Send Them to The Gallows

[prophets0f]

Damn straight. Thats how beasts roll! You are now a beast.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I would give you a... uh... a bag of movie theater popcorn.

 

[Caliostro]

I dunno exactly what, but it'd involve explosions. Maybe... putting a wii in a microwave or something.

send him to *guess what* THE GALLOWS

Easy.

Asian prostitutes for the day

hmmmm...gallows

"ow ow ow ow, send them to the gallowwwwssss pole!"

MONEY

I'd teach you that you can quote more than one post at the same time (they just add up to the post box) and that there's a fucking EDIT button you can use... Seriously.

 

[DocLock]

I would let you meet some royal princess and she would have your babies.. Win-win situation eh?

 

[0p3rati0n]

Bear Blasting! A sport I invented because I was too energetic for normal sports!!!! (Cookie for the reference)

 

[Hazy]

teach michael bay how to make a good transformers movie.

C-C-Can... Can such a feat be done?

hey, if youre gonna impress the king of the world, you gotta aim high. even if i fail, the ways of teaching can be made entertaining

Quite true.

I'll get the video camera.

 

[LewsTherin]

I brought a little silver, I even got a little gold. I got a little of everything to keep me from the gallows pole.

Including pie.

 

[[Unoriginal Name Here]]

Ill show you the mstical powers of addiction via WoW and then run my @$$ out of there.
And if that didnt work i would say "Please let me live and if you do ill give you my VANILLA pudding chair!" eh eh sounds good right?

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd inject you with dopamine. Try not being happy when you are happy.

DRUGS ARE FOR THUGS
gallows

Actually, dopamine is a naturally occuring chemical in the brain, and seeing as you need people to do exceedingly complicated things just to make you happy, it is likely you have a dopamine defficiency. Therefore giving you dopamine would be like giving a kid with ADHD dexamphetamines. Basically, in other kids it would be a 'drug' but in this particular kid it is necessary for a balanced brain chemistry. (It is a metaphor/simile for you and dopamine, you being the kid and the dopamine being the dexamphetamines)

But that is irrelevant, after witnessing your obvious distaste for science, I decided to seek involvement with AndyFromMonday's army.

 

[OmegaXIII]

I bring a friend and entertain you with some flashy swordfighting

 

[Cobelo]

Bear Blasting! A sport I invented because I was too energetic for normal sports!!!! (Cookie for the reference)

Powerthirst ftw!

OT:Juggle chainsaws with my feet while riding a unicycle with my hands?

 

[FalloutJack]

I, FalloutJack, have actually been sent to assassinate you, ZombieJoe, on behalf of the people. They have concealed a powerful explosive on my person (i.e. In my stomach, to avoid detection.) and I will take you, your castle, and all your precious everything with me when I go up. And a'one, and a'two, and a'-

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd ask that you bring someone who you despise who's about to go to the gallows and murder them however you ask me to and if that failed I'd my reanimate the three stooges and bring in my two mates and we'd put on the ultimate slapstick routine. which ends with all 6 of of taking a pie in the face

 

[Cryofthewolf]

Let's see... I'd get the Goonies back from the 80's using the car from Back to the Future and bring them in front of your Royal Majesty to reenact Star Wars IV: A New Hope.

Goonies + Star Wars = Epic Win. =-D

Oh, and as a side show I'll have Chuck to the truffle shuffle...while riding a unicycle.

epic win,

I LIVE! MONEY FOR ME! =-D

wait a second I didn't say I didn;t send you to the chocolate money chair. which I did

Well, at least I'm still alive. =-D

 

[Canadaftw]

Do a lets play of beating the Super Mario World final castle in less than 30 minutes? *Yeah ive found a way to do that*

 

[Zani]

Make Michael Bay watch transformers until he begs to die and then send him to the gallows.

 

[Argtee]

I'd try to juggle some knives.
That are on FIRE!

If that's not entertaining, then I don't know what is.

 

[camokkid]

I would ask if various objects would blend, and then blend them in a blend-tec blender, after which I would give my verdict on if it can blend or not

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I like the money

I'd buy out a few strippers and have them entertain you, money please.

You said dirty as if it was literal.

I send you to the gallows

I'd like to see you try.