Sell the user above you!

[Barbas]

Iiiiiiiiit's Redlin! Over 53,754 miles on the clock and the cynicism still hasn't worn him down! I'm cutting me own throat at this price, but I can do you a hundred K!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

With every purchase of a Barbas in the next 10 minutes you get a free monkey! Just $19.95 a month for 768 months! Operators are standing buy!

 

[Barbas]

He looks slightly like Frank Sinatra. Gimme an hundred thousand British pounds - preferably in white fivers.

 

[dalek sec]

Barbas can be yours for only six easy payments of 29.99!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Don't have to. Daleks sell themselves.

 

[dalek sec]

Joe Friday people, a timeless classic that can be yours for only $99.99!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Have you ever wanted your own dalek? No? That's because you've not met this dalek. Dalek Sec, ladies and gentlemen, a droid so talented he's actually lead his own cult - how cool is that? Own him and by extension, you own his cult*!

[small]*Ritual sacrifices not included.[/small]

 

[Trivun]

Yuno Gasai... Well, if you don't buy this strange and psychotic individual, you may just have the wrath of a god(dess) to contend with...

 

[Barbas]

It's adorable. Fifty thousand dollars.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Actually he is useless. You can have him for free if you want.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

What child wouldn't want a stuffed animal that plays back! Rabbitboys are available at all major retailers and can be yours for just $8.99!

 

[Barbas]

Frank Sinatra's corpse, stuffed and posed. Eighty-six million dolaru.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Do you need a sentient spam-bot?
Well why not Barbas?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Have you ever wanted a Susseian bus? Drive for hours with our easy to use control setup! Guaranteed to work great even in the deserts of the U.S.! It can be yours for $35,000 before tax and title!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's made of chocolate!

 

[Barbas]

Give me several thousand dollars Canadian for this rare specimen! He'll ruin all your electronics, but your electricity bills will be cut right down!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This one is a popular model.

*overprices the hell out of him*

 

[Barbas]

Unlimited power, yours for only 999.90 USD.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Bidding starts at $5 U.S. Buy it now price $98,000.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

$10,000

Assassin kitty costs serious money!