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Agarth

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After nervously talking to her I'd ask her out. Then get married to her and we'd have a lot of sex.
We'd also work on taking over the world.
 

Abcxyq

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We would get along great, until we have to decide on something, and the conversation will perpetually be, "I don't care, you can pick whatever you want."
 

thefragboxed

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well, red heads are either smokin hot or seriously not, so if she is option one, i'd make little gingerbread kids with her.

i doubt the relationship would last long though because i'd have to hear her whine about how hard her life is and how much she hates where shes at but is completely unwilling to change it due to some serious self esteem issues and how her use of her clonazepam is becoming borderline abusive.
and i would die a little inside knowing that she knows deep down that the things she thinks negatively of herself aren't really true but she just can't seem to get over that nagging feeling and it keeps her from making close, lasting, meaningful relationships but there's nothing i can do because shes already pushing me away and oh man...

maybe we'd just be fuck buddies
 

WanderingFool

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ryanthehen said:
well, red heads are either smokin hot or seriously not, so if she is option one, i'd make little gingerbread kids with her.

i doubt the relationship would last long though because i'd have to hear her whine about how hard her life is and how much she hates where shes at but is completely unwilling to change it due to some serious self esteem issues and how her use of her clonazepam is becoming borderline abusive.
and i would die a little inside knowing that she knows deep down that the things she thinks negatively of herself aren't really true but she just can't seem to get over that nagging feeling and it keeps her from making close, lasting, meaningful relationships but there's nothing i can do because shes already pushing me away and oh man...

maybe we'd just be fuck buddies
I completely agree with you... one the Ginger part. You on your own for the rest...
 

bz316

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Probably just ask her what its like being an asshole with a completely different set of chromosomes...
 

Vilcus

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If someone cloned me, and changed the clones gender I would kill them, and then kill the clone. Nobody clones me and lives.
 

Mordwyl

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I'd probably be too shy to talk with her. Most girls that like me are that way anyway.
 

SinisterGehe

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I wouldn't care meeting her, and she wouldn't care meeting me.
But it would be interesting. Seeing female me arguing over male me, if that is to happen world will end!
 

SimuLord

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Aylaine said:
SimuLord said:
I'd say I'll find you a guy, but I don't think Iris would appreciate that, would she?

Find me a good woman and I'll thank you for the rest of my days.
I'll be on the lookout! What are your preferences!

Aylaine said:
Yeah, but somewhere along the line we wouldn't be completely against adding a male into the picture.
Now this is something I've actually got some experience with. Dated two girls at once off and on between July '00 and November '02. That was a very interesting time in my life. Just sayin'. ;)

As far as my preferences are concerned, if you're looking locally all I really ask is that she loves to talk and text (because I'm 500 miles from your location so travel would be a bit limited), doesn't have any kids, isn't covered in tattoos like Ray Bradbury's "The Illustrated Man" (none is ideal, a small one or two isn't a dealbreaker, a sleeve on each arm and a big Hieronymus Bosch reproduction on her back and the word "Slut" across her tits is another matter), and comes Aylaine Approved? as far as her level of kindness and decency is concerned.

In a perfect world, it's a girl who is single because she doesn't want to just date some schmuck to have a boyfriend, the same way I won't just date some Wastelander solely to avoid being single. An interest in history, anthropology, ancient Rome, or the accounting profession are big pluses. Major bonus points if she wants to move to Boston because I'm moving there in 2012 unless some big-time changes happen between now and then.
 

Sacman

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Zyst said:
Have sex, marry it and proceed to breed the most superior spawn ever.
here's a question: If you have sex with yourself isn't it technically masturbation?
 

SimuLord

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Aylaine said:
SimuLord said:
Aylaine said:
SimuLord said:
I'd say I'll find you a guy, but I don't think Iris would appreciate that, would she?

Find me a good woman and I'll thank you for the rest of my days.
I'll be on the lookout! What are your preferences!

Aylaine said:
Yeah, but somewhere along the line we wouldn't be completely against adding a male into the picture.
Now this is something I've actually got some experience with. Dated two girls at once off and on between July '00 and November '02. That was a very interesting time in my life. Just sayin'. ;)

As far as my preferences are concerned, if you're looking locally all I really ask is that she loves to talk and text (because I'm 500 miles from your location so travel would be a bit limited), doesn't have any kids, isn't covered in tattoos like Ray Bradbury's "The Illustrated Man" (none is ideal, a small one or two isn't a dealbreaker, a sleeve on each arm and a big Hieronymus Bosch reproduction on her back and the word "Slut" across her tits is another matter), and comes Aylaine Approved? as far as her level of kindness and decency is concerned.

In a perfect world, it's a girl who is single because she doesn't want to just date some schmuck to have a boyfriend, the same way I won't just date some Wastelander solely to avoid being single. An interest in history, anthropology, ancient Rome, or the accounting profession are big pluses. Major bonus points if she wants to move to Boston because I'm moving there in 2012 unless some big-time changes happen between now and then.
Haha, ok that works, though for the record I was going to look in your area/state, silly billy. :p

Preferences loaded! Aylaine, commence search!
If you find a Wastelander who's actually worth my time, that'll be more than I've managed to accomplish around here!
 
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I sort of already did. At my old highschool, I'd see this girl every now and then that looked exactly like I did in the 8th grade. Except I'm pretty sure she was my age. I never really met her, though.

It was quite strange the first time I saw her.

To answer your question though.....Probably have sex with it/her. Why the hell not?
 
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Sacman said:
Zyst said:
Have sex, marry it and proceed to breed the most superior spawn ever.
here's a question: If you have sex with yourself isn't it technically masturbation?
And by that line of reasoning, isn't that one scene in Splice (My god I hope you've seen that movie. Otherwise, this will appear to be the ravings of a madman) technically rape, incest, bestiality, and masturbation at the same time?
 

iblis666

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id make an ugly woman but id still have sex with her then we would play a bunch of games and after that we would cuddle