post on this site whilst hypomanic. I'll end up getting myself banned for spamming. >>
Hypno-what-now? Seriously, if it's not embarrassing or sexual, I would be very greatful if you told me what that means.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Well we'd probably play some video games together and discuss stuff that we like. Probably listen to some music and jam out together with our air instruments. Also we'd have some crazy fun doing switches on people. Like go to each other's colleges and walk around as the other for a day or two just to mess with everyone's head. Then we'd walk around together and mess with people's minds even more. Then we'd laugh and laugh and laugh at mindfucking everyone.

And yes we'd definately have sex together. Either right away when we both go "Fuck it, lets just do it" or after a bit when we both awkwardly tell the other that we had this idea and maybe you'd be willing to try it, it's okay if you don't want to, I mean I was just thinking. Once we started though I'd imagine that we'd have some crazy-ass nights together. I mean we'd both have the same kinks and we'd probably think the other is really hot (if we're going that our opposite is hot to us, plus I'd be the opposite of her)

But yeah overall we'd have a blast doing all sorts of crazy stuff together. We wouldn't always be doing stuff together as both of us would want some time alone, but we'd both know when that time was needed for the other, so there wouldn't be any miscommunication.

Ah man, not I really wish that there were a female version of me. And now I have another weird sexual kink too...
 

Serenegoose

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CloggedDonkey said:
Hypno-what-now? Seriously, if it's not embarrassing or sexual, I would be very greatful if you told me what that means.
"Individuals in a hypomanic state also have a decreased need for sleep and rest, are extremely outgoing and competitive, and have a great deal of energy. However, unlike with full mania, those with hypomanic systems are fully functioning, and are often actually more productive than usual. Specifically, hypomania is distinguished from mania by the absence of psychotic symptoms and by its lower degree of impact on functioning."
 

LaPetite.Siren

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I'd probably.. be polite to my clone, but neither of us would want to commit to a relationship of any stature- sex, friendship, courtship, or otherwise. We'd both be INFPs. Horrible. >.<;
 

CloggedDonkey

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Serenegoose said:
CloggedDonkey said:
Hypno-what-now? Seriously, if it's not embarrassing or sexual, I would be very greatful if you told me what that means.
"Individuals in a hypomanic state also have a decreased need for sleep and rest, are extremely outgoing and competitive, and have a great deal of energy. However, unlike with full mania, those with hypomanic systems are fully functioning, and are often actually more productive than usual. Specifically, hypomania is distinguished from mania by the absence of psychotic symptoms and by its lower degree of impact on functioning."
Thanks. It really doesn't seem like you would be spamming (that is posting, oh say, "ham") a hundred and fifty times in four threads for the hell of it. Anyway, you get a cookie now:


And thank you again for edumacating me.
 

WanderingFool

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Serenegoose said:
CloggedDonkey said:
Hypno-what-now? Seriously, if it's not embarrassing or sexual, I would be very greatful if you told me what that means.
"Individuals in a hypomanic state also have a decreased need for sleep and rest, are extremely outgoing and competitive, and have a great deal of energy. However, unlike with full mania, those with hypomanic systems are fully functioning, and are often actually more productive than usual. Specifically, hypomania is distinguished from mania by the absence of psychotic symptoms and by its lower degree of impact on functioning."
So... like this guy?

 

Comrade Mateo

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Epic fight to the death to see who has the superior gender, but we would just end up making out.


OH YAH!
 

Anezay

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We would immediately bone. There would be no need to bring it up, we would both know. We'd just find a private place and explode out of our clothes. Also, if it lasted long enough, all our kids would also be me, and that would be the most kick-ass family ever.
 

Raziel_Likes_Souls

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I'd probably freak out at how nerdy she is, then start some sort of long relationship? Or I'd punch my clone and hope this plays:
 

General_Potatoes

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A clone of me and of the opposite gender. well at least i can have someone who can actually Guitar hero Right and not on easy.
 

Infernai

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Technically, if you had sex with an opposite gender version of yourself it would be considered masturbation and not incest, because it is still TECHNICALLY you.

Don't ask why i thought about that so much but...yeah

As for what I'd do, it would probably go like this: Stare in amazement, be silent for some time, challenge other version of me to some video-game, talk until the sun goes down about various random philosophical ideas and zombie plans...and then probably have sex. Because, in the wise words of somebody: "You can't love anybody until you love yourself"
 

Tydanubus

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Why, I think that my female counterpart and I would sit down and have an intelligent discussion about a great many things.

So yeah, we'd probably bang.
 

Delock

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I wouldn't recognize her, after all, no one seems to be able to recognize me with my beard grown/shaved. As such, I might give a head nod, I might just say hello, but otherwise, I wouldn't really react.

However, if I knew she was me but a different gender, It would probably lead to me trying to figure out how exactly this changed who I was.
 

thom_cat_

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Sexy time.
Actually, I'd probably just talk and relate, and then depending on how that went, proceed!