Self of Opposite Gender

[Sacman]

Have sex, marry it and proceed to breed the most superior spawn ever.

here's a question: If you have sex with yourself isn't it technically masturbation?

And by that line of reasoning, isn't that one scene in Splice (My god I hope you've seen that movie. Otherwise, this will appear to be the ravings of a madman) technically rape, incest, bestiality, and masturbation at the same time?

no I have not seen that movie...

 

[jultub]

A chick that's 1.90m tall and weighs over 100 kg? Sorry, not into big women. Other than that I'm not sure

 

[Great North]

I'd ask my female self a looooot of questions. Then, if it feels right, we'd make out.

 

[superbatranger]

If she's me, just the opposite gender, then we'd be too shy to get it on. Also, wouldn't our meeting create some kind of paradox?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Have sex, marry it and proceed to breed the most superior spawn ever.

here's a question: If you have sex with yourself isn't it technically masturbation?

And by that line of reasoning, isn't that one scene in Splice (My god I hope you've seen that movie. Otherwise, this will appear to be the ravings of a madman) technically rape, incest, bestiality, and masturbation at the same time?

no I have not seen that movie...

DAMNIT. Well, now I look like a crazy person. It's true though. That movie has a scene like that. It's weird.

 

[Nieroshai]

I would be extremely confused. Sex would basically be incest, I don't like myself much anyway so why would I want a me hopped up on hormones? It might be fun having a socratic discussion with myself, but there's never any guarantee a clone will have a similar mind to the original.

having sex with your clone isn't incest its masturbation

A clone is a genetic duplicate. Not too different from an identical twin. You think clones are just made? Pleasure aside or whatever, if you bred, it would suffer the same defects as if two twins had kids, except worse because there is even less genetic diversity, with the sole exception of two x cromosomes.
Just saying. It's a nice fantasy and all, but I'd have her tubes tied.

 

[JunebugJuJuBee]

I'd start by asking them what being a dude is like (what's it like to pee standing up, etc.) then follow up it up by declaring them my bro. We would go on amazing adventures. I do wonder if my opposite gender clone would be gay, though.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

...It would probably go down a little something like this:

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[Kaez]

First thing I'd do is talk to her about Bleach, as it stands I have no one that lives near me that enjoys the series.

Then take her out and try to find a male version of my Fiance, have them hook up, then start playing DDO as a 4 person group, 2 wizards, a rogue and a cleric all in one party, that be bad-ass XD. Why have fighters and barbarians when Wizards can insta-kill stuff with ease

(For those that may or may not ask, the female version of me, and myself would be the wizards, and my Fiance and the male version of her would have to flip a coin on who would be what class. Though I have a feeling my fiance would be the rogue anyway )

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Sex. No, really, why not?

I have no objections to said idea.

 

[sheic99]

I'm not sure...I want to find him here though!

But that would cause a kindness singularity collapse due to high levels of concentrated kindness. The resulting implosion would send the world into seething hatred and become a personified /b/.

The effects of /b/ are still unknown at this time.

OT: I probably wouldn't notice. Both of us would be too busy reading to notice.

Haha, why? A guy as nice as me has to exist! o.o

There probably is, but he's too busy complaining that girls don't like nice guys.

Possibly., or he could be like me and not adhere to stereotypes.

Well that may be, but stereotypes are funner to make fun of.

Also, wow you really are in the middle of nowhere assuming I'm looking in the right spot. About 40 miles north of LA.

Edit: Yeah! 3000 posts!

 

[dorkette1990]

D'aaaaw he's so short and cute! (like me!)

 

['The Eel']

Play some games, then probably split the workload on all of the projects I've been putting off due to not having enough time.

 

[T-Bone24]

I don't know, are they related to me?

If not, then hello madam!

 

[Sinspiration]

Make dirty love to it because that's what Brian Boitano'd do, :3

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd probably end his suffering. Already been through crap like that, and I would not wish it upon my worst enemies. And knowing me, the opposite would probably be trying to contact my advisors to gain permission to end their own life anyway...

Wonder how I managed to stumble across myself 12 years ago, I guess.

Congratulations. It never fails to warm my heart when I see someone else has managed to transition. Although some people here can be less than friendly... we tend to ignore them. Or put them on a hit-list.
Speaking of which, I need to check if any more of them are gone...

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Me with PMS? TAKE COVER!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! XD *hi-fives* (if thats still cool to do)

 

[crazypsyko666]

Try very very hard to ignore my slutty clone who I'd hate talking to. I can't stand people who are supposedly 'like me'. I'd hate to meet me.

P.S. Not to say I'm a slut, just... I could probably get away with it better if I was a girl.

 

[Durgiun]

Well we'd fuck of course!