Send Them to The Gallows

[wax88]

something along the lines of a magic trick where YOU catch the bullet from a fired gun -and you fail...

 

[RatRace123]

I'd set a small child on fire, that would entertain me.

 

[Yoshemo]

I'd perfectly impersinate the cast of Yugioh Abridged

 

[camokkid]

Bear Blasting! A sport I invented because I was too energetic for normal sports!!!! (Cookie for the reference)

Power Thirst now in gun.

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actually the syaing is:

"when life gives you lemons,

[B/]YOU GIVE THOSE LEMONS LIFE!"

BEHOLD,[/B]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&feature=related [Original Video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk [Sequal made by College Humor (not original guys)]


Looks like you don't get it. Here's a little insight shall we say.

no, [i/]you[/i] don't get it.

I was making a joke about the "when life gives you lemons" thing, but you apparently have no sense of humor.

I pity you.

but related to that powerthirst thing, I offer these videos:

[link/]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYlgdNOpWM[/link]call of duty power perks commercial
and here's something made by the same person:
[link/]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5i2Kqbqfm8&feature=related[/link]halo 3 spartanade

 

[Spiner909]

I would show you the magnificence of Hulu.

 

[Spiner909]

I will give you Star Wars: Battlefront III.

Or I will get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick me in the face for your entertainment.

Either way, you would not survive. Chuck Norris's kick velocity would disintegrate the whole planet, and the amazingness of Battlefront 3 would melt the core of the planet.

 

[Aesir23]

I would present an army of kittens trained to claw apart any and all who would oppose their master. They would be the perfect assassins! They'd be even better if each one was named "Spanish Inquisition" (Yes, I went there )

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Play my guitar while on fire, wrestling a bear on a unicycle on a thin wire over a pool of lava while getting in a firefight with the Canadian army (all 3 of them)

 

[Gavmando]

I would present you with the South Australian Attorney-General. He's the guy who's preventing Australia from getting an R18+ classification for video games.
I'm pretty sure you'd do the right thing.

Bear Blasting! A sport I invented because I was too energetic for normal sports!!!! (Cookie for the reference)

Personally I prefer Hump Catting. Though they are very similar.

 

[Dancingman]

Light witches on fire in your honor.

 

[gadafgadaf]

wow, something dirty to him is "put his face in the mud"

 

[Ekonk]

gallows, I like cats

Fuck.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

-snippy-

I have no idea where or what that is from, but its an awesome picture!

Random Google images ftw!

 

[RebornLove]

I would build a new gallows closer to you and paint a racing stripe on it.

 

[Exocet]

Attemps to install gallows ON your gallows.As in,the extra gallow is attached to the original gallows' rope and the person is(preferably not me) hung to the extra gallows' rope.
You,sir,will Akimbo gallows, thanks to me.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Convince Fox to re-air all the good shows that they axed for putting them in a bad slot.

Then shoot the CEO to show I'm serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

It works to keep compliance.

 

[Tonimata]

Let's say for some amazing reason I, zombiejoe, become king of the earth. I have become a greedy fat guy, who gets what he wants. One day I get bored and send you to my castle to entertain me. You can only do one thing, and it is not somthing dirty, like putting mud in my face (lol). If you make me happy you get money, if you fail you get sent to the gallows. WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!?!

edit: i will tell you what I decide
edit: sorry guys, but I can not make any choices right now, gota do stuff, I will get to them later. OK?

Pssshttt, I'm sorry, Zombiejoe, but your plans for achieving entertainment are flawed beyond what's reasonably safe. If I were in your place (that is, as maximum ruler of the world), I wouldn't give anyone so much as half a chance to get close enough to murder me, which, considering how much of an ass I am, I can assure even the unborn embryos of the future world would want to kill me, a future were everyone has a mental disorder called OCROTWM (Obsessive Compulsive Ruler Of The World Murdering) disorder. Instead, I would send every entertainer directly to the gallows to be murdered in different and creative ways.
See? I get entertainment and safety. FOOLPROOF!
What's that? You want to kill me? WAY AHEAD OF YOU!