Send Them to The Gallows

[zombiejoe]

I like kids
SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

What good does sending a charred corpse to the gallows do?

EVERYTHING

 

[Russian_Assassin]

EVERYTHING

Ok, but if any kids witness it they will be scarred for life... Ha! Poked a hole in your logic!

 

[zombiejoe]

I would try and get you drunk. Everythings more entertaning when your drunk right?

Edit:and we would sing the charlie mops beer song here a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdO6xLqc-Yo

possable

Fight Chuck Norris, I'd either die, which precludes my being sent to the gallows, or by some miracle survive (I'm not arrogant enough to think I'd win) and get money by the impressiveness of such a feat.

you would probley die either way, so money

 

[zombiejoe]

EVERYTHING

Ok, but if any kids witness it they will be scarred for life... Ha! Poked a hole in your logic!

SEND HIM TO THE TRAIN OF THOUGHT
Take that

 

[Canadaftw]

Do a lets play of beating the Super Mario World final castle in less than 30 minutes? *Yeah ive found a way to do that*

Would this be possable while sitting in the chocolate pudding chair?

I'd try to juggle some knives.
That are on FIRE!

If that's not entertaining, then I don't know what is.

Maybe you could live if the knifes were on ice, yea i found a way (lol)

I would ask if various objects would blend, and then blend them in a blend-tec blender, after which I would give my verdict on if it can blend or not

gallows, why would I need to blend somthing when I could hit it with a hamemr

The chocolate pudding chair would be a little too distracting...

 

[zombiejoe]

Id juggle Flaming chainsaws with 4' blades on them while riding on a unicycle which is balancing ontop of a Kangaroo which is on a pogo stick. While doing this i will be eating cake

this calls for some music

I kill you and I leave, you egotistical jackass. However before I kill you, I entertain you with a cheerful jig. After all, I'm not totally heartless.

I send you to the chocolate gallows

 

[zombiejoe]

I will give you Star Wars: Battlefront III.

Or I will get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick me in the face for your entertainment.

win

this. dont ask me how I would execute it, just trust it would get done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNScRM_NzLI&feature=player_embedded#

chocolate money

 

[zombiejoe]

i come in my deathwalker armed with weapons capable of flaying galaxies, and have already eaten your chair, thoroughly obliterated your gallows, and torn down your castle.

i then mercilessly slaughter your men, and aim the anti-matter plasma cannon at your head, and the Nuetronium shell launcher at your feet as to open a volcanic rift under your feet.

Nice try, but I sent all the walkers to pokemon land
you failed

I wouldn't do anything, just go to the gallows, humming Hallowed by Thy Name.

money for all


Money

Play a concert of.....errr.....SPONGEBOB SONGS! Yeah, Pyrotechnics, explosions, Prostitutes, and Paintball! What do ya say?

WIN

something along the lines of a magic trick where YOU catch the bullet from a fired gun -and you fail...

something along the lines of a magic trick where YOU catch the bullet from a fired gun -and you fail...

FAIL, i ate the bullet and spit it in your face

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd set a small child on fire, that would entertain me.

I ALREADY SAID I LOVE BABIES, send him to the gallows

I'd walk up to you, and... BAM!, hidden blade to the throat.

Or, I'd dive in through your window, a la Saxton Hale [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/], and tell you the Mann Co. motto: "We sell products and get in fights."

Nice try, but i am the owner of all knifes, people eat with sporks, you fail

I'd perfectly impersinate the cast of Yugioh
Abridged

who? GALLOWS

 

[zombiejoe]

I would show you the magnificence of Hulu.

I already own hulu
gallows

I would present an army of kittens trained to claw apart any and all who would oppose their master. They would be the perfect assassins! They'd be even better if each one was named "Spanish Inquisition" (Yes, I went there )

best army EVA, money

Play my guitar while on fire, wrestling a bear on a unicycle on a thin wire over a pool of lava while getting in a firefight with the Canadian army (all 3 of them)

do it with the NAVY AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL

 

[zombiejoe]

I would present you with the South Australian Attorney-General. He's the guy who's preventing Australia from getting an R18+ classification for video games.
I'm pretty sure you'd do the right thing.

Bear Blasting! A sport I invented because I was too energetic for normal sports!!!! (Cookie for the reference)

Personally I prefer Hump Catting. Though they are very similar.

SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS. "Thank you sir Gavmondo"

Light witches on fire in your honor.

YES

I would build a new gallows closer to you and paint a racing stripe on it.

COOL. SEND HER TO IT

 

[zombiejoe]

Attemps to install gallows ON your gallows.As in,the extra gallow is attached to the original gallows' rope and the person is(preferably not me) hung to the extra gallows' rope.
You,sir,will Akimbo gallows, thanks to me.

Put some gallows on it and you got yourself a deal

I don't know whats more pompous you being the king, or the people who think they could overthrow you...

I'd take out my appendix with a steak knife, mirror and bottle of vodka.

what would I do with a worthless organ. (lol) but I like your spunk, money

Nothing more entertaining than finding the antidote to the contact poison I slipped you.

Nice try, but the antidote is in my hand, gallows

 

[Marksman18v]

I will make you chocolate since I am a professional *Ahem* chocolatier.

I can make any kinds of chocolate, down from disgusting to angel shitting on your tongue delish.

Also the chocolate tastes damn good while being fat free thus preventing morbid obesity and pimples

 

[zombiejoe]

Or, I'd dive in through your window, a la Saxton Hale [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/], and tell you the Mann Co. motto: "We sell products and get in fights."

We would then backstab him from 30 feet away. In front of you

Saxton Hale - the new and improved Chuck Norris. For kids!


I would just gather up hobo's for you to kill, and beautiful women to pleasure you. Or the other way around if you fancy that, whatever you wish.

maybe

 

[zombiejoe]

I've found that lots and lots of cocaine tends to entertain people.

DRUGS ARE FOR THUGS (like the third time) gallows

I would first bake a pie. Then place C4 throught specific locations in town. Then you guess where they are (don't worry, I'll show you the area that they're in) and if you get it wrong i detonate it. Get it right and you have the option to move it somewhere else or blow it up.

put the c4 on a unicycle and you got yourself a deal

I don't know, I guess i'd revive all the dead members of Monty Python and George Carlin.

do it on a chocolate unicycle and you got yourself a deal

how about riding a unicycle..... on a unicycle
you seem to like that

do it on a unicycle and you got yourself a deal...on a unicycle

 

[curty129]

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

I'd put mud in YOUR face.



[sub]And I don't mean when he's king. Yeah.[/sub]

OT: I are not know. Ask you to accompany me with a magic trick, put you in a box, saw it in half, the consequence being that you are sawn in half, and therefore that being the trick. You were tricked into assisted suicide. Ha, ha.

I make myself happy

 

[zombiejoe]

Bring terrorists with targets painted to their faces and let you shoot them with a M4a1 Carbine

yes yes and yes

I'd set a small child on fire, that would entertain me.

I ALREADY SAID I LOVE BABIES, send him to the gallows

I'd walk up to you, and... BAM!, hidden blade to the throat.

Or, I'd dive in through your window, a la Saxton Hale [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/], and tell you the Mann Co. motto: "We sell products and get in fights."

Nice try, but i am the owner of all knifes, people eat with sporks, you fail

I'd perfectly impersinate the cast of Yugioh
Abridged

who? GALLOWS

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Or, I'd just sharpen a spork.

sporks are now replaced with the box cover art of bioshock.

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

I'd put mud in YOUR face.



[sub]And I don't mean when he's king. Yeah.[/sub]

OT: I are not know. Ask you to accompany me with a magic trick, put you in a box, saw it in half, the consequence being that you are sawn in half, and therefore that being the trick. You were tricked into assisted suicide. Ha, ha.

I make myself happy

I pop up behind you with an AK47, good trick? (lol)
gallows

 

[OmegaXIII]

I bring a friend and entertain you with some flashy swordfighting

Quite possable, do it on a unicycle with a magic unicorn and you got yourself a deal

Unicycle i'm clear on, but did you want me to fight with the unicorns as in holding them by the rear legs and using the horn as the blade? If so then i wish i could be a king and get that kind of entertainment!

 

[Blimey]

I kill you and I leave, you egotistical jackass. However before I kill you, I entertain you with a cheerful jig. After all, I'm not totally heartless.

I send you to the chocolate gallows

Really? Well better to die at the hand of chocolaty goodness, then any other.