Send Them to The Gallows

[WolfThomas]

I don't know whats more pompous you being the king, or the people who think they could overthrow you...

I'd take out my appendix with a steak knife, mirror and bottle of vodka.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Or, I'd dive in through your window, a la Saxton Hale [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/], and tell you the Mann Co. motto: "We sell products and get in fights."

We would then backstab him from 30 feet away. In front of you

Saxton Hale - the new and improved Chuck Norris. For kids!

I would just gather up hobo's for you to kill, and beautiful women to pleasure you. Or the other way around if you fancy that, whatever you wish.

 

[londelen]

I've found that lots and lots of cocaine tends to entertain people.

 

[Beardon65]

I would first bake a pie. Then place C4 throught specific locations in town. Then you guess where they are (don't worry, I'll show you the area that they're in) and if you get it wrong i detonate it. Get it right and you have the option to move it somewhere else or blow it up.

 

[Apathetic Flamingo]

Start off with a joke: "I'm here to get signatures for a petition to bring back 3D Realms!" Bu-dum-tish! Then do a little song and dance.

Well at first I was going to send you to the gallows, but the bum-dum-tish made you sit in the chocolate pudding chair

... I like the Chocolate Pudding Chair.

 

[Tartarga]

I don't know, I guess i'd revive all the dead members of Monty Python and George Carlin.

 

[Me55enger]

Would juggling puppies entertain you? If so, I will do that.

What about if I intermittently ignite these puppies as they were juggled?

Of course, no puppies would be harmed in the process...

... well... not any of my puppies anyway

 

[JoshGod]

how about riding a unicycle..... on a unicycle
you seem to like that

 

[Counternub]

Bring terrorists with targets painted to their faces and let you shoot them with a M4a1 Carbine

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Would juggling puppies entertain you? If so, I will do that.

If not, how about juggling two puppies and two flaming, running, rusty chainsaws at the same time. If you do it well - prizes! If you fail - hilarious death!

 

[zombiejoe]

I dunno exactly what, but it'd involve explosions. Maybe... putting a wii in a microwave or something.

send him to *guess what* THE GALLOWS

Easy.

Asian prostitutes for the day

hmmmm...gallows

"ow ow ow ow, send them to the gallowwwwssss pole!"

MONEY

I'd teach you that you can quote more than one post at the same time (they just add up to the post box) and that there's a fucking EDIT button you can use... Seriously.

GALLOWS

 

[zombiejoe]

I would give you a... uh... a bag of movie theater popcorn.

money for you and popcorn for me

I would let you meet some royal princess and she would have your babies.. Win-win situation eh?

I can have anyone I want, and there is no princesses in my world
GALLOWS

Bear Blasting! A sport I invented because I was too energetic for normal sports!!!! (Cookie for the reference)

CASH

I brought a little silver, I even got a little gold. I got a little of everything to keep me from the gallows pole.
chocolate pudding chair


Including pie.

 

[zombiejoe]

]Ill show you the mstical powers of addiction via WoW and then run my @$$ out of there.
And if that didnt work i would say "Please let me live and if you do ill give you my VANILLA pudding chair!" eh eh sounds good right?

Vanilla, hecks yea, money

I'd inject you with dopamine. Try not being happy when you are happy.

DRUGS ARE FOR THUGS
gallows

Actually, dopamine is a naturally occuring chemical in the brain, and seeing as you need people to do exceedingly complicated things just to make you happy, it is likely you have a dopamine defficiency. Therefore giving you dopamine would be like giving a kid with ADHD dexamphetamines. Basically, in other kids it would be a 'drug' but in this particular kid it is necessary for a balanced brain chemistry. (It is a metaphor/simile for you and dopamine, you being the kid and the dopamine being the dexamphetamines)

But that is irrelevant, after witnessing your obvious distaste for science, I decided to seek involvement with AndyFromMonday's army.

GALLOWS

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I will get drunk, dress like santa, set my self on fire and fall into an orphanage from some place high. Merry Christmas kiddos!

Are you amused?

 

[zombiejoe]

I bring a friend and entertain you with some flashy swordfighting

Quite possable, do it on a unicycle with a magic unicorn and you got yourself a deal

I, FalloutJack, have actually been sent to assassinate you, ZombieJoe, on behalf of the people. They have concealed a powerful explosive on my person (i.e. In my stomach, to avoid detection.) and I will take you, your castle, and all your precious everything with me when I go up. And a'one, and a'two, and a'-

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

I'd ask that you bring someone who you despise who's about to go to the gallows and murder them however you ask me to and if that failed I'd my reanimate the three stooges and bring in my two mates and we'd put on the ultimate slapstick routine. which ends with all 6 of of taking a pie in the face

MONEY FOR YOU

 

[zombiejoe]

I will get drunk, dress like santa, set my self on fire and fall into an orphanage from some place high. Merry Christmas kiddos!

Are you amused?

I like kids
SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I like kids
SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

What good does sending a charred corpse to the gallows do?

 

[zombiejoe]

Do a lets play of beating the Super Mario World final castle in less than 30 minutes? *Yeah ive found a way to do that*

Would this be possable while sitting in the chocolate pudding chair?

I'd try to juggle some knives.
That are on FIRE!

If that's not entertaining, then I don't know what is.

Maybe you could live if the knifes were on ice, yea i found a way (lol)

I would ask if various objects would blend, and then blend them in a blend-tec blender, after which I would give my verdict on if it can blend or not

gallows, why would I need to blend somthing when I could hit it with a hamemr